| All conversion paths lead to you. | |
| All I think all day is how your name fits in my broad match keywords. | |
| All my dating campaigns have been worthwhile because I have reached you. | |
| Allocate me in your budget, and I will give you the highest return of affection spend. | |
| Are you a micro influencer? Because you got the power to convert. | |
| Are you a part of the in-market segment? Because I am the perfect guy. | |
| Are you an influencer? Because you have made quite the impression. | |
| Are you Shopify? Because I want to explore all of your plugins. | |
| Babe, you have clickbaited me at first sight. | |
| Babe, your optimization score is 10.0. | |
| Baby, I can’t opt you out of my mind. | |
| Baby, you can give me a call-to-action anytime | |
| Do you believe in love at first sight or should I start another session? | |
| Do you care about frequency or recency? Because I can do you as often as you need, and as soon as you need it. | |
| Do you have a privacy policy? Cause I’d love to see your fine print. | |
| Do you prefer cross-selling or upselling? Because I can satisfy all of your whole body needs. | |
| Do you prefer engaging with my post or clicking my links? | |
| Do you want a piece of this cookie? Because I would follow you everywhere. | |
| Girl are you a smart ad campaign, because I sure think that you are worth every penny. | |
| Girl are you into multichannel approach? Because I would like to enter you in as many ways as I can. | |
| Girl, are you a online shopping cart that I have abandoned? Because I am seeing you everywhere. | |
| Girl, I don’t need to do any A/B testing with you. | |
| Girl, once I hit your landing page, I will never want to leave your site. | |
| Girl, you are the only exact match that I need. | |
| Girl, you got a sweet reach. | |
| Hey girl, if you were a piece of content, I wouldn’t want to share you with anyone. | |
| How would you like to make a 100% deliverability rate to my heart? | |
| I am in love with you at your title and description. | |
| I don’t need to look at more data. What I’m feeling with you is already statistically significant. | |
| I don't know who you are, but I know you are hot and single. So I will find you and retarget you. | |
| I found you on my “qualified” email list, does that mean we can skip the foreplay? | |
| I love you like a marketer loves reporting. | |
| I will never abandon your shopping cart. | |
| I’d convert on your landing pages anytime. | |
| I’d like to see if your spam can make it through my filter | |
| I’m not saying I’m a sure thing, but in the last 2 weeks my pants have a 100% open rate | |
| If men were landing pages, I’d only want to convert on you. | |
| If you give me your email address, I’ll give you an open rate you will enjoy. | |
| If you take me out for a romantic dinner I’ll guarantee a good ROI. | |
| If you were a piece of content, I wouldn't share you with anyone else. | |
| Is that a Call To Action in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? | |
| Just give me a call to action button, and I will provide you with a customer of a lifetime value. | |
| Just like your paid search campaign, you’ve made quite the impression on me. | |
| Me without you is like a marketer without analytics…lost, visionless, and confused. | |
| My love for you is an endless session duration. | |
| My love for you is like an infinite scroll…it’s never-ending. | |
| My reach is wide and deep, do you want a taste? | |
| No attribution model could ever explain how you got to be so beautiful. | |
| Now I see why unicorns follow you everywhere…because you are a perfect quality score of 10. | |
| Optin to my bed, and I will show you a great user experience. | |
| So, what is the top conversion path to get you scream in bed? | |
| Talking to you is as easy broad match keyword targeting. | |
| There is no frequency cap on how often I think about you. | |
| Too soon? Maybe I will retarget you at another time. | |
| Want to see how far my deep linking goes? | |
| What do you say we bounce like a bad email? | |
| What do you say we opt-out of here and opt back to my place? | |
| When I look at you, I want to share more than revenue. | |
| When ours eyes met, we had a 100% click rate. | |
| Where is the Like button for your smile? | |
| You are much better than jailbait, you are my clickbait. | |
| You are my final URL. | |
| You could spam me all night and I still wouldn’t unsubscribe. | |
| You don’t have to leave that ad blocker on for me, because babe, we are exact matches. | |
| You got my conversion at first sight. | |
| You got the online coupon to my heart. | |
| You make a great first impression, but what I really want to know is your click through rate | |
| You must be a paid search expert, because your cookies keep me coming back for more. | |
| You must be a social marketer…cause I would swipe right on you any day. | |
| You must be an inbound marketer…cause you sure attracted me! | |
| You’re really into PPC? What a coincidence; I’m really into PVC | |
| You’re so beautiful; you don’t even need an Instagram filter. | |
| Your beauty deserves Likes, shares, comments, and more. | |
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