| Are you a cactus, because you make me feel on pins and needles. | |
| Are you a cactus? Because I am stuck on you. | |
| Are you a prickly eater? Because you could succ on my cactus. | |
| Babe, want to see how I can prickle you? | |
| Babe, you are prickin amazing. | |
| Best loves stick. | |
| Cacti + Cactyou = Cactus | |
| Call me cactus, because I am the sharp guy for you tonight. | |
| Can’t touch this. | |
| Chicks before pricks. | |
| Do you like cactus? Because girl you could succ me any time. | |
| Don't be a prick. Come with me. | |
| Girl, I will prickle your fancy. | |
| Girl, our love is on point. | |
| Girl, this cactus won't be the only prick you will have tonight. | |
| Girl, you will love my prick. | |
| Got a bone to prick with you. | |
| Grab life by the thorns, or my dick. | |
| I am not a prickly eater, I'll eat all of your cactass. | |
| I can be a little prickly. | |
| I got the prick to satisfy you. | |
| I might look cute, but babe I am hard to handle. | |
| I might not be a cactus, but my prick can still scratch your itch. | |
| I prick you to be my love. | |
| I think you are succulent. | |
| I’m not a hugger. But I can sure stick it in you. | |
| I’m ready to take it from cacti to cactus. | |
| I’m so glad we pricked each other. | |
| I’m stuck on you. | |
| If you were a cactus, I’d prick you! | |
| I'll never desert you. | |
| Let's stick together. | |
| Life may give you a cactus, or I could pleasure you with my prick. | |
| Looking sharp, feeling sharp. | |
| My boyfriend/girlfriend is prickin’ awesome! | |
| My life would succ without you. | |
| My point is, I want to be with you. | |
| Needles to say you are mine. | |
| Our love is like Cactus, because we never give up and cactus makes perfect. | |
| Stick with me. We will go places. | |
| Sun's out, gun's out. | |
| Things might get prickly between us, but I will never take you for planted. | |
| Want to have my pricks? It'll be a nice succulent meal. | |
| We make a prickly pair. | |
| Will you come prickly? | |
| You are fancactus. | |
| You are such a sucCUTElent. | |
| You looking sharp. | |
| You make me thorny. | |
| You might be a prick, but babe you got the cactass. | |
| You’re stuck with me. | |
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