49 Tree Pick Up Lines

Do you love trees or is your loved one an environmentalist tree hugger? Use the best tree pick up lines for different types of trees. Maple, Pine, Palm, Coconut, Christmas, Apple, and more. Cheesy tree related pick up lines about different parts of trees, roots, trunk, forest, and more. Talk about are you a tree or cat stuck in tree pick up lines to help you flirt about tree climbing. Easy Copy & Paste!

Tree Pick Up Lines 
Are you a Maple tree? Because I would tap that.
Are you a palm tree? Because I really want those dates
Are you a present? Because I see you under my tree.
Are you a tree hugger? Because you gotta hug my wood.
Are you a tree? Because I am a cat and want to get stuck in you.
Are you a tree? Because I would love to piss on u.
Are you a tree? Because you are giving me plenty of wood.
Are you the Goddess of Life? Because you just made my tree grow.
Are you trees in the grasslands? Because you are on fire and we should do something about it.
Babe do you have a forest? Because my tree wants to settle its roots somewhere.
Babe, are you missing wood in your forest?
Babe, I got a hard pine tree for you. Hug it and your hand is about to get really sticky.
Babe, I've got a maple tree that you could suck the sap out of.
Can I plant my tree in your rain forest?
Can you climb onto my wood and make it grow into a tree with your sweet juice?
Erections don’t grow on tree, right? That’s why I’m spending a night with you.
Girl are you a coconut tree? Because I would climb on top of you to get the sweet juice of your jug.
Girl, by the time I am done, your pussy will never want to get off of my tree trunk.
Girl, with your love this wood can become a big tree.
Hey baby, are you a tree? Because I wanna hug you.
Hey girl, are you a tree? Because I want to chop you up with an axe.
Hey girl, wanna plant a tree with me?
I bet trees stop and look at you in awe.
I don't want to be under the cork tree. I want to be under YOU.
I feel like a tree when you talk to me because you make me light up!
I want to climb your trees and swing.
I will stop loving you the day that an apple grows on a mango tree.
If I was a tree in a forest, would you hear me falling for you?
If I were a squirrel, and you were a tree. I’d put my nuts in you.
If we were trees. We'd be of the same species.
If you are looking for a tree topper then you have me because people say I am a star on top.
If you can plant a tree, will you dig me?
If you were a garden, I would dig you to plant trees.
If you were a tree, you must be an evergreen because you look good all year round.
If you were a tree, you would be an evergreen. From the first time I saw you; you have been looking this good.
Inside you, I shall plant a tree. Metaphorically speaking, of course.
Is your cat stuck in a tree? Because I’m here to save that pussy.
I've got a tree you could trim.
Let's head to the park so I can plant my tree.
Our love will grow just like The Great Deku Tree.
The top of my tree is missing a angel like you.
The tree isn't the only thing that's going to have an angel sitting on top of it tonight.
The tree of life just called, it wants your sweetness behind.
We are presents for each other, it's time to get laid under the tree.
We have so much chemistree.
Would you like to have bamboo sheets on your bed? Because I want to cover you with sustainable love.
You may fall from a bicycle, you may fall from a tree. But the best way to fall - is in love with me.
You must be made of bonemeal, because you make my tree grow.
You won't be the first cherry tree I've chopped.

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