A little bird told me that you wanted to meet me. | |
Can I read your t-shirt in braille? | |
Can you read lips? (You mean the one on your face or...?) | |
Do you believe in love at first hear? Because I've never dated a blind chick before. | |
Do your lips taste as good as they look? | |
Do your lips taste as good as your voice? | |
Have you ever been with a deaf guy before? That's two reasons you'll be screaming my name. | |
Help, some hooligans spun me in circles and I need a sexy young thing to help me regain my orientation! | |
Hey baby, you don't need words for love. Let's turn off the light and feel our way around. | |
Hey Baby. Do you like a dog in uniform? | |
Hey, baby, can I charge your hearing aid battery? | |
Hold my hand. I will follow you everywhere you go. | |
I can't believe you've never met a Deaf person before. | |
I can't see my penis. Can you tell me what it looks like? | |
I could smell you all day. | |
I know you can not talk, but your body language says it all. | |
I love it when you finger me. | |
I may be blind, but my braille skills tell me you've got some fine humps. | |
I read lips all the time, and you have the prettiest lip I ever seem. | |
I think I am blind to all of life's problems because you have opened my eyes to all of life's beauty. | |
I will love you til a mute man tells his deaf friend about a blind man that saw a guy with no legs walking on water. | |
I would totally go on a blind date with you. | |
I'll make your eyes roll back in ecstasy. Never say the deaf can't lead the blind. | |
I'm fluent in Sign Language. | |
I'm flying blind here. Can I land on you tonight? | |
I'm good with my hands and mouth. | |
If I had a garden I'd put your two lips and my two lips together. | |
If I tell you, you have a pretty fingers, would you hold it again me? | |
If love is blind, lingerie makes great braille. | |
If you can dance, you have my hand, but if you can sing, you have my heart. | |
Is that a white cane in your pocket or you are very happy to see me? | |
Let's just let our hands do all the talking. | |
Look at my lips and your lips. They want to massage each other. | |
Love is blind, and marriage is a real eye-opener. | |
Love is blind, hard to find, difficult to get, and impossible to forget. | |
Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind. | |
Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a braille name tag. | |
Talking in sign language is so sexy. | |
That's odd. Your acne spells let's knock boots" in braille." | |
They say that like master like dog. My dog is loyal like me. | |
They say that love is colorblind. Blind people are also colorblind, so let's make love. | |
They say when you lose your sight your other senses are sharpened. I can already sense that your name is Jennifer. Oh, Carol? My bad. | |
Wanna go see a movie? Yeah, me neither. | |
We are communicating through my notepad now, but we won't be needing it in the bedroom. | |
What up butter face. | |
When I listen to my heart, it whispers your name. | |
Will you lend me a hand | |
Would you slap me if I asked to see your breasts? What if I see with my hands? | |
You can call me daredevil. | |
You have a beautiful voice. I bet it would sound even better muffled by my penis. | |
You have a really pretty voice. Can I touch your face? | |
You know, I was going to come here as a mime tonight until I saw you and just had to say hi. | |
You made me feel like a blind man seeing the sun for the first time. | |
You smell like trash, may I take you out? | |
You smell pretty. | |
You smell… We should go take a shower together. | |
You're showing me a red light, baby, but all I see is green! | |
Your lips look so lonely.... Would they like to meet mine? | |
Your lips must be a magnet because my lips are attracted to it! | |
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thanks bro I’ll use these sometime
That’s odd. Your acne spells let’s knock boots WHAT DOES THIS MEAN