Super Heroes and Villains Pick Up Lines. These funny and witty pick up lines are inspired by the various Super Heroes and Villains in popular comic or shows. Make these clever pick up lines work when you are dressed up as them on Halloweens, or just use them during movie premier or reruns.
These superhero and villain pick up lines can definitely make your date flirty, and they may work on either guys or girls too! We have compiled pick up lines from the Marvel universe such as Marvel Avengers, and the DC comics universe. Simply use the search function to quickly find the pick up line from your favorite superheroes.
| Super Heroes and Villains Pick Up Lines | ||
|---|---|---|
| Girl, I'll make you so wet I won't even need to be in the ocean. But, can we go to the ocean?, 'cause, yeah, I need to be in the ocean. | Aquaman | |
| Hi. I'm Batman. | Batman | |
| I may be Batman, but you're Robin my heart | Batman | |
| I may be blind, but my braille skills tell me you've got some fine humps. | Batman | |
| I'm Bruce Wayne. | Batman | |
| There's a reason they call me Bat man – if you know what I mean…okay, I'm talkin' about my penis. | Batman | |
| Wanna meet Alfred? | Batman | |
| We can do it in the bat-mobile. | Batman | |
| Do you wish to compute? | Brainiac | |
| I'm lonely; wanna probe? | Brainiac | |
| Maybe you should let my fist of fury invade your secret lair | Bruce Li | |
| You know what girl, I can hit all the right spots. | Bullseye | |
| If you're lady liberty. Can I be your Captain America? | Captain America | |
| Sure I defeated Red Skull…twice today. Because that's what I call masturbation. | Captain America | |
| When I'm done with you, you'll be singing God Bless Captain America | Captain America | |
| Come with me to the dark side. Unless you enjoy sex with the lights on. | Darth Vader | |
| I call him Little Deadpool. He breaks down the fourth wall and your bed. | Deadpool | |
| I can utilize 90% of my brain, but baby, you can do all the work. | Deathstroke | |
| Hey baby, want to see what the REAL Ultimate Nullifier looks like? | Dr. Doom | |
| Four sweatervests! | Fantastic Four | |
| I'm stretchy like my spandex onesie. | Fantastic Four | |
| Whadda you say we call The Thing And The Invisible Woman and have a Fantastic Foursome? | Fantastic Four | |
| Don't worry, babe. I'm only quick on my feet. | Flash | |
| Hi, I'm The Flash, AAAAAAND…we just had sex, 47 times. | Flash | |
| Can you leap over tall buildings in a single bound? Because you'll need that ability to be on top | General | |
| Damn girl, do you think about your mother with those thoughts? Because now I have an idea… | General | |
| Do you know how good it feels without a cape? | General | |
| Do you wanna know how I got these scars? Oral. | General | |
| Have you ever been taken up against a wall? How about a wall 40 feet in the air? | General | |
| I am so into you that I would totally catch you before you hit the ground if you fell off of a building. | General | |
| I would finger you, but I would disembowel you by accident so may be just fuck me | General | |
| I'll bet you're a Beast in the bedroom. | General | |
| It's a bird, it's plane, it's me leaving your house the next morning! | General | |
| Not everything's mutated, if you know what I'm sayin' | General | |
| On your mark, get set, glow! | General | |
| We've lived a thousand lives, and fallen in love every time. It's okay if you don't remember. Just trust me. | General | |
| You know how when I touch you, I become sort of like you? Well, have you ever considered bottoming? | General | |
| Look, it's a long story. But yes, the green arrow. | Green Arrow | |
| In brightest day, in darkest night, I'll rub you down and do you right. | Green Lantern | |
| Just follow the light. | Green Lantern | |
| We will have a good time by the power of … Greyskull, yeah, that's it! Greyskull! | Greyskull | |
| I want to shoot my arrow into your Hawkeye. | Hawkeye | |
| They call me He- Man because of me and my giant dick. | He Man | |
| I'm really into BDSM–you'll really like me when I get angry | Hulk | |
| Imma Hulk SMASH that pussy! | Hulk | |
| Put me in the right mood, and I can be a beast in bed. Literally. | Hulk | |
| What has 142 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper. | Hulk | |
| Go easy on me, okay? I sometimes burst into flames. | Human Torch | |
| I hope you don't mind heat, 'cause I've got a strong urge to get my flame on. | Human Torch | |
| Was your daddy the Human Torch, ‘cuz you on FIRE, Girl. | Human Torch | |
| My metal suit isn't the only reason they call me Iron Man. | Iron man | |
| My name is Tony Stark, and yes, my tower is as impressive as they say it is. | Iron man | |
| Will you be my… Iron Maiden? | Iron man | |
| I wanna go all '50 Shades of Jean Grey' on your fine ass. | Jean Grey | |
| When I kissed you, I saw fireworks. Or Jubilee. Either way. | Jubilee | |
| Nothing stops the Juggernaut.....from getting inside that booty! | Juggernaut | |
| If you give me your phone number, I will allow you to retain your individuality when my Doomsday device enslaves all humanity. | Lex Luthor | |
| Hi. I'm Tom Hiddleston. | Loki | |
| I am Loki from Asgard, and I am burdened with GLORIOUS purpose! NOW KNEEL!!! Yeah, right down there, Baby…that's right, you get down on your knees and take it aaaaaalllll… | Loki | |
| Hey girl. I can teach you a thing or two about attraction. | Magneto | |
| Ever gotten a telepathic orgasm from a man in a wheelchair? | Professor X | |
| Wanna advance human-mutant relationships? | Professor X | |
| Riddle Me This: 'If I asked you to be my girlfriend, would the answer to that question be the same as the answer to this one?' | Riddler | |
| SHAZAM! Here's my penis. | Shazam | |
| This ring can make any thought I have into a construct, but babe, you're better than any thought. | Sinestro | |
| People of Eternia! I stand before the Great Eye of the galaxy. Chosen by destiny to join with this beautiful woman standing before my empty eye-sockets! This inevitable moment will transpire before your eyes, even as He-Man himself bears witness to it. Now. I, Skeletor, will make this woman my eternal lover! YES! Yes... I feel it, the sexual tension... fills me. Yes, I feel the tension within me! KNEEL BEFORE YOUR MASTER! | Skeletor | |
| Ever used a sex swing made of spiderwebs? | Spiderman | |
| I take the 69 to a whole new level. | Spiderman | |
| I'd spray my webs all over you, girl. All over. | Spiderman | |
| I've gotten a lot better at catching women who've been thrown off bridges. | Spiderman | |
| You must be a bad girl, because my Spidey senses sure are tingling south. | Spiderman | |
| You must be a fly, 'cause I want to wrap you up and take you to my web. | Spiderman | |
| Oh, you can conjure a storm? Well you're conjuring a storm in my pants right now | Storm | |
| Be mine or die. | Super Villain | |
| Did it hurt when you got kicked out of heaven because your the evil angel for me? | Super Villain | |
| I am your world to rule my love. | Super Villain | |
| I can conquer countries, worlds and galaxies. But you are my ultimate conquest. | Super Villain | |
| I will rule the world. | Super Villain | |
| We shall conquer our world together. | Super Villain | |
| As it happens, the suit does come off. | Superman | |
| As the last survivor of Krypton, I have a duty to make sure my race doesn't end with me. | Superman | |
| Did I hit you with my heat vision? Because you are on fire. | Superman | |
| Did it hurt–when I looked in your eyes and forgot I had laser vision and seared your corneas? | Superman | |
| Do you have heat vision, too? Because you can melt my heart with just a look. | Superman | |
| Ever wanted to see Metropolis from the air? | Superman | |
| Excuse me, I'm from another planet. Can you teach me about human anatomy? | Superman | |
| Girl, I want you so bad that I'm a Man of Steel. Just look down my pants and you'll see. | Superman | |
| Hey, baby, wanna come back to my fortress of solitude? | Superman | |
| I can fly anywhere in the solar system, but only you can take me to heaven. | Superman | |
| I can see anything within miles of here, but there's nothing I'd rather look at than you. | Superman | |
| I could be anywhere on the planet 30 seconds from now... wanna come along for the ride? | Superman | |
| I think your clothes are made of Kryptonite, we've got to get rid of them immediately. | Superman | |
| I've flown right up to the surface of the sun, but that doesn't compare to what I felt when I first looked at you. | Superman | |
| It's a good thing I've got freeze breath, because you look dangerously hot. | Superman | |
| Let's go back to your place and I'll show you where I keep my wallet. | Superman | |
| My aura can make anything invulnerable as long as I keep it really close. | Superman | |
| My weakness isn't Kryptonite, it's your ass | Superman | |
| They call me the Man of Steel. Well, at least, parts of me are anyways. | Superman | |
| They say I can do just about anything, but I wish I had the power to look that good! | Superman | |
| They say I'm faster than a speeding a bullet. Want to find out? | Superman | |
| Wanna go see the wonders of the world? | Superman | |
| Wanna see the real reason they call me the Man of Steel? | Superman | |
| You know, I can hold my breath for 20 minutes... | Superman | |
| You know, I once lifted a whole rocket into orbit. Wanna find out how high I can take you? | Superman | |
| You know, if I hold someone really close, they become invulnerable. Wanna help me find out if I can transfer any other powers? | Superman | |
| You must be made of Kryptonite because being around you makes my knees weak. | Superman | |
| You'll be surprised to find that I really have no weakness, especially in my "crib tonight". | Superman | |
| Ever hook up with a god? Didn't think so. | Thor | |
| I'm gonna do you so hard you'll be Thor the next day. | Thor | |
| Mjolnir isn't the only hammer I've got | Thor | |
| BACK OFF HARVEY! I SAW HER FIRST!! | Two-Face | |
| Wanna have a threesome? | Two-Face | |
| Want to see what I can do with my tongue? | Venom | |
| Going to bed, eh? I suppose you wouldn't mind if I Slytherin.. | Voldemort | |
| My name is War Machine, but the only war I fight is my love for you | War Machine | |
| I'm the best there is at whom I do. | Wolverine | |
| Your Wonder Twins are activating that sweater, Baby. | Wonder Twins | |
| Do you even know what I can do with ben-wa balls and my magnetism powers? | X-man | |
| Oh, you will kneel before Zodd… | Zodd |
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