Brand and the common items that they provide us is so a part of our daily life. Relate to girls and guys who also love those brands and items easily by relating those daily interest to them. Here we provide brand name related pick up lines that feature a few major brands. They include fast food, restaurant, chain store, general branded technology objects and more. Check out these clever and witty pick up lines. Use them to your advantage with girls and guys now.
| Object and Brand Name Pick Up Lines | |
|---|---|
| (Guy) My name is Hostess...Because I have the cream filling | |
| Are those Guess jeans? Because guess who wants to get into 'em. | |
| Are you a bottle of Coke because you open my happiness | |
| Are you a Frito because your really corny | |
| Are you a meal at McDonalds? If you were you would be a mchottie | |
| Are you from Starbucks? Because I like you a latte. | |
| Are you from Tim Hortons, because you smell fresh? | |
| Are you spaghetti? Because I want you to meat my balls. | |
| Are you spring ? Because you have me twitter pated. | |
| Are you the energizer bunny because you just keep going and going through my mind | |
| Are you the maker of frosted flakes because you look gggggreat | |
| Are your name campfire? Because you are hot and I want S'more. | |
| Aye girl, they call me Snow Day.... Because I'm gonna get drunk and sled all over you. | |
| Baby I might not be a Doritos Locos Taco but, I sure will spice up your night. | |
| Baby if you were a burger at McDonalds you would be a McGorgeous. | |
| Baby your so sweet you would put Hershey's out of business | |
| Baby your what makes Campbell soup mmm good. | |
| Baby, you got more legs than a bucket of KFC! | |
| Boy is your name homework because I'm not doing you and I should be. | |
| Call me Mountain Dew, because when we hang we'll have a Baja Blast. | |
| Call Me Pooh, because all I want is you honey. | |
| Can I double stuff your Oreo? | |
| Can I stick my hot pocket in your easy bake oven | |
| Damn baby is your body from McDonalds?(No Why?) Because I'm Lovin' It | |
| Damn baby, is your name Wi-Fi? Because I'm sure feeling a strong connection | |
| Damn girl! have you been eating Lucky Charms?(why?) because you`re looking magically delicious! | |
| Damn....Levis should pay you royalties. | |
| Did you just come from KFC, because your have thighs and breasts just gave me a drumstick. | |
| Do you have a Bandaid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you. | |
| Do you like hamburgers? because i'll go in-n-out of you! | |
| Do you like Kellogg's? (yes) Wanna frost my flakes? | |
| Do you like Pizza Hut? Because I'll stuff your crust. | |
| Do you like Wendy's.. Because your going to love Wendy's balls slap against yo face | |
| Do you like Wendy's? Well I'm sure you'll like it Wendy's nuts slide across your face. | |
| Do you work at Dicks? Because your sporting the goods! | |
| Do you work at Home Depot? (No) Because you sure are giving me wood. | |
| Do you work at McDonalds? Because I was wondering if I could get a fry with that shake. | |
| Do you work for UPS? Because I swear I saw you checking out my package! | |
| Don't you work at Hooters? | |
| Excuse me? Do you work at Little Caesars? Because Ur Hot And I'm Ready. | |
| Fuck me if I'm wrong, but is your name Easy Bottom? | |
| Girl are you my new iPhone? Because I can't stop staring at you in public. | |
| Girl if You Were A Dodge truck, I'd Ram You. | |
| Girl is your name baseball, because I just want to hit it. | |
| Girl you're sweet as candy, can I taste u Now And Later | |
| Girl your eyes are bluer than Heisenberg's crystal. | |
| Girl your so sweet you put Hershey's out of business. | |
| Girl, I got more game than a Xbox 360! | |
| Girl, I'm an American Express lover... you shouldn't go home without me. | |
| Girl... your like Mastercard... seeing you is priceless | |
| Have you been eating Cocoa Puffs? because I'm goin cookoo for you | |
| Hey is your last name Chilli's because I can see myself chewin those babybacks | |
| Hey you thirsty, because I can give you the Sunny-D | |
| Hi my name is pogo. Would you like to jump on my stick? | |
| Hi, can I get your baseball jersey? (What?) You know your name and number! | |
| Hi, My Name Is [Your Name], but You Can Call Me Tonight. | |
| How about I dip my Wild Wings in your Buffalo sauce? | |
| How'd you like to come to MySpace so I can Twitter you with my Yahoo until I Google on your Facebook? | |
| I don't need Apple Maps to get lost in your eyes. | |
| I have 4 words for you Hol I Day Inn. | |
| I have a bunch of Klondike bars back at my place. | |
| I just ate a bag of skittles want to taste the rainbow? | |
| I like Legos, you like Legos, why don't we build a relationship? | |
| I may be hung like a tic-tac, but I'll leave your breath minty fresh! | |
| I may not be Dairy Queen, baby, but I'll treat you right! | |
| I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I sure can make your bed rock. | |
| I spilled skittles down my pants. Do you want to taste the rainbow? | |
| I want you more then a Hagen-Daas on a hot summer day. | |
| I wish I were Winnie the Pooh so I could stick my nose in your honey jar. | |
| I wish you were a carousel at Wal-Mart so I could ride you all day long for just a quarter!! | |
| I'll be the Burger King, and you'll be the Dairy Queen... You treat me right, and I'll do it your way. | |
| I'll be your drum...you can beat me all night long! | |
| I'll slime you so good you'll think your on Nickelodeon | |
| I'm like Domino's Pizza. If I don't come in 30 minutes, the next one is free. | |
| I've got Skittles in my mouth , want to taste the rainbow? | |
| I've gotta thirst, baby, and you smell like my Gatorade. | |
| If life was a TiVo, I would rewind you and play you over and over. | |
| If sexy were an Oreo, you'd be double stuffed! | |
| If sexy were an Oreo. you would be double stuffed | |
| If you were a pair of adidas sneakers, I'd, uh, like, really be into adidas | |
| If you were a Porsche, I'd wax and ride you all over town | |
| If you were a transformer, you'd be a HOT-obot, and your name would be Optimus Fine | |
| If you were any sweeter, there'd be a Wanted poster for you down at Mrs. | |
| If your name Wi-Fi? Because I'm feeling a connection. | |
| Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tac's. | |
| Is that an iPod mini in your pocket or are you just happy to see me. | |
| Is your daddy the owner of Wendy's because you make me want to eat great even late! | |
| Is your name country crock, because you can spread for me anytime. | |
| Is your name Gillette, because your the best a man can get. |
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