19 Microwave Pick Up Lines

Are you heating up some fast microwave meals at home, college, or work? Use these pick up lines about microwaves. You a microwave or microwave dinner pick up lines will help you heat up your relationship. Easy Copy & Paste!

Microwave Pick Up Lines 
Are you a microwave meal? Because the picture always looks better than the real thing.
Are you a microwave? Because I want to put my hot dog in you until it explodes.
Are you a microwave? Because I want to stuff you and turn you on.
Are you a microwave? Because I want to turn you on tonight.
Are you a microwave? Because I want you to pop my corn.
Are you a microwave? Because you make me hot.
Are you a microwave? Because you turn my frozen soul into a hot meal.
Are you microwave dinner? Because I will heat you up and eat you up.
Are you microwaveable? Because I got some hot pockets.
Are you microwaveable? Because I will feast on you tonight.
Babe, I got a microwave and things about to get really hot.
Call me microwave. Because I can pull it out when it gets hot.
Do you have a microwave oven? Because you melt my heart.
Do you have a microwave? Because we will make hot stuff in 30 seconds.
Girl people call me microwave. Because I want your buns in me.
I am a well planned microwave. Because I got a tactical nuke in my pants.
We are like microwaves, because we will get heated in less than 1 minute.
You a microwave? Because you warm my meat inside.
You got a microwave? Because hmmmm.

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