40 Dentist and Teeth Pick Up Lines [Funny, Dirty, Cheesy]

Being able to compliment your pick up target’s body feature is often of the best ways to break the ice. In this list, we have compiled some dentist and teeth related pick up lines. Use these pickup phrases if you are a dentist or if you are trying to be flirty with a dentist. Or if you are simply trying to compliment about a girl’s teeth and smile.

You may also want to check out the Pick Up Lines About Smile.

Dentist and Teeth Pick Up Lines
Are you a dentist? Because you leave a bad taste in my mouth.
Are you a dentist? Because you're so sweet I'm getting cavities!
Aye babe! Wanna get drilled?
Can you feel this?
Have you ever slept with a dentist? Want to?
He Sexy! I'm gonna drill you so hard that you'll bleed.
Hello there little lady, Looks like you've got a hole that needs filling.
Hey baby, I'm a dentist. Why don't you lie back and let me fill your cavities.
Hey baby, if you were a polishing disc, you'd be superfine.
Hey girl, if you were a tooth, you would be an upper left lateral incisor!
Hey girl! Semen contains zinc and calcium, both of which are proven to prevent tooth decay.
I am going to punch you in the mouth with my own mouth softly because I like you.
I need to fill your cavities.
I want to melt in your mouth.
I wish you were my teeth, so I could grind you in my sleep.
I'm drowning in the sun and need mouth to mouth now.
I'm like a dentist, I'll drill you and fill you.
I've got skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?
Is your father a dentist? Because you have a Beautiful smile.
It takes 43 muscles to frown and only 17 to smile, but it doesn't take any to just sit there with a dumb look on your face.
It's time to probe your gaps.
Looks like you've got a sweet tooth.
Open wide.
Smile, it lets your teeth breathe.
Stick your tongue out farther for me.
Stop undressing me with your eyes! Use your teeth!
Suck on this for just a second.
The fact that I'm missing some teeth only means that there's more room for your tongue.
What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My Zipper.
Would you like me to teach you how to floss?
You have pretty teeth you must be a dentist.
You must be a dentist, because I can't smile without you.
You sure have white teeth, you must brush them! (Redneck)
You're drooling a bit.
You're so sweet. I'm getting a toothache just looking at you.
You've a nice smile. Can I be your dentist?
You've got a great smile.
Your a piece of eye candy and I've got a sweet tooth.
Your gums looks sensitive. Let me stab them with this prison shank.
Your teeth are like stars. Slightly yellow and very far apart.