25 Waitress Server Pick Up Lines

Do you have your eye on that cute Waiter or Waitress, Server guy or girl at a restaurant? Use these cheesy pick up lines to impress and get their attention.

Waitress Server Pick Up Lines 
Can I sweep you off your practical, orthopedic waitress shoes?
Hey, I’ve never eaten here before. What do you all recommend?
How do I get my girlfriend to lose some weight? I was thinking I should get her on Subway sandwiches like Jared. No really, is this place low-fat?
I have a big tip for you but you will have to receive it in private.
I just kept ordering coffee so you’d talk to me. Now I just have to pee.
I love it when a girl knows her fried foods.
I ordered a beer because I wanted you to card me. It didn’t work. My name’s _______.
I ordered a beer because I wanted you to see I’m an organ donor. Here, take my heart. (And my number.)
I ordered a beer because talking to you made me nervous as hell. Please, terrify me again at your earliest convenience.
I ordered the skate so you’d think I was sophisticated and healthy. Now I’m still hungry. Pizza burgers when your shift ends?
I'm thinking of getting into waitressing...can you give me any tips on how to break into the industry?
Is there a non-creepy way to hit on your waiter? If so, please text it to me.
Is work the only place that you are good at serving?
My burger was great, but YOU are rare and well-done at the same time.
My idiot friend thinks you’re cute. I told him he was wrong—you’re gorgeous. Call me when your shift ends?
Since you are on your feet all day, I figured you'd like to go lay down with me when you are done?
So do you spit, or is that only your cooks?
So when’s your next night off?
That accent - ________? It is very pretty. Where are you from?
I would really like to learn ___________. Can you be my tutor? What is your number?
This restaurant? Luckiest busboys in the world.
What time do you get off? Well what time do you get out of work?
You brought me lunch, can I bring you dinner?
You get 25 percent of the bill and 100 percent of my heart. Call me?
You so should be working at Hooters!!!
You’d be the perfect woman, even if your hair didn’t smell like French fries.

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