60 Bank, Economist, Money and Financial Pick Up Lines

Do you work in the field of banking? Want to pick up a girl or guy from the banking or financial industry? Work your flirt with these pick up lines that feature finance and money. We also have some Wall Street and stock market related lines. Make your money work with these funny and flirty pick up lines with your loved one.

Bank, Economist, Money and Financial Pick Up Lines
After a little restructuring let's just I'd rate you a buy all day	Copy This.
Allow me to introduce myself: I am "borrower," and you must be "lender."	Copy This.
Baby, I love you so much I'm willing to forgo my exit option.	Copy This.
Baby, the way you support free markets stimulates growth in my private sector!	Copy This.
Baby, you're not an option... you're totally a future!	Copy This.
Before we do this I have to ask, what sort of tail risk am I looking at?	Copy This.
Bottom up or top down?	Copy This.
Call me your mutual fund, honey. Because with you, I'm showing interest.	Copy This.
Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?	Copy This.
Come into my office and let's take a look at your statements.	Copy This.
Did I tell you I'm filthy rich and my mother's dead?	Copy This.
Did you just rob a bank cuz I can be your getaway.	Copy This.
Do you have a bank account? You must! Im saving all my love for you.	Copy This.
Do you like to role play? I'll be the banking industry and you can play the American people.	Copy This.
Future projections put you at overweight but I'm still saying buy tonight	Copy This.
Girl you are so hot you are like my LBO MODEL	Copy This.
Girl, are you a stock? Because you sure like bouncing a lot!	Copy This.
Good thing I just bought term life insurance… because I saw you and my heart stopped!	Copy This.
Hey girl, would you be receptive to my takeover bid?	Copy This.
Hey there, can I WACC you off?	Copy This.
I have a feeling you really understand the "nature of the firm."	Copy This.
I have a small penis, but a big bank account.	Copy This.
I have an emergency fund and I want to spend a little on you.	Copy This.
I hope I haven't given you the wrong impression. I'm actually taller and richer than I look.	Copy This.
I hope you're a bear, because I'm going to go down on you.	Copy This.
I just bought a bass boat with cash … and it's a good thing, because you're quite a catch!	Copy This.
I never co-sign anything. But I'd love to co-sign your marriage license.	Copy This.
I think you'll find the delta between myself and others to be significant	Copy This.
I want to restructure you	Copy This.
I would like to pay with cash upfront and take our relationship further and faster.	Copy This.
I'd like to get you and your friends together for a comparable analysis	Copy This.
I'll be your credit if you'll be my debit.	Copy This.
I'll be your debit if you'll be my credit.	Copy This.
I'll reveal my preferences if you will.	Copy This.
I'll show you my forecast...if you'll show me yours.	Copy This.
I'm what they call a deep value investor, with an eye for "special situations"	Copy This.
I've already kicked Sallie Mae out. Want to take her place?	Copy This.
If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you, I'd be in a higher tax bracket.	Copy This.
Is that your pocket calculator or are you just pleased to see me?	Copy This.
Is your credit score bad? Because you look like a 10 to me!	Copy This.
Let's get this IPO off the ground. Initial Penetration of the Opening, that is.	Copy This.
Let's go make some statements together	Copy This.
Let's go to bed and try to disprove the law of diminishing marginal utility.	Copy This.
Let's just say I've been with models before and know all about their sensitivity tables..	Copy This.
Now those are some tangible assets!	Copy This.
Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. I am DEBT FREE! Now I can afford you!	Copy This.
The good news? I'm debt-free. The better news? I'm also date-free.	Copy This.
The ladies here would agree—I've taken the place of the paid-off mortgage as the status symbol of choice.	Copy This.
Wanna talk about our private goods?	Copy This.
When I saw you, my jaw dropped like the value of a new car!	Copy This.
Why am I nervous about talking to you? Because you're better than I deserve.	Copy This.
You look like a successful business woman, because you really know how to position yourself for me.	Copy This.
You must be fiscally irresponsible because I'm feeling inflationary pressure in my pants.	Copy This.
You seem nice, I just want to make sure you aren't one of those FIFO guys	Copy This.
You're a hot commodity.	Copy This.
You're an economist. I'm an economist. How about a little horizontal integration?	Copy This.
You're finer than the print on my credit card statement.	Copy This.
You're my very favorite kind of moral hazard.	Copy This.
You're so hot you could melt my debt snowball.	Copy This.
You've got the curves to supply my demand!	Copy This.