Are you a photographer and you want to pick up girls of your subjects from time to time? Are you a guy or girl who wants to pick up that cute girl or guy photographer? Or if you are interested in a person who is in the field of graphic design like photoshop and others? Use these flirty line openers to help you start the hot conversation!
| Photographer and Graphic Design Pick Up Lines | |
|---|---|
| A portrait of you will need no photoshop at all. | |
| Adobe should've called it InDesire. | |
| Are you a serif font, or are you just happy to see me? | |
| Baby got batch. | |
| Baby I want to have you liquefy my tool! | |
| Baby, lets hide some layers and then play with my brush tool | |
| Baby, you must be a printer’s proof, because everyone else here is just a copy of you. | |
| Bartender, a Distilled Postscript here for my new friend. | |
| Before you came along, I was just Lipsum. With you, I’d be real content. | |
| Before you were mine, everything was grayscale, but now I see the world in CMYK. | |
| Can I Ctrl+O your blouse and Ctrl+S this moment forever? | |
| Can I select your area with my magic wand? | |
| Come back to my place and I’ll show you a really naughty way to fill up some negative space. | |
| Do you want to touch my Bézier curves? | |
| Dreamweaver... I believe you can get me through the ni-ight. | |
| First I think I'll stroke your curve, then I'd like to fill you. | |
| Futura generations will speak of our romance. | |
| Got more cheese? Share it! | |
| Has anybody ever told you that your teeth have perfect kerning? | |
| Hey girl I bought Photoshop for the Magic Wand Tool 'cause I wanna make you my selection. | |
| Hey girl I'd like to see twenty four frames of you per second. | |
| Hey girl you shine so bright I need to change my ISO to 100. | |
| How many levels of progressive disclosure is that dress? | |
| I am a nudity photographer, would you like to be my model for the night? | |
| I couldn’t help but notice your eye path went right to my smudge stick. | |
| I dig your look and feel. | |
| I hate Comic Sans too... wanna dance? | |
| I just want to get the Helvetica out of here and run away with you. | |
| I know just how you fill. | |
| I like my fonts sans-serif, and you sans-pants. | |
| I like to be touched...and re-touched | |
| I want to live life with you to the fullest resolution (300 dpi). | |
| I wish I had an Eyedropper to capture the color of your eyes. | |
| I would love it if you Felt my Marker. | |
| I wouldn't hit Ctrl+Z after a night with you. | |
| I’m just like a global nav; I love to be on top. | |
| I'd like to Ctrl+Z your pants . . . | |
| If I hit Shift + [ will it increase the hardness of your brush? | |
| If I went to a stock photography site and typed in the keyword: “sexy”, I bet there’d be a picture of you. | |
| If only Helvetica Neue what I would like to do to you... | |
| If our love continues on this vector, it will only grow without loss of quality or clarity. | |
| If you bring the tool, I’ll bring the color palette. | |
| If you left me, I would be cropped and have bleeds for you. | |
| If you like what you see now, wait’ll you look below the fold. | |
| If you were a logo, it would be for a really premium brand. | |
| I'll make your clothes 0% opacity. | |
| I'm hotter than Yuri Arcurs. | |
| I'm not a photographer, but I can picture us together. | |
| I'm sorry, is my div tag open? | |
| Is that Content Aware Scaling or are you just happy to see me? | |
| Just looking at you from across the bar, I could tell you display high Brightness and Vibrance, and have multiple Layers. | |
| Let’s “Skip Intro” and just go find a hotel room right now. | |
| Let's crop out your boyfriend and play with my tool | |
| Let's get dirty | |
| Let's go to bed and do the baseline shift. | |
| Lets go to my Creative Suite and have some hex. #696969 is my best. | |
| Lets say you and me meet up sometime, and I can do your frontend AND your backend. | |
| Mind if I perform a press check on you? | |
| Mind if I put some transparencies on your clothes? | |
| Mind if I take you for a usability test? | |
| My favorite is #11. Great list! | |
| My Haus or your Haus? | |
| My heart was still like a .jpg. When you entered the room, it was as animated as a .gif. I want everything to be as transparent as a .png between us. | |
| My parents are from Pakistan and Latin America... that makes me Palatino. | |
| No wonder the sky is grey today, all the blue is in your eyes. | |
| Our love can cross the Universe. | |
| Our love is Avant Garde. | |
| Sorry for staring, I thought your face was a work of art. May I capture it with my camera? | |
| They will etch our love in Papyrus. | |
| We can weather anything, because our love is Copperplated. | |
| What if I told you the fly on my legs opens quicker than a 500kb JPEG file? | |
| What Pantone are your underwear? | |
| When I saw you, I had an Akzidenz Grotesk in my pants. | |
| When I serve you breakfast in bed tomorrow, would you like your coffee with cream and sugar, or do you prefer it #000? | |
| With you, I'd never stop(). | |
| Would you be interested in exploring a figure/ground relationship? | |
| Would you like to lorem ipsum dolor sit on my lap? | |
| You are one hot Firefox... how about some Private Browsing? | |
| You can adjust my curves any day. | |
| You give Neue meaning to the word Layout!!! | |
| You know the hotkey to my Magic Wand Tool. | |
| You look perfectly put together. Do you display this well in IE? | |
| You must be an photographer, because you have capture my heart. | |
| You put the ho in Hoefler. | |
| You're so fine, you must be 1px. | |
| You're turning my descender into an ascender. | |
| You've got lovely #00FFFF eyes. |
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