23 Penguin Pick Up Lines

Waddle into your love life with the best penguin pick up lines. Use dirty penguin pick up lines and have some fun breaking the ice. These funny penguin pickuplines will get your love to mate you. Poles, peckers, snow. Take advantage of best pick up lines about penguins. Easy Copy & Paste!

Penguin Pick Up Lines 
Are you a penguin? Because you are good at catch and release thing.
Call me an emperor penguin because I put on my wizard hat and robe.
Forget da North Pole. My pole be pointing' north when I see you.
Have you heard about the fat penguins? They are really good at breaking the ice.
Have you seen that penguin on the South Pole? How about you look at my pole?
Hey girl, would you like to get a closer look at my pecker?
How much does a penguin weigh? Not enough to break the ice.
I am a real penguin. How about you see real penguin’s snowballs?
It will be waddling sweet to go home with me.
Let's act like penguins babe and mate for life.
Like a penguin, allow me rescue you from a crowd of peckers.
Of all the animals, it’s only penguins that stay with the same partner their entire lives. Will you be my penguin?
Penguins keep their legs between their legs, want to be my egg?
Roses are reed, violets are blue and I am your penguin.
Wanna see why they call me an emperor penguin?
Want to perch and built a nest in my heart.
What do you call a penguin with a large penis? An icebreaker.
Will I be your penguin and wrap your legs around me?
Will you go penguin sledding with me?
Will you pick up all that I put down?
Would you be my penguin because I want to be with you my entire life.
You are so beautiful that even penguins are jealous of you.
You like the south pole? Why don't ya take a look my pole down south.

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