41 Package Delivery Pick Up Lines

Waiting for gifts & packages this Christmas? Use the best package delivery pick up lines to impress & flirt. Take advantage of package delivery boy, delivery driver, or delivery guy pick up lines. Get your package or haul into the home & heart of men & women. Easy Copy & Paste!

You might also use our Amazon, warehouse, or post office pick-up lines.

Package Delivery Pick Up Lines 
Are you a delivery person. Because I want you to handle my package gently.
Are you a package? Because I want to track you down and bring you home with me.
Are you a package? Because I want your tracking number tonight.
Are you getting shipped? Because you’re the whole package.
Are you my package from Amazon? Because I want you at my house in the next 24 hours.
Ask her if she likes overnight packages from interesting men.
Babe, forget about pick up lines. You could accept my package tonight.
Babe, here's my number. I could deliver my package to your bed any night.
Babe, it's time to examine my comprehensive package.
Babe, my package is too big to fit in your front door. How about I drop it in the back instead.
Can I have your number? So I could text you before I deliver my package to your home.
Do I have to sign for your package?
Do you work for UPS? Because you’ve been staring at my package all night.
Excuse me, Miss, could you sign for this package?
Girl, are you from the Amazon? Because you’re the full package.
Girl, I got the package. It's bigger on the inside.
Girl, I want to drop my package into your warehouse.
Girl, it's not about the size of my package. It's about how I deliver it.
Girl, nice delivery. I want to inspect your package before receiving.
Girl, you are so hot, I need to inspect your package for any explosives or hazardous materials inside.
Girl, you've got the whole package.
How about schedule a free package pickup to avoid waiting in line at the post office and use the time have a drink with me?
I am a package delivery man, give me your number so I could schedule you for a pick up.
I am loving your body, because good things don't come in small packages.
I don't work at the post office... but I'll inspect your package.
I got flexible delivery. You can take it through the front door or the backyard.
I hope you have a big box, because I'm stuffing this oversized package in it.
I like the size of your benefits package.
I wonder if your package would fit in this tight door slot.
Is that a package or are you just happy to see me?
I've got a huge stimulus package just for you.
Let's just say I like to package your goods.
Sleep with a UPS driver, because they always deliver.
The post office may be closed, but I'll still deliver my package inside you.
The UPS office called. They told me I need to check your package.
Want to play agent and fondle my package?
Who wants to see my stimulus package!
Would you like a drink before receiving my package?
You can call me FedEx. Because I’m gonna violently thrust my package at you.
You'll be receiving a package soon.
Your package for one boyfriend is in route.

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