24 Carpenter Pick Up Lines

Do you work with wood or want to hit on someone working in a carpentry workshop? Use cheesy and dirty carpenter pick up lines for guys and girls. Are you a carpenter, let’s play carpenter, I am a carpenter, is your dad a carpenter pick up line. Flirt and impress with different carpenting puns. You might also interested in our repairman pick up lines. Easy Copy & Paste!

Carpenter Pick Up Lines
A girlfriend is like a good carpenter. No wood gets wasted.	Copy This.
Are you a carpenter? Because when you came in the room it became beautiful.	Copy This.
Are you a carpenter? Because you look like a wood worker.	Copy This.
Are you a carpenter? Because you're giving me wood!	Copy This.
Babe I am the best carpenter, I know how to hammer, screw, and nail.	Copy This.
Babe, are you superstitious? Because I foretell that you will knock on wood tonight.	Copy This.
Babe, I am a carpenter and I know how to make you perfect. Are you board?	Copy This.
Babe, I am a carpenter who builds stairs. I always think a step ahead.	Copy This.
Babe, I'll drill you first then nail you good.	Copy This.
Baby I’m a carpenter. Let’s build a relationship in my shop.	Copy This.
Do you want a drink? I'll get hammered and you will get nailed.	Copy This.
Gare are you a carpenter, because you made my hotdog stand.	Copy This.
Girl are you a carpenter, because you work my wood into timber.	Copy This.
Girl are you a carpenter? Because those are sweet legs you got.	Copy This.
Hey baby are you a Carpenter? You are someone I could build a home with.	Copy This.
Hey carpenter, I'm hammered. Want to nailed me?	Copy This.
Hey girl, are you a carpenter? Because you just made a banana stand out of my wood.	Copy This.
Hey let's play carpenter, first we get hammered, I get some wood, and then I nail you.	Copy This.
I am a carpenter, I want to nail you.	Copy This.
I am a carpenter, I want to put my wood on your carpets.	Copy This.
I am a good carpenter, I can nail you any time, and I promise I won't screw up	Copy This.
I guess you're a carpenter now gurl. Because you just saw my wood stash.	Copy This.
I know how to use my tools. My favorite is hammer screw driver.	Copy This.
You’re a carpenter’s wet dream–flat as a board and easy to nail.	Copy This.