25 Waitress Server Pick Up Lines

Do you have your eye on that cute Waiter or Waitress, Server guy or girl at a restaurant? Use these cheesy pick up lines to impress and get their attention.

Waitress Server Pick Up Lines
Can I sweep you off your practical, orthopedic waitress shoes?	Copy This.
Hey, I’ve never eaten here before. What do you all recommend?	Copy This.
How do I get my girlfriend to lose some weight? I was thinking I should get her on Subway sandwiches like Jared. No really, is this place low-fat?	Copy This.
I have a big tip for you but you will have to receive it in private.	Copy This.
I just kept ordering coffee so you’d talk to me. Now I just have to pee.	Copy This.
I love it when a girl knows her fried foods.	Copy This.
I ordered a beer because I wanted you to card me. It didn’t work. My name’s _______.	Copy This.
I ordered a beer because I wanted you to see I’m an organ donor. Here, take my heart. (And my number.)	Copy This.
I ordered a beer because talking to you made me nervous as hell. Please, terrify me again at your earliest convenience.	Copy This.
I ordered the skate so you’d think I was sophisticated and healthy. Now I’m still hungry. Pizza burgers when your shift ends?	Copy This.
I'm thinking of getting into waitressing...can you give me any tips on how to break into the industry?	Copy This.
Is there a non-creepy way to hit on your waiter? If so, please text it to me.	Copy This.
Is work the only place that you are good at serving?	Copy This.
My burger was great, but YOU are rare and well-done at the same time.	Copy This.
My idiot friend thinks you’re cute. I told him he was wrong—you’re gorgeous. Call me when your shift ends?	Copy This.
Since you are on your feet all day, I figured you'd like to go lay down with me when you are done?	Copy This.
So do you spit, or is that only your cooks?	Copy This.
So when’s your next night off?	Copy This.
That accent - ________? It is very pretty. Where are you from?	Copy This.
I would really like to learn ___________. Can you be my tutor? What is your number?	Copy This.
This restaurant? Luckiest busboys in the world.	Copy This.
What time do you get off? Well what time do you get out of work?	Copy This.
You brought me lunch, can I bring you dinner?	Copy This.
You get 25 percent of the bill and 100 percent of my heart. Call me?	Copy This.
You so should be working at Hooters!!!	Copy This.
You’d be the perfect woman, even if your hair didn’t smell like French fries.	Copy This.