23 Penguin Pick Up Lines

Waddle into your love life with the best penguin pick up lines. Use dirty penguin pick up lines and have some fun breaking the ice. These funny penguin pickuplines will get your love to mate you. Poles, peckers, snow. Take advantage of best pick up lines about penguins. Easy Copy & Paste!

Penguin Pick Up Lines
Are you a penguin? Because you are good at catch and release thing.	Copy This.
Call me an emperor penguin because I put on my wizard hat and robe.	Copy This.
Forget da North Pole. My pole be pointing' north when I see you.	Copy This.
Have you heard about the fat penguins? They are really good at breaking the ice.	Copy This.
Have you seen that penguin on the South Pole? How about you look at my pole?	Copy This.
Hey girl, would you like to get a closer look at my pecker?	Copy This.
How much does a penguin weigh? Not enough to break the ice.	Copy This.
I am a real penguin. How about you see real penguin’s snowballs?	Copy This.
It will be waddling sweet to go home with me.	Copy This.
Let's act like penguins babe and mate for life.	Copy This.
Like a penguin, allow me rescue you from a crowd of peckers.	Copy This.
Of all the animals, it’s only penguins that stay with the same partner their entire lives. Will you be my penguin?	Copy This.
Penguins keep their legs between their legs, want to be my egg?	Copy This.
Roses are reed, violets are blue and I am your penguin.	Copy This.
Wanna see why they call me an emperor penguin?	Copy This.
Want to perch and built a nest in my heart.	Copy This.
What do you call a penguin with a large penis? An icebreaker.	Copy This.
Will I be your penguin and wrap your legs around me?	Copy This.
Will you go penguin sledding with me?	Copy This.
Will you pick up all that I put down?	Copy This.
Would you be my penguin because I want to be with you my entire life.	Copy This.
You are so beautiful that even penguins are jealous of you.	Copy This.
You like the south pole? Why don't ya take a look my pole down south.	Copy This.