51 Cactus Pick Up Lines

Prick your love with the best cactus pick up lines. Use dirty cactus pick up lines and have pricking fun for cactus plant lovers. These funny cactus pickuplines will get your love to stick with you. Succulent, are you a cactus, sharp, needles. Take advantage of best pick up lines about cactus and cacti. Easy Copy & Paste!

Cactus Pick Up Line
Are you a cactus, because you make me feel on pins and needles.	Copy This.
Are you a cactus? Because I am stuck on you.	Copy This.
Are you a prickly eater? Because you could succ on my cactus.	Copy This.
Babe, want to see how I can prickle you?	Copy This.
Babe, you are prickin amazing.	Copy This.
Best loves stick.	Copy This.
Cacti + Cactyou = Cactus	Copy This.
Call me cactus, because I am the sharp guy for you tonight.	Copy This.
Can’t touch this.	Copy This.
Chicks before pricks.	Copy This.
Do you like cactus? Because girl you could succ me any time.	Copy This.
Don't be a prick. Come with me.	Copy This.
Girl, I will prickle your fancy.	Copy This.
Girl, our love is on point.	Copy This.
Girl, this cactus won't be the only prick you will have tonight.	Copy This.
Girl, you will love my prick.	Copy This.
Got a bone to prick with you.	Copy This.
Grab life by the thorns, or my dick.	Copy This.
I am not a prickly eater, I'll eat all of your cactass.	Copy This.
I can be a little prickly.	Copy This.
I got the prick to satisfy you.	Copy This.
I might look cute, but babe I am hard to handle.	Copy This.
I might not be a cactus, but my prick can still scratch your itch.	Copy This.
I prick you to be my love.	Copy This.
I think you are succulent.	Copy This.
I’m not a hugger. But I can sure stick it in you.	Copy This.
I’m ready to take it from cacti to cactus.	Copy This.
I’m so glad we pricked each other.	Copy This.
I’m stuck on you.	Copy This.
If you were a cactus, I’d prick you!	Copy This.
I'll never desert you.	Copy This.
Let's stick together.	Copy This.
Life may give you a cactus, or I could pleasure you with my prick.	Copy This.
Looking sharp, feeling sharp.	Copy This.
My boyfriend/girlfriend is prickin’ awesome!	Copy This.
My life would succ without you.	Copy This.
My point is, I want to be with you.	Copy This.
Needles to say you are mine.	Copy This.
Our love is like Cactus, because we never give up and cactus makes perfect.	Copy This.
Stick with me. We will go places.	Copy This.
Sun's out, gun's out.	Copy This.
Things might get prickly between us, but I will never take you for planted.	Copy This.
Want to have my pricks? It'll be a nice succulent meal.	Copy This.
We make a prickly pair.	Copy This.
Will you come prickly?	Copy This.
You are fancactus.	Copy This.
You are such a sucCUTElent.	Copy This.
You looking sharp.	Copy This.
You make me thorny.	Copy This.
You might be a prick, but babe you got the cactass.	Copy This.
You’re stuck with me.	Copy This.