60 Lifeguard Pick Up Lines

Are you a lifeguard or do you see a hot girl as a lifeguard? Make the best use of funny & cheesy lifeguard pick up lines. Are you a life guard, or you could say these pick up lines to use on lifeguards? Dirty & good. Use them online, at a swimming pool, at the beach, or tinder. Easy Copy & Paste!

Lifeguard Pick Up Lines 
All those curves, and me with no brakes.
Are you a lifeguard because you look like you can save me from falling into this pool of love?
Are you a lifeguard, you be Wendy and I be Squints.
Are you a lifeguard? Will you pee on me because I just got stinged by a jellyfish.
Are you CPR? Because I'm not going to stop doing you until EMS arrives.
Are you my life jacket or my lifeguard because you saved me from this vicious current of life?
Are you my lifeguard who will rescue me from the strong currents in life?
Are you the shallow end? Because I want to put my kids in you.
Are you the splash-and-dash because you’ve got my heart beating.
Babe, I know how to blow life into you.
Can I see your tan lines?
Can you please call the lifeguards! Because I m drowning in your eyes!
Can you save me, my dear lifeguard, from drowning further into your beauty and grace?
Coast Guard regulations, Miss - I have to inspect you.
Do you believe in love at first CPR, or should I drown myself again?
Do you know the #1 skill of lifeguard, the ability to pull out to save a life.
Don’t worry, I know mouth to mouth.
Don't worry baby I know the rear rescue approach.
Girl do you want to see this lifeguard in action? I can last 20 minutes in any position.
Girl, I am a lifeguard, being unconscious is implied consent.
Hear that? The beach wants you to join me for a drink.
Hey babe, wanna see my rescue tube?
Hey girl am I gonna need a swim test for that pussy?
Hey girl, are you a swimming pool? Because I legally can't take my eyes off you and I can dive into you anytime.
Hey girl, wanna play lifeguard? I'll be your whistle and you can blow me all day.
Hey girl, wanna play lifeguard? I'll be your whistle and you can blow me all day.
Hey girl, you need a private lifeguard for your bathtub? Dont worry, I'm always ready to jump in and do mouth to mouth if you need me to.
Hey Lifeguard....swim over here and ride my wave.
Hi Im a lifeguard.
I am a lifeguard and the Red Cross has certified me as a fully trained love machine. Would you like any lessons?
I am thinking of skinny dipping in the pool with the most beautiful lifeguard in the world.
I got something that could use a little resuscitation.
I keep people safe everyday in the water, but I can protect you for the rest of my life.
I sized up the scene and let me tell you.... The bottom check was good.
I want to be practice CPR on you tonight - even though you are not a plastic CPR dummy.
I want to be the lifeguard that will save your gorgeous smile from drowning in the sea of pain.
I want to watch the stunning golden sunsets with the most beautiful lifeguard like you forever.
I’ll front drive you all night baby.
I’ll show you my tan lines if you show me yours.
I’m not a CPR dummy, but I’d let you practice some mouth-to-mouth.
I’m not a very good swimmer, do you have any lifeguard experience?
If I can't have you, life isn't worth guarding.
If thick thighs save lives then you must be the lifeguard at swim lessons.
I'm not a very good swimmer, do you have any lifeguard experience?
Is it hot out here, or is it just you?
It's a good thing I'm certified for emergency oxygen because you take my breath away.
Just call, I will go wherever you and save you from the forbidding waves of sorrow.
Keep calm and kiss a lifeguard.
Let me show you my action in large groups while being half naked.
Lifeguard: don't stop, can't stop, save lives.
Nice beach balls, can I play?
Save a whistle, blow a lifeguard.
The piers isn't the only thing that's hard.
Will you help anchor my lifeguard tower by sitting on my lap?
You are going to be fired if the manager found out that you are drowning me in your love.
You are my guardian angel with a pair of gorgeous eyes and pretty sun-kissed skin.
You are the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard.
You make me feel like I want a personal emergency!
You must be a lifeguard, because you could do CPR after you take my breath away.
You must have received Red Cross lifeguarding training because I was drowning until you arrived.

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