| Hey, I'm the cable guy, my only policy is that if I hook your cable up, you have to hook mine up! | Cable Guy | |
| Hey baby how long/hard is your cable? | Cable Guy | |
| Are you a carpenter? Because when you came in the room it became beautiful. | Carpenter | |
| Hey let's play carpenter, first we get hammered, I get some wood, and then I nail you. | Carpenter | |
| Wanna play carpenter? First we get hammered, then ill nail you! | Carpenter | |
| You’re a carpenter’s wet dream–flat as a board and easy to nail. | Carpenter | |
| Hey carpenter, I'm hammered. Want to nailed me? | Carpenter | |
| I am a carpenter, I want to nail you. | Carpenter | |
| Are you a carpenter? Because you're giving me wood! | Carpenter | |
| Your eyes are like wrenches ..... they make my nuts tighten. | Contractor | |
| I always wear my hard hat, baby. | Contractor | |
| Fuck me if I am wrong, but you want to screw me, don't you? | Contractor | |
| Hey! Ya wanna try out my new 'Home Artificial Insemination Kit?' | Contractor | |
| I have a job for you.... but it blows | Contractor | |
| I'm not an expert in hardware, but I know that you'd be able to screw my nuts | Contractor | |
| I've got a hummer and a vibrator. Which one do you want to test drive first? | Contractor | |
| You are the perfect switch. You turn me on. | Electrician | |
| Can I earth you? You seem to be at a high potential. | Electrician | |
| You are my AA battery, you charge me up | Electrician | |
| If you were a burger at McDonald's, you would be the new McShock. | Electrician | |
| Baby are you the secondary winding to my transformer, I feel magnetically coupled to you. | Electrician | |
| You and I are so perfect, want to make a complete circuit? | Electrician | |
| Baby your ass is rounder than a motor's rotor. | Electrician | |
| You are like a 250 W halogen, you brighten my world. | Electrician | |
| Guy: You are the light of my life. Girl: You turn me on. | Electrician | |
| Are you a electrician? Because when you came in I felt a gilt of energy. | Electrician | |
| Are you an electrician? Because you turn me on. | Electrician | |
| I don't usually like being shocked, but when I saw you I was knocked off my feet! | Electrician | |
| I'm an electrician, let me remove your shorts | Electrician | |
| I am an electrician, I want to give you a jolt of my high voltage juice, | Electrician | |
| I am a HVAC installer, I want to heat you up and cool you down. | HVAC Installer | |
| Are you a plumber? Because that is a solid career choice with a decent wage and I crave stability. | Plumber | |
| Can I tinker with your pipes? | Plumber | |
| I don’t normally plunge into a relationship, but tonight I’ll make an exception. | Plumber | |
| I have a dirty job. I’m a plumber. | Plumber | |
| I hope you're a plumber because you got my pipe leaking | Plumber | |
| I wanna flush your pipes, baby. | Plumber | |
| I'll only use rigid pipe in your rim holes. | Plumber | |
| I’m a sucker for a man who knows how to use his equipment. | Plumber | |
| If there's anything I know how to do the right way... it's lay pipe. I'm happy to prove it! | Plumber | |
| Is that your boyfriend? Because that’d throw a real wrench in my plans | Plumber | |
| Is your father a plumber? Because when you come in the room, it seems so clogged. | Plumber | |
| Let’s become a potty of two tonight. | Plumber | |
| Plumber? I hardly even know her. | Plumber | |
| That is quite an elbow joint. | Plumber | |
| That tool belt really brings out the color in your eyes! | Plumber | |
| Toi-let me be your valentine would be the greatest honor. | Plumber | |
| Tonight was almost down the drain… until you walked in. | Plumber | |
| Want to see my tool? | Plumber | |
| You’re flooding my heart with emotions. | Plumber | |
| I am a plumber, I want to ream you with my plunger. | Plumber | |
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