38 Real Estate and Realtor Pick Up Lines

Are you a realtor? Or are you trying to hit it off with a guy or girl who is a real estate agent? You may find these realtor themed pick up lines helpful. We have compiled many flirty pick up lines related to house selling or buying. Use them to help you start off the conversation with that hot guy or sexy girl. They can work too if you are already in a relationship with a realtor. Spice up your relationship with these great cheesy exchanges!

Real Estate and Realtor Pick Up Lines
Are you a property inspector? Because you are checking me out.
Baby, I'm not asking your for an easement, just a mere right of recreation and amusement.
Baby, I’ve been inspecting your assets alllll day!
Come into my office and let's take a look at the listings.
Does the house come with mitochondria? Because my power house is producing a lot of energy.
Does this room smell like chloroform to you?
For you, I'm willing to break all the Code of Ethics.
Hello my sexy single neighbor. Would you like to "Combination"?
Hey girl, you might not realize, but you have a lien on my heart.
Hey, baby. Are you looking for property? Because I'm a real estate agent and I've got an opening on "Boner Street."
Home is not a place. It's a feeling. I can give you both.
Housing market goes up and down. Service stays forever.
I love you more than I love referrals...
I would like to pay with cash upfront and take our relationship further and faster.
I'm an appraiser and I'm here to tell you – you are priceless.
I'm sorry, but I'm required by law to disclosure how beautiful you are.
I've already kicked Sallie Mae out. Want to take her place?
Kissing is like real estate. The most important thing is location, location, location.
Let me help you sniff out your next home. I've got all the koalafications.
Let's make it official and close the escrow.
Love is buying your first home together.
Meeting you is like how home buysers feel when they get the keys!
My heart has full occupancy with you in my life.
Now those are some tangible assets!
Please say it again: how long is the escrow?
Talking to you makes me feel like a first time homebuyer – nervous and excited.
The ladies here would agree—I've taken the place of the paid-off mortgage as the status symbol of choice.
There is an open house tomorrow. I can give you a private tour tonight.
Wanna talk about our Private Mortgage Insurance?
What a beautiful staging. I want to bang you on every piece of furniture.
With a frame and facade like that, you’re Class A in my book!
Would you let me holding period you forever?
You be my #1 client, and I’ll always respond to your requests and keep satisfaction high.
You can't buy happiness, but you can buy real estate, and that's kind of the same thing.
You know realtors are very strong. We can flip a house.
You must have many tenants… because you had no trouble attracting me.
You should just provide a full disclosure up front, because you are flawless.
You’re more than just a piece of property.

Pick Up Lines About Real Estate Realtor

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