35 Pencil Pick Up Lines

Do you have a pencil? Use these pencil pick up lines to help you flirt and start the conversation. These pencil related pick up lines feature the most common phrases including pencil case, pencil sharpener, pencil and erase. Can I borrow a pencil or are you a pencil. These pick up lines about pencils will work for many situations. Easy Copy & Paste!

Pencil Pick Up Lines 
All these pencils but you still think i'm pointless. You're my sharpener; I'll twist and turn and thrust you inside out till my wood break.
Are u a pencil? Because you should definitely let me sharpen ya.
Are you a Crayon? Because, I am a pencil and I draw my world but i need you to color it.
Are you a mechanical pencil? Because I’ll never have a dull moment with you
Are you a pencil sharpener? Because I wanna put my tip inside you hole.
Are you a sharpener. Because I'd like to stick my pencil in you.
Are you a sheet of paper? I wanna write our life story together with my pencil.
Are you a standardized test? Because I got the pencil to fill your bubble in.
Are you made of nickel cerium arsenic and sulfur? Because you got a NiCE AsS.
Babe are you a pencil sharpener? Because I want to shove and turn my wood in your hole.
Babe, are you a mechanical pencil? The big question is will you take my lead from the front or back?
Babe, I got a pencil and I am ready to rewrite our future together.
Babe, you a pencil? Because I would totally use you for my homework.
Baby, you got a broken pencil? Mine will work just fine.
Can I borrow a pencil? Because I want to push my tip inside up and down.
Can I borrow your pencil? Because I’d like to erase your past and write our future.
Damn girl, are you .2 mm pencil lead? Because you are fine!
Damn girl, are you a mechanical pencil? Because you’re finer than .7mm lead.
Do u have a pencil I can borrow? Because i wanna erase your past and write our future.
Do you have a mechanical pencil? Because I got the lead that will fit just right.
Girl are you a sharpener, because you making me hard.
Girl you a mechanical pencil? Because I want to take you apart and put you back together in my life.
Girl, are you a pencil? Because I would pen-itrate you any time.
Girl, do you have a pencil? So I can draw every inch of you.
Girl, you got pencil? Because everything in my life lead me to you.
Girl, you must be a pencil, because you really lead me on.
Hey girl are you a mechanical pencil? Because I wanna stick my lead in you.
Hey girl are you a pencil sharpener. Because my pencil really needs sharpening.
I wanna take out my pencil and stick it in your pencil case.
If you were a pencil, I wouldn't be able to use you. Because you're no number 2, you're my number 1!
Is that a number 2 pencil in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Life without you is like a broken pencil...... pointless.
Life without you would be like a broken pencil. Pointless.
You a pencil? Because you were made to be mine.
You wouldn't happen to have an extra pencil on you?

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