Do you have your eye on that cute Waiter or Waitress, Server guy or girl at a restaurant? Use these cheesy pick up lines to impress and get their attention.
| Waitress Server Pick Up Lines | |
|---|---|
| Can I sweep you off your practical, orthopedic waitress shoes? | |
| Hey, I’ve never eaten here before. What do you all recommend? | |
| How do I get my girlfriend to lose some weight? I was thinking I should get her on Subway sandwiches like Jared. No really, is this place low-fat? | |
| I have a big tip for you but you will have to receive it in private. | |
| I just kept ordering coffee so you’d talk to me. Now I just have to pee. | |
| I love it when a girl knows her fried foods. | |
| I ordered a beer because I wanted you to card me. It didn’t work. My name’s _______. | |
| I ordered a beer because I wanted you to see I’m an organ donor. Here, take my heart. (And my number.) | |
| I ordered a beer because talking to you made me nervous as hell. Please, terrify me again at your earliest convenience. | |
| I ordered the skate so you’d think I was sophisticated and healthy. Now I’m still hungry. Pizza burgers when your shift ends? | |
| I'm thinking of getting into waitressing...can you give me any tips on how to break into the industry? | |
| Is there a non-creepy way to hit on your waiter? If so, please text it to me. | |
| Is work the only place that you are good at serving? | |
| My burger was great, but YOU are rare and well-done at the same time. | |
| My idiot friend thinks you’re cute. I told him he was wrong—you’re gorgeous. Call me when your shift ends? | |
| Since you are on your feet all day, I figured you'd like to go lay down with me when you are done? | |
| So do you spit, or is that only your cooks? | |
| So when’s your next night off? | |
| That accent - ________? It is very pretty. Where are you from? | |
| I would really like to learn ___________. Can you be my tutor? What is your number? | |
| This restaurant? Luckiest busboys in the world. | |
| What time do you get off? Well what time do you get out of work? | |
| You brought me lunch, can I bring you dinner? | |
| You get 25 percent of the bill and 100 percent of my heart. Call me? | |
| You so should be working at Hooters!!! | |
| You’d be the perfect woman, even if your hair didn’t smell like French fries. |
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