35 Pencil Pick Up Lines

Do you have a pencil? Use these pencil pick up lines to help you flirt and start the conversation. These pencil related pick up lines feature the most common phrases including pencil case, pencil sharpener, pencil and erase. Can I borrow a pencil or are you a pencil. These pick up lines about pencils will work for many situations. Easy Copy & Paste!

Pencil Pick Up Lines
All these pencils but you still think i'm pointless. You're my sharpener; I'll twist and turn and thrust you inside out till my wood break.	Copy This.
Are u a pencil? Because you should definitely let me sharpen ya.	Copy This.
Are you a Crayon? Because, I am a pencil and I draw my world but i need you to color it.	Copy This.
Are you a mechanical pencil? Because I’ll never have a dull moment with you	Copy This.
Are you a pencil sharpener? Because I wanna put my tip inside you hole.	Copy This.
Are you a sharpener. Because I'd like to stick my pencil in you.	Copy This.
Are you a sheet of paper? I wanna write our life story together with my pencil.	Copy This.
Are you a standardized test? Because I got the pencil to fill your bubble in.	Copy This.
Are you made of nickel cerium arsenic and sulfur? Because you got a NiCE AsS.	Copy This.
Babe are you a pencil sharpener? Because I want to shove and turn my wood in your hole.	Copy This.
Babe, are you a mechanical pencil? The big question is will you take my lead from the front or back?	Copy This.
Babe, I got a pencil and I am ready to rewrite our future together.	Copy This.
Babe, you a pencil? Because I would totally use you for my homework.	Copy This.
Baby, you got a broken pencil? Mine will work just fine.	Copy This.
Can I borrow a pencil? Because I want to push my tip inside up and down.	Copy This.
Can I borrow your pencil? Because I’d like to erase your past and write our future.	Copy This.
Damn girl, are you .2 mm pencil lead? Because you are fine!	Copy This.
Damn girl, are you a mechanical pencil? Because you’re finer than .7mm lead.	Copy This.
Do u have a pencil I can borrow? Because i wanna erase your past and write our future.	Copy This.
Do you have a mechanical pencil? Because I got the lead that will fit just right.	Copy This.
Girl are you a sharpener, because you making me hard.	Copy This.
Girl you a mechanical pencil? Because I want to take you apart and put you back together in my life.	Copy This.
Girl, are you a pencil? Because I would pen-itrate you any time.	Copy This.
Girl, do you have a pencil? So I can draw every inch of you.	Copy This.
Girl, you got pencil? Because everything in my life lead me to you.	Copy This.
Girl, you must be a pencil, because you really lead me on.	Copy This.
Hey girl are you a mechanical pencil? Because I wanna stick my lead in you.	Copy This.
Hey girl are you a pencil sharpener. Because my pencil really needs sharpening.	Copy This.
I wanna take out my pencil and stick it in your pencil case.	Copy This.
If you were a pencil, I wouldn't be able to use you. Because you're no number 2, you're my number 1!	Copy This.
Is that a number 2 pencil in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?	Copy This.
Life without you is like a broken pencil...... pointless.	Copy This.
Life without you would be like a broken pencil. Pointless.	Copy This.
You a pencil? Because you were made to be mine.	Copy This.
You wouldn't happen to have an extra pencil on you?	Copy This.