Are you heating up some fast microwave meals at home, college, or work? Use these pick up lines about microwaves. You a microwave or microwave dinner pick up lines will help you heat up your relationship. Easy Copy & Paste!
| Microwave Pick Up Lines | |
|---|---|
| Are you a microwave meal? Because the picture always looks better than the real thing. | |
| Are you a microwave? Because I want to put my hot dog in you until it explodes. | |
| Are you a microwave? Because I want to stuff you and turn you on. | |
| Are you a microwave? Because I want to turn you on tonight. | |
| Are you a microwave? Because I want you to pop my corn. | |
| Are you a microwave? Because you make me hot. | |
| Are you a microwave? Because you turn my frozen soul into a hot meal. | |
| Are you microwave dinner? Because I will heat you up and eat you up. | |
| Are you microwaveable? Because I got some hot pockets. | |
| Are you microwaveable? Because I will feast on you tonight. | |
| Babe, I got a microwave and things about to get really hot. | |
| Call me microwave. Because I can pull it out when it gets hot. | |
| Do you have a microwave oven? Because you melt my heart. | |
| Do you have a microwave? Because we will make hot stuff in 30 seconds. | |
| Girl people call me microwave. Because I want your buns in me. | |
| I am a well planned microwave. Because I got a tactical nuke in my pants. | |
| We are like microwaves, because we will get heated in less than 1 minute. | |
| You a microwave? Because you warm my meat inside. | |
| You got a microwave? Because hmmmm. |
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