Is the guy or girl that you have eye on military related? Use these pick up lines to help you break the ice with that cute soldier that you see. These witty pick up line compilation include military jargons, themes that relate to the rank and daily lives of soldiers.
Take advantage of these pick up lines in places where you know soldiers hang out, or on Veterans day. Enjoy!
| Military Pick Up Lines | |
|---|---|
| Are you a general because you make my private stand at attention? | |
| Are you in the Air Force? Cause your hotter than the engine of an F-22A Raptor. | |
| Babe, are you an officer? Cause you just made my privates stand at attention. | |
| Babe, you're like the assault cutting score cause you're making me go up, up and away | |
| Baby, you put the 'fox' in 'foxhole'. | |
| BAMCIS! | |
| Banana show anyone? | |
| BOHICA | |
| Can I attack your chow hall? | |
| Can I foxtrot india November golf echo Romeo you? | |
| Can I whisky tango all over your foxtrot? | |
| Can l prick your 119? | |
| Care to accompany me on a quiet, romantic, moonlit beach for a 5-mile hike and a hundred push-ups? | |
| Check your six I'm coming in! | |
| Contact rear. | |
| Do you mind if I be YOUR Jody for tonight? | |
| Drop and give me 20 - on my lap. | |
| Drop and give me 69! | |
| Girl you want to see my glowstick and PT with me! | |
| Grab it by the 6-inch barrel. | |
| Have you been laid recently? Because I have a charge 8 stick with your name on it. | |
| Hey babe are you a weapon? Cause I'm about to make you condition one. | |
| Hey babe, wanna swab my deck? | |
| Hey baby, can I shoot some rounds center mast? | |
| Hey baby, I can't put you in the Corps but I can put the Corps in you. | |
| Hey baby, I'd swab your poopdeck any day. | |
| Hey baby, lemme put my oorah in your who-ha. | |
| Hey baby, wanna cock my shotgun? | |
| Hey baby, you delta tango foxtrot? | |
| Hey girl, since I'm a red head, I'm gonna put you on fire watch. | |
| Hey girl, you didn't need to say zero to make me freeze. | |
| Hey girl. Nice club foot. You want some Tricare? | |
| Hey LT, wanna evac this bar and go see my hangar? | |
| Hey sweetheart, let me tell you about the pink sock. | |
| Hey there, wanna be my AR 15 tonight: tap, rack, bang? | |
| Hey you let's go practice our morale! | |
| Hey you my roommate is going out tonight. | |
| Hey you wanna be a Marine? No? Wanna make little ones? | |
| Hey you wanna go and PT? | |
| Hi, is your name Wagner? | |
| How about you lock your bolt to the rear and I'll insert a round in the chamber? | |
| I always wrap it before I rack tap bang so what do you say we pop off these saved rounds? | |
| I bet u wouldn't mind zeroing my rifle would you?? | |
| I bet you give great Kevlar! | |
| I came for the boots but I stayed for the dependents. | |
| I can stand at attention for hours, wanna play formation? | |
| I forgot my CIF gear. Looks like this little marine is going in slick. | |
| I got my bore punched. | |
| I have applied a light coat of CLP to my barrel. | |
| I have completed inspection of your SL-3 and the only thing missing is ME. | |
| I heard you're PFT. | |
| I love box chow. | |
| I want to double time march in or around her mouth. | |
| I want to stick my ram rod into your choke tube. | |
| I'd like to FFE on your face. | |
| I'd like to locate close with and destroy your hooyah with my madeuce! | |
| I'd like unload show clear with you. | |
| I'll just let my top gear boys show you how its done. | |
| I'll land this osprey in your LZ any time. | |
| I'm about to flank you from the rear. | |
| I'm about to hasty ambush that bunker. | |
| I'm going on deployment soon and I'm not getting BAH....Yet. | |
| I'm gonna break you down shotgun style. | |
| I'm max EL and ready to recoil. | |
| I'm sorry did I spill my camel pack on you? | |
| I'm the best humper in the company. That's why he puts me in the rear. | |
| If you want me to adjust your mortar, I'll sure give you a fist and a thumb. | |
| Is that a radio in between your legs? Because comm is about to go down! | |
| Is that your 60? Or are you just happy to see me? | |
| Is your back blast area all clear? Cause this rocket is wants you to blow. | |
| Is your back blast area all clear? | |
| It ain't about the size of your antenna, it's how far you can shoot your comm | |
| It's your lucky day I don't come with a BFA. | |
| Lemme BAMSIS that SMEAC | |
| Let me field day that scuttlebutt | |
| Let me get those ten digits and ill fire for effect | |
| Looks like your range doesn't have left or right lateral limits.....TARGET! | |
| My hangout spot is driftwood. | |
| Oorah YUT YUT semper Fi devil dog? | |
| Prepare to mount! | |
| Remember 'An Officer and a Gentleman'? I'm neither, baby. | |
| Requesting permission to enter friendly lines | |
| Scuttle that butt on over here. | |
| Soldier, I'm admiring your strategic frontal mammary tissue mounds, two each. | |
| Stand on the yellow footprints and prepare for receiving | |
| Tap rack bang | |
| Target acquired, we are weapons hot, cleared to engage. | |
| The head of t the COC is ready for you mam. | |
| The penalty for being out of uniform is a spanking. | |
| Time for some PT! | |
| Two in the head, one all over her chest... | |
| Uncle Sam ain't the only one who wants you. | |
| Unload, show clear. | |
| Wanna clean the head? | |
| Wanna go on a board? | |
| Wanna help me dishonorably discharge? | |
| Wanna help prepare my condition one weapon? | |
| Wanna know why I'm called a 'drill' sergeant? | |
| Wanna ride my torpedo? | |
| Wanna see my CAC? | |
| We are gonna comm until it hertz baby!! | |
| What's a pathetic weak piece of @#$%*! like you doing in a !&%#@$ dump like this?? | |
| Whisky Tango Foxtrot? | |
| Women? You mean lotion and a sock? | |
| Wow, my CAC NEVER fit this way! | |
| You can sit on my post any day | |
| You must work at postal cause I'm sure you were just checking out my package. | |
| You on patrol? I wouldn't mind you patrolling with the mighty fine me. | |
| You put the R.E in MRE | |
| You. Me. BAH. You in? | |
| You'll only have to give me one pushup soldier, if it's your bra. | |
| Your perfume reminds me of napalm in the morning. |
Share Your Pick Up Lines
What about, ‘Hey wanna play Army, I will lay on my back and you can blow the hell out of me.’
All soldiers are considered government property, so my line is “You Want to f@ck the government?”