49 Shark Pick Up Lines

Flirt with man or woman at an aquarium or shark viewing. Use the best dirty shark pick up lines to help you impress and break the ice. Shark week, shark tank, shark attack, and cheesy shark pick up lines. Are you a shark, baby shark, and cute shark. All the shark related pick up lines to help you devour your date. Easy Copy & Paste!

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Shark Pick Up Lines
A shark just ate my girlfriend. Will you be my new one?
Are you a Baby Shark? Because I want to do do do do do do you.
Are you a card shark? Well babe you can have my credit card any day.
Are you a great white shark, cause you look like you wanna swallow me whole.
Are you a shark, because I wanna you to eat me out on your shark week.
Are you a shark? Because I've got swimmers for you to swallow.
Are you a shark? Because my harpoon is throbbing for you.
Are you a shark? Then great you need some strong jaws to handle me.
Are you a tiger shark? Because you are wild and hot.
Are you interested in one night swim of a life time?
Babe, you don't need to enter my shark tank to get money from me.
Do you know sharks eat cats? Well this shark is about to swallow your pussy.
Do you like sharks? Because I got a megalodon.
Don’t eat me, I am not like the otters.
Girl are you a shark? Because I want to hook you for life.
Girl you must be a shark, because I want see my flesh between your jaws.
Girl, are you a cat sharks? Because I got some perfect human balls for you.
Girl, I am a shark and I wanna eat you tonight.
Girl, I want to get between a rock and your shark place.
Hey girl, are you a royal shark? Because I can't stop fin-king about you.
How you chewing?
I am a hammerhead shark, and I am about to nail you tonight.
I can smell your blood from far away. I want to have you for dinner.
I don’t know whether to mount you or eat you. You are like a prize winning shark.
I have been a lone shark all my life. Meeting you tonight makes me want to become your fish in the sea.
I want to use my pick up line on you, but you may get of-fin-ded.
I would like to take you home to see my catfish.
If baby shark can doo doo, then why can't we?
If I am a shark, I would never take my eyes off you.
If someone throws sharks in the water, I'll save you first.
I'm a shark.
Is that a shark in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
My shark is worse than my bite.
Shark you be mine?
Sharks don’t typically mate for life, but for you I’d consider.
Someone call a lifeguard, because this shark is about to devour you.
Stay jaw-some.
There are a lot of sharks in the sea, but you are the only one I’d like to catch and mount back home.
There's plenty of fish in the sea, but you are the true shark for me.
They don’t call me a sperm-shark for nothing.
This may come off as a surprise, but I don’t bite. I swallow.
Tonight I want to swim in your tank.
Want to play the shark attack game? I eat you and you scream.
What would happen if I dropped a shark on thin ice? It would break the ice.
What’s a gal like you in an ocean like this!
You are making me dizzy from swimming in circles.
You got some-fin special about you.
Your pussy is in more danger than a seal during Shark Week.
You're welcome in my shark tank.

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