39 Mechanic Pick Up Lines

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Mechanic Pick Up Lines
Babe your ride won't start? I can service you with some fuel injection.	Copy This.
Babe, can I be your mechanic? Because I am want to go under you and get dirty.	Copy This.
Babe, do you know I am a mechanic? I know how to work those nuts & bolts to get you moving.	Copy This.
Babe, I will put some spark plug into you to get you hot.	Copy This.
Babe, this mechanic will surely satisfy you. Because we are amazing to deal with small spots under the hood.	Copy This.
Babe, you a mechanic? Because you could blow my seals any night.	Copy This.
Baby! You blow my fuses.	Copy This.
Before I start working on your car, I need to pop your hood and check your fluids.	Copy This.
Do you know mechanics make great friends with benefits? Because we screw, nut, and bolt.	Copy This.
Do you know that I am a mechanic? I wouldn't mind changing your fluids.	Copy This.
Do you need your car fixed? I can pick you up.	Copy This.
Get blown by the best.	Copy This.
Girl need a mechanic? I will put some oil inside you to loosen you up.	Copy This.
Girl you mechanic? Because you got my engine overheating.	Copy This.
Girl, are you a mechanic? Because you just give my ride a tune up and lubrication inside my pants.	Copy This.
Girl, do you check your fluids often? Put your lipstick on my dipstick.	Copy This.
Girl, I am a mechanic and I want to work my car in your garage tonight.	Copy This.
Girl, I am a mechanic. And I know how to jack you up and make you feel alright.	Copy This.
Girl, where we going, you do not need no brake. We are going all the way till we come.	Copy This.
Girl, you hand turns my wheels.	Copy This.
Girl, you so hot I would port 'n polish both your intake and exhaust manifolds	Copy This.
Hey babe, I’ll be your mechanic if you’ll be my ride.	Copy This.
Hey girl you must be a mechanic. Because looking at you is repairing my broken heart.	Copy This.
How about I shift my wrench into something else.	Copy This.
How about we go to my garage and see what's under the hood.	Copy This.
I am a mechanic. I will rotate your tires and give you a full service to get you humming on the road.	Copy This.
I just need to plug your gap.	Copy This.
I need to inspect your drive tunnel.	Copy This.
I'd like to put my piston in your cylinder.	Copy This.
I'm a mechanic. Your ex broke your smile. I can fix it if you would let me.	Copy This.
I'm no mechanic but I totally would like to oil your piston.	Copy This.
Nice steering rack.	Copy This.
Wanna free lube job?	Copy This.
Who needs oil when you’re naturally charged?	Copy This.
Would you like to lubricate my camshaft?	Copy This.
You got a broken car? I will fix it so it could ride to your broken heart.	Copy This.
You must be a mechanic. Because you sure know how to crank my shaft.	Copy This.
You need some lubricant. I am a mechanic and I can check out your fluid level with my dipstick.	Copy This.
Your dad must have been a mechanic, because you've got a nicely tuned body.	Copy This.