Are you handy with general repairs around the house? Use these contractor and repair man themed pick up lines when you meet that hot girl during your house calls. (Or you can use these lines on your girlfriends and wives when you are helping them fix the broken stuff). However, make sure you do the job right and only use these pick up lines when the time is right. We have a couple of pick up lines for Cable Guy, Carpenter, Electrician, and Plumber in general.
Add more fun and spice into your love life. Simply use them when you are dealing with those specific repairing tasks.
| Contractor and Repair Man (Cable Guy, Carpenter, Electrician, Plumber) | ||
|---|---|---|
| Hey, I'm the cable guy, my only policy is that if I hook your cable up, you have to hook mine up! | Cable Guy | |
| Hey baby how long/hard is your cable? | Cable Guy | |
| Are you a carpenter? Because when you came in the room it became beautiful. | Carpenter | |
| Hey let's play carpenter, first we get hammered, I get some wood, and then I nail you. | Carpenter | |
| Wanna play carpenter? First we get hammered, then ill nail you! | Carpenter | |
| You’re a carpenter’s wet dream–flat as a board and easy to nail. | Carpenter | |
| Hey carpenter, I'm hammered. Want to nailed me? | Carpenter | |
| I am a carpenter, I want to nail you. | Carpenter | |
| Are you a carpenter? Because you're giving me wood! | Carpenter | |
| Your eyes are like wrenches ..... they make my nuts tighten. | Contractor | |
| I always wear my hard hat, baby. | Contractor | |
| Fuck me if I am wrong, but you want to screw me, don't you? | Contractor | |
| Hey! Ya wanna try out my new 'Home Artificial Insemination Kit?' | Contractor | |
| I have a job for you.... but it blows | Contractor | |
| I'm not an expert in hardware, but I know that you'd be able to screw my nuts | Contractor | |
| I've got a hummer and a vibrator. Which one do you want to test drive first? | Contractor | |
| You are the perfect switch. You turn me on. | Electrician | |
| Can I earth you? You seem to be at a high potential. | Electrician | |
| You are my AA battery, you charge me up | Electrician | |
| If you were a burger at McDonald's, you would be the new McShock. | Electrician | |
| Baby are you the secondary winding to my transformer, I feel magnetically coupled to you. | Electrician | |
| You and I are so perfect, want to make a complete circuit? | Electrician | |
| Baby your ass is rounder than a motor's rotor. | Electrician | |
| You are like a 250 W halogen, you brighten my world. | Electrician | |
| Guy: You are the light of my life. Girl: You turn me on. | Electrician | |
| Are you a electrician? Because when you came in I felt a gilt of energy. | Electrician | |
| Are you an electrician? Because you turn me on. | Electrician | |
| I don't usually like being shocked, but when I saw you I was knocked off my feet! | Electrician | |
| I'm an electrician, let me remove your shorts | Electrician | |
| I am an electrician, I want to give you a jolt of my high voltage juice, | Electrician | |
| I am a HVAC installer, I want to heat you up and cool you down. | HVAC Installer | |
| Are you a plumber? Because that is a solid career choice with a decent wage and I crave stability. | Plumber | |
| Can I tinker with your pipes? | Plumber | |
| I don’t normally plunge into a relationship, but tonight I’ll make an exception. | Plumber | |
| I have a dirty job. I’m a plumber. | Plumber | |
| I hope you're a plumber because you got my pipe leaking | Plumber | |
| I wanna flush your pipes, baby. | Plumber | |
| I'll only use rigid pipe in your rim holes. | Plumber | |
| I’m a sucker for a man who knows how to use his equipment. | Plumber | |
| If there's anything I know how to do the right way... it's lay pipe. I'm happy to prove it! | Plumber | |
| Is that your boyfriend? Because that’d throw a real wrench in my plans | Plumber | |
| Is your father a plumber? Because when you come in the room, it seems so clogged. | Plumber | |
| Let’s become a potty of two tonight. | Plumber | |
| Plumber? I hardly even know her. | Plumber | |
| That is quite an elbow joint. | Plumber | |
| That tool belt really brings out the color in your eyes! | Plumber | |
| Toi-let me be your valentine would be the greatest honor. | Plumber | |
| Tonight was almost down the drain… until you walked in. | Plumber | |
| Want to see my tool? | Plumber | |
| You’re flooding my heart with emotions. | Plumber | |
| I am a plumber, I want to ream you with my plunger. | Plumber |
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