99 Jurassic Dinosaur and Prehistoric Caveman Pick Up Lines

Are you looking for some dino friendly pick up lines? Flirt with your loved one, or pick up that new hot girl or guy! We have prepared some cheesy and funny dinosaur and prehistoric caveman style pick up phrases for you.

Prehistoric, Dinosaur and Caveman Pick Up Lines
Are you an angel? Because I’m a dinosaur.
Are you an archaeologist? Because I have a bone you can exam.
Are you an excavation site? Because I dig you.
Are you checking out my fangs or should I walk by again? (sabertooth tiger)
Baby, I’m no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!
Boy you as yummy as yellowcake, i ought to date you like Uranium-Series
C'mon Baby Light My Fire.
Can I hiber-mate with you through Ice Age?
Did I make you horny? (Triceratops)
Did you eat that tree without chewing or are you just happy to see me?
Do you want to read my body language?
Don’t let my tiny arms fool you.
Don’t like to beat around the bush? These are sure to do the trick:
Funny, you don't look Jurassic.
Girl, you must be a fossil sample and I must be an impatient paleontologist, because I want to date you badly.
Have you ever been dinosaur kissed? Allow me to demonstrate.
Hello caveman, you are tall, dark and strong. Would you like to mate?
Hey baby, do you wanna know why they call me erectus?
Hey baby, how about you keep me at arm's length? (T-rex)
Hey Baby, I wanna see your bedrock!
Hey baby, I’m a diplodocus—want to see my diplocockus?
Hey wanna come over for some bbq whole mamouth?
Hey, I’ve just discovered a bone in my pants, and I was wondering if you could date it.
Hey, wanna come over and examine my collection of Folsom points?
How about we take this to dance floor and I'll show you the Intertubercular Groove?
I always think BC stand for Before You Came Into My Life;
I can't help but notice your beautiful hair. Mind if I club you and drag you home with me?
I couldn’t help but notice that you’re not a b-rachiosaurus, but a DD-rachiosaurus.
I know how to plesiosaur a lady/man.
I know there extra letters, but only idiot expects a caveman to spell.
I like your hotspot.
I pray to the Great Spirit that not make him die.
I'm going to cast a spell on you like azande witch doctors
I’d like to excavate your site.
I’d wish you’d stegosaurus the night.
I’m hornier than a styracosaurus.
I’m hung like an Apatosaurus.
I’m not a megalodon, but I’ve got a mega-long-dong.
is that a club under your felt or are you just happy to see me?
Jurrassic-ing me back to your place? Okay!
Kiss me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist right?
Let's go make a cave baby of our own.
Let’s forget the carbon and move straight to the dating!
Let’s have some tyrannosaurus sex.
Let’s pretend you’re full of C14 so I can date you.
Looking to overcompensate? Check these out:
Me Homo Erectus! Stop laughing, that not mean me gay!
Me Makey Your Bed Go BOOM BOOM! U Go Home With Me!
Me Tarzan, you Jane.
Me teach you a new dance, the Bedrock and roll. It save Fred Flinstone's marriage after Barney did the Bamm-Bamm with Wilma in the gravel pit
My love for you shines brighter than the meteor that’s heading right for us.
My, my you are a special find.
One ankylosaurus says to another, "Hey, you wanna go clubbin’".
Rub my wool? (Mammoth)
So, wanna get dirty?
StegosaurME and StegosaurYou belong together do you get the message? (Stegosaurus)
That a new club in your loincloth or you happy to see me?
This bone may not date to the Jurassic Period, but it’s still rock hard.
Wanna extract some minerals from my bone?
Wanna see my woolly mammoth?
Wanna share a trench?
Wanna watch my dinasaur evolve?
Wanna yabba dabba do it?
Watch Out For That Thagomizer!
We no have wheels yet? You make my head spin round.
We should carbon date because our half-life would approach eternity.
What a nice pair of platform mounds you got there!
What's your favorite move? Mine is LICK.
When I'm around you, I am in ice age. I am hoping this will break the ice...
Why did you have to end the Ice Age by being so hot?
Why don’t we mosey-osaur over to my place?
Why don’t you Triassic a little tenderness?
Why go for the b-rachiosaurus, when you could go for the D-rachiosaurus.
Would you like to examine my bone?
Would you like to see my totem ?
You are dino-mite!
You as hairy as a mammoth; and it really turning me on!
You bring out the caveman in me.
You can dig up my bone any day./It wouldn’t take much digging to get to my bone.
You could melt an iceman's heart.
You know what they say about a dinasour with long neck... (Apatosaurus)
You know what they say about a man with a large crest.
You know what they say about brachiosaurs: the neck’s not the only thing that’s disproportionately long.
You light me on fire; Stop it! Fire bad!
You like clubbing? Really? Hey, look over there!
You make me horny. (Triceratops)
You make my head spin round and round like a wheel.
You make my heart fly like a Pterodactyl.
You must be the La Brea tar pits, cuz I want to get my bone stuck in that.
You put the "ass" in Jurassic!
You should come home with me, because I’ll make you dino-sore.
You smell good. Want some a these fresh crunchy green grasshoppers i just caught?
You're like my Sacrum. Without you I would probably fall apart.
You’re at the triceratops of my food chain.
You’re the tricera-tops
Your beauty is more striking than the preservation of Ötzi the Iceman!
Your cave or mine?

Pick Up Lines Inspired by Dinosaur and Prehistoric Times

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