| Are you a property inspector? Because you are checking me out. | |
| Baby, I'm not asking your for an easement, just a mere right of recreation and amusement. | |
| Baby, I’ve been inspecting your assets all day! | |
| Come into my office and let's take a look at the listings. | |
| Does the house come with mitochondria? Because my power house is producing a lot of energy. | |
| Does this room smell like chloroform to you? | |
| For you, I'm willing to break all the Code of Ethics. | |
| Hello my sexy single neighbor. Would you like to "Combination"? | |
| Hey girl, you might not realize, but you have a lien on my heart. | |
| Hey, baby. Are you looking for property? Because I'm a real estate agent and I've got an opening on "Boner Street." | |
| Home is not a place. It's a feeling. I can give you both. | |
| Housing market goes up and down. Service stays forever. | |
| I love you more than I love referrals... | |
| I would like to pay with cash upfront and take our relationship further and faster. | |
| I'm an appraiser and I'm here to tell you – you are priceless. | |
| I'm sorry, but I'm required by law to disclosure how beautiful you are. | |
| I've already kicked Sallie Mae out. Want to take her place? | |
| Kissing is like real estate. The most important thing is location, location, location. | |
| Let me help you sniff out your next home. I've got all the qualifications. | |
| Let's make it official and close the escrow. | |
| Love is buying your first home together. | |
| Meeting you is like how home buyers feel when they get the keys! | |
| My heart has full occupancy with you in my life. | |
| Now those are some tangible assets! | |
| Please say it again: how long is the escrow? | |
| Talking to you makes me feel like a first time homebuyer – nervous and excited. | |
| The ladies here would agree—I've taken the place of the paid-off mortgage as the status symbol of choice. | |
| There is an open house tomorrow. I can give you a private tour tonight. | |
| Wanna talk about our Private Mortgage Insurance? | |
| What a beautiful staging. I want to bang you on every piece of furniture. | |
| With a frame and facade like that, you’re Class A in my book! | |
| Would you let me holding period you forever? | |
| You be my #1 client, and I’ll always respond to your requests and keep satisfaction high. | |
| You can't buy happiness, but you can buy real estate, and that's kind of the same thing. | |
| You know realtors are very strong. We can flip a house. | |
| You must have many tenants… because you had no trouble attracting me. | |
| You should just provide a full disclosure up front, because you are flawless. | |
| You’re more than just a piece of property. | |
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