We have compiled a list of cheesy and clever Doctor, Nurse, Hospital related Pick Up Lines. See that hot doctor or sexy nurse? Or have you played dress up during Halloween? Use these pick up lines to help you flirt!

Doctor, Nurse, Hospital Pick Up Lines
(Hold out a stethoscope) Why don't you listen to your heart and go out with me?
(Look for any small skin imperfection) Has anyone ever looked at that? Why don't we go back to my place so I can give you a full exam?
Are you a doctor? Because you just cured my erectile dysfunction.
Are you a nurse? Because you cured my erectrile disfunction.
Are you a pulmonary embolism? 'Cause I can't breathe when I'm around you.
Are you Broca's Aphasia? Because you leave me speechless.
Are you lost Ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here.
Are you my appendix? Because I don't understand how you work, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.
Baby you're so sweet you're gonna put me in DKA!
Baby, you make me vasodilate!
Blood is red, cyanosis is blue, I get tachycardia when I think of you.
Can I take your temperature? Because you're looking hot today.
Come into my office and take off your pants.
Did you damage my cerebellum? Because I'm falling all over the place for you.
Do you believe in love at first site, or do I have to walk by again?
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Do you have an inhaler? You took my breath away.
Does this rag smell like chloroform?
Does your left eye hurt? Because you've been looking right all day.
EMTs come when people go down
Ever slept with an EMT? Want to?
Excuse me, I think you dropped something: My jaw.
Fire Fighters play with their hoses, I bring the bed
Hey baby, wanna play with my corpus cavernosum?
Hey girl, you're like a car accident, because I can't look away.
Hey, are you a conditioned stimulus? Because you're making me drool.
How about we ditch this joint and go study some anatomy?
I am an organ donor, need anything?
I can find every pulse in your body!
I can make your heart skip a beat. No really, I'm certified to do it!
I don't want to go all Freudian on you, but cute doctors pull strong feelings from me because they're a safe target for feelings I originally had for my parents.
I have all sorts of protection
I have my own multi-positional bed
I hope you passed CPR because you're taking my breath away
I might need life alert, because I've fallen in love with you and can't get up.
I need a life. Please lower your standards and go out with me.
I need to practice my trauma assessments. Will you be my patient?
I think you are suffering from a lack of Vitamin Me.
I wish I was your coronary artery, so that I could be wrapped around your heart.
I'd like to find another doctor. Why? Because I've got a crush on you. Would you like to grab lunch sometime?
I'd love to do a 12 lead on you
I'll shock the socks off you
I'm a medic, I know your body better then you do!
I'm an expert in mouth-to-mouth
I'm familiar with Latex and restraints
I'm feeling a little off today. Will you turn me on?
I'm good with multiple partners
I'm like a doctor, actually an orthodontist, I'm gonna have to ask you to, ya know, uh take off your clothes
I'm no organ donor, but I'd happy to give you my heart.
I'm the best in rapid clothing removal
I'm used to staying up all night
If I go into cardiac arrest will you give me mouth to mouth?
If you need a love doctor, I have like a medicated degree.
Is that a Laryngoscope handle in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
Is there something in your eye? Oh wait, its just a sparkle.
Is your name Flecainide? Because I think you just made my heart skip a beat.
Is your name Osteoporosis? Because you're giving me a serious bone condition.
Keep talking... I'm diagnosing you.
Medics know how to pick you up 5 different ways
My adductor isn't the only thing that's longus.
My love for you burns stronger than my urinary tract infection.
My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.
My sudden protracted cardiac arrhythmia makes me think I'm falling for you.
No one else can cut off your clothes, restrain you, and sedate you like a medic can… Wanna play?
No that's not an epi-pen in my pants, I'm just happy to see you.
On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight?
Playing doctor is for kids...let's play gynecologist!"
Sit back and relax…I fix broken hearts.
Stand back, I'm a doctor. You go get an ambulance, I'll loosen her clothes.
That pulsation in my femoral sheath isn't coming from an artery.
They don't call me Bones because I'm a doctor.
Those clothes look uncomfortable… need me to cut them off for you?
Trust me, this is how they did Mammograms back in the old days.
Wanna feel safe tonight? Sleep with an EMT.
Wanna join the code 3 club?
Wanna play 'Doctor', Doctor?
Wanna see if we can drown out the siren?
We always come when we are called
We are prepared for any rhythm
We should get some coffee… Because I'm liking you a latte.
When we first met I couldn't get you out of my mind,now I can't get you out of my heart.
When you walked in the door your beauty hit me so hard that I have a priapism from all the trauma.
Whenever I'm near you, I undergo anaerobic respiration because you take my breath away.
Where there is a pulse there is a chance.
You breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
You give me premature ventricular contractions.
You have acute angina.
You know, I've been highly trained to stick things into people…
You look familiar. Did we have class together? I could have sworn we had chemistry.
You make my dopamine levels all silly.
You must be the one for me… Since my selectively permeable membrane let you through.
You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
You've got beautiful veins
Your bus or mine?
Your calves must be aching. Because you've been back-marching through my mind all day.


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