Are you attending any kinds of alien themed events or want to hit on guys or girls who love the idea of extraterrestrial life forms in space? Use these funny alien related pick up lines to help you open up the conversation with other life forms from another planet!

Alien Pick Up Lines
Are you a carbon-based model?
Are you an alien, because you abducted my heart long ago.
Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.
Didn't I just see you on YouTube?
Do you want me to probe you?
Do you work for NASA? Because you’re out of this world.
Have you eve had a close encounter of the pantless kind?
Hey baby, wanna take a ride in my saucer?
Hey, I know what your thinking, but, thats no tail...
Hi there, wanna flux?
How do I know you're not Photoshopped or CGI?
How do you debunk an alien? By throwing him/her out of bed.
I wonder what our kids would look like.
I’d like to wrap my 36 arms around you.
I’m currently experiencing 10,000 Gs of LUV.
If a star fell every time I thought of you, the sky would be dark at night.
If a star fell every time I thought of you, the sky would be pitch black.
If you think a meteor is hard, you should see what you are doing to my missile.
If you were a laser, you’d be set on “stunning.”
Is your dad an astronaut? Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
My planet wasn't big enough for my d***.
No, as a matter of fact, I want to see your leader.
Of all the planets in all the solar systems in all the galaxies, you walked into mine…
On my planet, we need three different beings to have sex ... but for you, I'll make an exception
Show me your muff and you will see where my mouth really is.
So what's your star sign?
So, where's Elvis?
Venus must be missing a Venusian
Want an out-of-this-world experience?
Want to join the thousand-mile-high club?
What did the Alien say to the cow? I'm gonna mootilate you!
What goes faster than the speed of light? Me getting the hell outta there when I first saw your ship!
What's a nice girl like you doing in a galaxy like this?
Where have you been, for the first 900 years of my life?
Why do so many of you show up in Vegas?
You know what's faster than the speed of light? My heart when I just think of you.
You know your eyes shine the the twin suns on my home planet.
You look familiar, have I probed you before?
Your eyes glow just like the twin suns on my home planet.


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