41 Package Delivery Pick Up Lines

Waiting for gifts & packages this Christmas? Use the best package delivery pick up lines to impress & flirt. Take advantage of package delivery boy, delivery driver, or delivery guy pick up lines. Get your package or haul into the home & heart of men & women. Easy Copy & Paste!

You might also use our Amazon, warehouse, or post office pick-up lines.

Package Delivery Pick Up Lines
Are you a delivery person. Because I want you to handle my package gently.	Copy This.
Are you a package? Because I want to track you down and bring you home with me.	Copy This.
Are you a package? Because I want your tracking number tonight.	Copy This.
Are you getting shipped? Because you’re the whole package.	Copy This.
Are you my package from Amazon? Because I want you at my house in the next 24 hours.	Copy This.
Ask her if she likes overnight packages from interesting men.	Copy This.
Babe, forget about pick up lines. You could accept my package tonight.	Copy This.
Babe, here's my number. I could deliver my package to your bed any night.	Copy This.
Babe, it's time to examine my comprehensive package.	Copy This.
Babe, my package is too big to fit in your front door. How about I drop it in the back instead.	Copy This.
Can I have your number? So I could text you before I deliver my package to your home.	Copy This.
Do I have to sign for your package?	Copy This.
Do you work for UPS? Because you’ve been staring at my package all night.	Copy This.
Excuse me, Miss, could you sign for this package?	Copy This.
Girl, are you from the Amazon? Because you’re the full package.	Copy This.
Girl, I got the package. It's bigger on the inside.	Copy This.
Girl, I want to drop my package into your warehouse.	Copy This.
Girl, it's not about the size of my package. It's about how I deliver it.	Copy This.
Girl, nice delivery. I want to inspect your package before receiving.	Copy This.
Girl, you are so hot, I need to inspect your package for any explosives or hazardous materials inside.	Copy This.
Girl, you've got the whole package.	Copy This.
How about schedule a free package pickup to avoid waiting in line at the post office and use the time have a drink with me?	Copy This.
I am a package delivery man, give me your number so I could schedule you for a pick up.	Copy This.
I am loving your body, because good things don't come in small packages.	Copy This.
I don't work at the post office... but I'll inspect your package.	Copy This.
I got flexible delivery. You can take it through the front door or the backyard.	Copy This.
I hope you have a big box, because I'm stuffing this oversized package in it.	Copy This.
I like the size of your benefits package.	Copy This.
I wonder if your package would fit in this tight door slot.	Copy This.
Is that a package or are you just happy to see me?	Copy This.
I've got a huge stimulus package just for you.	Copy This.
Let's just say I like to package your goods.	Copy This.
Sleep with a UPS driver, because they always deliver.	Copy This.
The post office may be closed, but I'll still deliver my package inside you.	Copy This.
The UPS office called. They told me I need to check your package.	Copy This.
Want to play agent and fondle my package?	Copy This.
Who wants to see my stimulus package!	Copy This.
Would you like a drink before receiving my package?	Copy This.
You can call me FedEx. Because I’m gonna violently thrust my package at you.	Copy This.
You'll be receiving a package soon.	Copy This.
Your package for one boyfriend is in route.	Copy This.