37 Napkin Pick Up Lines

Find your love life with the humble and simple napkin pick up lines. Make your crush chuckle to inspire messy flirting over drinks and dinner. The next time you’re out and about, don’t forget the power of the napkin. Grab good pick up lines to write on yours napkin and let your creativity flow. Easy Copy & Paste!

Napkin Pick Up Lines
Are you a napkin? Because I feel like wiping my hands all over you.	Copy This.
Are you a napkin? Because I want to get inside you.	Copy This.
Are you a napkin? Because you're always there to clean up my messes.	Copy This.
Can I borrow your napkin? Because you just made me drool.	Copy This.
Can I borrow your napkin? Because you just made my heart skip a beat.	Copy This.
Can I buy you a drink and some napkins? Because I have a feeling things are about to get messy between us.	Copy This.
Can I have a napkin? Because I'm about to drool all over you.	Copy This.
Can I have your napkin? Because I just made a mess of my heart - and I need your help to clean it up.	Copy This.
Can I have your napkin? Because I just spilled my love all over the place.	Copy This.
Do you know what this line on my napkin is? My pick up line.	Copy This.
Do you need a napkin to write on? Because I am still missing your numbers.	Copy This.
Do you need a napkin? Because I can clean up your mess.	Copy This.
Excuse me, do you have a napkin? Because I just melted all over you.	Copy This.
Excuse me, do you have a spare napkin? Because you just made me spill my heart all over the floor.	Copy This.
I don't know if it's just the lighting, but you're looking like a fine piece of napkin to me.	Copy This.
I hope I'm not overstepping my bounds, but you look like a napkin I want to fold into my life.	Copy This.
I know this might sound cheesy, but you're the sweet sauce to my napkin.	Copy This.
I must be a messy eater because I can't keep my eyes off you, my little napkin.	Copy This.
I think you are a thief, because you just stole my heart, and my napkins.	Copy This.
I want to be your napkin, because I could be near your lips.	Copy This.
I'd love to use your napkin to clean up the mess I just made of your heart.	Copy This.
If you were a napkin, I'd wipe my hands on you all night long.	Copy This.
I'm looking for something to wipe the smile off my face, and I think you'll make a great napkin.	Copy This.
I'm no mathematician, but I'm pretty sure we'd make a great pair - just like a napkin and a plate.	Copy This.
I'm not usually this bold, but can I napkin-tuck you into my life?	Copy This.
When you have you tonight, I will not need no napkins.	Copy This.
You must be a napkin, because you always make everything look better.	Copy This.
You must be a napkin, because you clean up nice.	Copy This.
You must be a napkin, because you make everything look better.	Copy This.
You must be a napkin, because you're always there to dry me up.	Copy This.
You're like a napkin - always ready to clean up the mess and make things better.	Copy This.
You're like a napkin - always there to clean me up, no matter how big or small.	Copy This.
You're like a napkin - always there to clean up the mess and make things right again.	Copy This.
You're like a napkin - always there to soak up my sorrows and wipe away my fears.	Copy This.
You're like a napkin - always there to wipe away my tears and make me smile again.	Copy This.
You're the napkin to my candle - always there to catch the drips and make everything better.	Copy This.
You're the napkin to my mouth - always there to catch the crumbs and make everything better.	Copy This.