607 Cheesy Pick Up Lines

Are you looking for some cheesy pick up lines? Break the ice with that hot girl or guy? These fully cheesy pickup lines for her and him will do the trick. These general pick up lines can work with almost any situation. So take note and these and put them to the test when the time is the cheesiest. These pick up lines are corny, cheesy but cute, look through these so you can think ahead on how to respond to cheesy pick-up lines. Start chat up now. Easy Copy & Paste!

Cheesy Pick Up Lines
(As she is leaving) Hey aren't you forgetting something? (What?) Me!	Copy This.
(Ask a person for the time) 9:15? So today is May 1, 2008, at 9:15 PM, thanks I just wanted to be able to remember the exact moment that I met the woman of my dreams.	Copy This.
(hold out hand) Would you hold this for me while I go for a walk?	Copy This.
(Put your fingers on the other's nipples) Hey, here's (name), comin' at you with the weather. Can I be your warm front?	Copy This.
(She asks you the time) Its two flirty and the date's with you and me.	Copy This.
(steps on some ice) Now that the ice is broken, what's your name?	Copy This.
(To someone working somewhere where a counter separates you) You're like a drug to me. Good thing you're over the counter.	Copy This.
(Walk up to someone and bite them anywhere) Sorry, taking a bite out of crime. [WHAT?] Well it has to be illegal to look that good!	Copy This.
[Look at her shirt label.] When they say, "What are you doing?" You respond: "Yep! Made in heaven!"	Copy This.
[Point at her butt] Pardon me, is this seat taken?	Copy This.
A boy gives a girl 12 roses. 11 real, 1 fake and he says to her " I will stop loving you when all the roses die"	Copy This.
A face without freckles is like a night sky without stars.	Copy This.
All those curves, and me with no brakes!	Copy This.
Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?	Copy This.
Are those diamonds real? [YES] I was talking about the ones in your eyes.	Copy This.
Are those space pants? Because your ass is out of this world!	Copy This.
Are we related? Do you want to be?	Copy This.
Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling	Copy This.
Are you a beaver? Because daaaaam!	Copy This.
Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.	Copy This.
Are you a campfire? Because you are hot and I want s'more.	Copy This.
Are you a cat? Because you are purrrfect	Copy This.
Are you a crayon? Because you bring color to my life.	Copy This.
Are you a fruit, because Honeydew you know how fine you look right now?	Copy This.
Are you a girl scout, cause you tie my heart in knots.	Copy This.
Are you a hipster, because you make my hips stir.	Copy This.
Are you a Hurricane [name]? Because you're blowing me away.	Copy This.
Are you a kidnapper? Because you just abducted my heart.	Copy This.
Are you a light switch? 'Because you turn me on!	Copy This.
Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!	Copy This.
Are you a magician??? Because Abraca-DAYUM!	Copy This.
Are you a microwave oven? Because you melt my heart.	Copy This.
Are you a model?	Copy This.
Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you.	Copy This.
Are you a Snickers bar? Because you satisfy me.	Copy This.
Are you a tamale? 'Because you're hot.	Copy This.
Are you a terrorist? ... cause you're the bomb!	Copy This.
Are you African? Because you're a frican babe.	Copy This.
Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.	Copy This.
Are you an interior decorator? Because you are making this room beautiful	Copy This.
Are you an orphanage? Because I wanna give you kids.	Copy This.
Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?	Copy This.
Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications.	Copy This.
Are you busy tonight around 2 a.m.?	Copy This.
Are you cold? You look like you could use some hot chocolate... Well, here I am!	Copy This.
Are you form Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!!!	Copy This.
Are you from China? Because I'm China get your number.	Copy This.
Are you from Holland? Because amsterdayyyuuumm.	Copy This.
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!	Copy This.
Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie about that part?	Copy This.
Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?	Copy This.
Are you Google? Because I've just found what I've been searching for.	Copy This.
Are you Jewish? Because you ISRAELI HOT.	Copy This.
Are you looking for a shallow relationship?	Copy This.
Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here	Copy This.
Are you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.	Copy This.
Are you my phone charger? Because without you, I'd die.	Copy This.
Are you on Nickelodeon? Because you're a-Dora-ble!	Copy This.
Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you're sexy!	Copy This.
Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers.	Copy This.
Are you sure you're not an alien because you've just abducted my heart!	Copy This.
Are you the moon? Because even when it's dark, you still seem to shine.	Copy This.
Are you the new school janitor? Because you just swept me off my feet.	Copy This.
Are you Willy Wonka's daughter, Because you look sweet and delicious.	Copy This.
Are your parents bakers? Because they sure made you a cutie pie!	Copy This.
Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special.	Copy This.
Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.	Copy This.
Babe! you look so fine I could drink your bath water!	Copy This.
Baby I might not be Sriracha sauce but, I sure will spice up your life.	Copy This.
Baby, I know my chemistry, and you've got one significant figure.	Copy This.
Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!	Copy This.
Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT!	Copy This.
Baby, you are so fine I could put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit.	Copy This.
Baby, you're so hot, you make the equator look like the north pole.	Copy This.
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.	Copy This.
Be unique and different, say yes.	Copy This.
Because of you, I laugh a little harder, cry a little less, and smile a lot more.	Copy This.
Bond....James Bond	Copy This.
Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll give it back.	Copy This.
Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the man/woman of my dreams.	Copy This.
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control, because I just saw a fox!	Copy This.
Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?	Copy This.
Can I copy your dance moves?	Copy This.
Can I follow you home? Because my parents always told me to follow my dreams.	Copy This.
Can I have directions? [To where?] To your heart.	Copy This.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?	Copy This.
Can I take your picture to prove to all my friends that angels do exist?	Copy This.
Can I tie your shoe? Because I can't have you fall for anyone else.	Copy This.
Can you kiss me on the cheek so I can at least say a cute girl kissed me tonight?	Copy This.
Can you pull this heart-shaped arrow out of my butt? A damn little kid with wings shot me.	Copy This.
Can you take me to the bakery? Because, I want a Cutiepie like you!	Copy This.
Can you take me to the doctor? Because I just broke my leg falling for you.	Copy This.
Come live in my heart, and pay no rent.	Copy This.
Could you please step away from the bar? You're melting all the ice!	Copy This.
Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone. {Oh Really. What is that?} Its just that...your numbers not in it.	Copy This.
Damn girl, I thought diamonds were pretty until I laid my eyes on you!	Copy This.
Damn girl, if you were a fruit, you'd be a FINEapple!	Copy This.
Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track	Copy This.
Damn girl, your legs go all the way up and make and ass of themselves!	Copy This.
Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!	Copy This.
Damn! You with those curves and me without brakes!	Copy This.
Did god take the thunder out the sky and put it in your thighs?!	Copy This.
Did it hurt? (Did what hurt?) When you fell out of heaven?	Copy This.
Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?	Copy This.
Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.	Copy This.
Did you fart, cause you blew me away.	Copy This.
Did you get your license suspended for driving so many guys crazy?	Copy This.
Did you go to bed early last night? From the looks of it, you got your beauty sleep.	Copy This.
Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!	Copy This.
Did you hear that? Was that canon fire? Oh no, it's just my heart pounding!	Copy This.
Did you invent the airplane? Because you seem Wright for me	Copy This.
Did you just come out of the oven? Because you're hot.	Copy This.
Did you read Dr. Seuss as a kid? Because green eggs and... damn!	Copy This.
Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Because you have a pretty sweet ass	Copy This.
Did your father have sex with a carrot? Because you've got nice eyes.	Copy This.
Didn't I see you on the cover of Vogue?	Copy This.
Do I know you? Because you look a lot like my next girlfriend.	Copy This.
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?	Copy This.
Do you bleach your teeth? 'Because your smile lights up the entire room like a candle in the dark. Let's go prove it.	Copy This.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.	Copy This.
Do you have a keg in your pants? Because I'd like to tap that!	Copy This.
Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!	Copy This.
Do you have a mirror in your pocket? 'Because I could see myself in your pants.	Copy This.
Do you have a name or can I call you mine?	Copy This.
Do you have a pencil? Because I want to erase your past and write our future.	Copy This.
Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?	Copy This.
Do you have a twin sister? Then you must be the most beautiful girl in the world!	Copy This.
Do you have an eraser? Because I can't get you out of my mind.	Copy This.
Do you have any raisins? [No] How about a date?	Copy This.
Do you have any sunscreen? 'Because you are burning me up!	Copy This.
Do you have the time? [Tells you the time] No, the time to write down my number?	Copy This.
Do you have the time? No, the time to write down my number?	Copy This.
Do you know how I got these biceps? By lifting children out of poverty.	Copy This.
Do you know karate cause your body is kickin	Copy This.
Do you know karate? Because your body is really kickin'.	Copy This.
Do you know karate? Because your body's kickin!	Copy This.
Do you know what I did last night? I looked up at the stars, and matched each one with a reason why I love you.	Copy This.
Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material.	Copy This.
Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.	Copy This.
Do you like short love affairs? I hate them - I've got all weekend.	Copy This.
Do you live in a corn field, cause I'm stalking you.	Copy This.
Do you remember me? [No.] Oh that's right, we've only met in my dreams.	Copy This.
Do you sleep on your stomach? No. Can I?	Copy This.
Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (hold up a mirror)	Copy This.
Do you work at Dick's? Because you're sporting the goods.	Copy This.
Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.	Copy This.
Do you work at subway? Because you just gave me a footlong!	Copy This.
Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.	Copy This.
Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.	Copy This.
Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?	Copy This.
Does your father sell diamonds? Because you are FLAWLESS!	Copy This.
Does your left eye hurt? Because you've been looking right all day.	Copy This.
Don’t you work at Hooters?	Copy This.
Even if there wasn't any gravity on earth, I would still fall for you!	Copy This.
Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?	Copy This.
Excuse me, but I think I dropped something. MY JAW!	Copy This.
Excuse me, but you dropped something back there" (What?) "This conversation, lets pick it up later tonight.	Copy This.
Excuse me, could you please dial down your hotness, it's causing global warming	Copy This.
Excuse me, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?	Copy This.
Excuse me, I don't want you to think I'm ridiculous or anything, but you are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. I just felt like I had to tell you.	Copy This.
Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too	Copy This.
Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Oh wait, it's just a sparkle.	Copy This.
Excuse me, I'd like to have kids someday, and I wanted to know how your parents created such a beautiful creature.	Copy This.
Excuse me, I'm lost. Can you give me directions to your house?	Copy This.
Excuse me, if I go straight this way, will I be able to reach your heart?	Copy This.
Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position	Copy This.
Fascinating. I've been looking at your eyes all night long, 'cause I've never seen such dark eyes with so much light in them.	Copy This.
For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.	Copy This.
Forget about Spiderman, Superman, and Batman. I'll be your man.	Copy This.
Girl you so fine I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!	Copy This.
Girl you're like a car accident, cause I just can't look away.	Copy This.
Girl, are you a cop? [No] Because you're America's Finest	Copy This.
Girl, if I were a fly, I'd be all over you, because you're the shit!	Copy This.
Guess what I'm wearing? The smile you gave me.	Copy This.
Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?	Copy This.
Have you been to the doctor lately? Because I think you're lacking some Vitamin Me.	Copy This.
Heaven's missing an Angel.	Copy This.
Hello are you married? [Yes] Well I didn't hear you say "happily".	Copy This.
Hello how are you? [Fine] Hey, I didn't ask you how you looked!	Copy This.
Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.	Copy This.
Hello, I'm doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines. So, do you pick 'Do you come here often?', 'What's your sign?', or 'Hello, I'm doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines.'?	Copy This.
Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend?	Copy This.
Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back	Copy This.
Here's $10. Drink until I am really good looking, then come and talk to me.	Copy This.
Here's the key to my house, my car... and my heart	Copy This.
Hershey's makes millions of kisses a day.. .all I'm asking for is one from you.	Copy This.
Hey baby you're so fine you make me stutter, wha-wha-what's your name?	Copy This.
Hey baby, I must be a light switch, because every time I see you, you turn me on!	Copy This.
Hey baby, you've got something on your butt - my eyes!	Copy This.
Hey baby. You got a jersey? [A jersey?...Why?] Because I need your name and number.	Copy This.
Hey how many boyfriends have you had? (Like 10 I Think) Could I Make That 11?	Copy This.
Hey, are you my appendix? Because I don't understand what you do, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out?	Copy This.
Hey, don't frown. You never know who could be falling in love with your smile.	Copy This.
Hey, don't I know you? Yeah, you're the girl with the beautiful smile.	Copy This.
Hey, how did you do that? (What?) Look so good?	Copy This.
Hey, I didn't know angels flew so low.	Copy This.
Hey, I'm new in town.	Copy This.
Hey, is it just me, or are we destined to be married?	Copy This.
Hey... Didn't I see your name in the dictionary under "Shazaam!"?	Copy This.
Hey... somebody farted. Let's get out of here.	Copy This.
Hi, did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?	Copy This.
Hi, I have big feet.	Copy This.
Hi, I'm a fashion photographer. Would you like to be in my next photo shoot?	Copy This.
Hi, I'm Mr. Right--I heard you were looking for me.	Copy This.
Hi, I'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you?	Copy This.
Hi, my name is Doug. That's "god" spelled backwards with a little bit of U wrapped up in it	Copy This.
Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.	Copy This.
Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.	Copy This.
How come you're not on top of a Christmas tree? I thought that's where angels belonged.	Copy This.
How does it feel to be the most beautiful girl in this place?	Copy This.
How is your fever? [What fever?] Oh... you just look hot to me.	Copy This.
How much does a polar beat weight? Enough to break the ice!	Copy This.
How much? To buy your heart baby...	Copy This.
How was heaven when you left it?	Copy This.
I am a man of few words. You are beautiful. Would you like to go out?	Copy This.
I bet you $20 you're gonna turn me down.	Copy This.
I blame you for global warming... your hotness is too much for the planet to handle!	Copy This.
I can hold my liquor but kissing you would make me weak at the knees.	Copy This.
I can't believe I've been hear the entire evening with all these beautiful people and the moment I find 'The One', all I have time to say is "good bye".	Copy This.
I can't think of anyone else I'd rather survive a Zombie Apocalypse with.	Copy This.
I could use some spare change and you're a dime.	Copy This.
I didn't believed in heaven, until I saw you.	Copy This.
I didn't know angels were allowed on campus.	Copy This.
I didn't know that angels could fly so low!	Copy This.
I didn't see any stars in the sky tonight, the most heavenly body was standing right next to me.	Copy This.
I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?	Copy This.
I don't know how I'll ever get to class on time when it's so easy to get lost in your eyes.	Copy This.
I don't know if you're beautiful, I haven't gotten past your eyes yet.	Copy This.
I don't know which is prettier today, the water, the sky or your eyes.	Copy This.
I don't know you, but I think I love you already	Copy This.
I have an 'owie' on my lip. Will you kiss it and make it better?	Copy This.
I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?	Copy This.
I hear they banned you from school lunches for being so sweet.	Copy This.
I hope there's a fire truck nearby, cause you're smokin'!	Copy This.
I hope there's a fireman around, cause you're smokin'!	Copy This.
I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away!	Copy This.
I hope you like coffee...because I always have Folgers in my Cup	Copy This.
I hope your day has been as beautiful as you are.	Copy This.
I just got dumped, and I think that you could make me feel better.	Copy This.
I just got this naughty list from Santa and I'm pretty sure you're on it.	Copy This.
I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.	Copy This.
I just wanted to show this rose how incredibly beautiful you are!	Copy This.
I know I don't have a chance, but I just wanted to hear an angel speak.	Copy This.
I know I'm not a library book but I can tell when you're checking me out.	Copy This.
I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking?	Copy This.
I know somebody who likes you but if I weren't so shy, I'd tell you who.	Copy This.
I like Legos, you like Legos, why don't we build a relationship?	Copy This.
I love my bed, but I'd rather be in yours.	Copy This.
I love you like a pig loves not being bacon.	Copy This.
I may not be a genie, but I can make your dreams come true.	Copy This.
I may not be DQ, but I could treat you right.	Copy This.
I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.	Copy This.
I must be dancing with the devil, because you're hot as hell.	Copy This.
I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.	Copy This.
I must be in heaven because I'm looking at an angel!	Copy This.
I need a dollar, but I only have 90 cents... do you want to be my dime?	Copy This.
I need more than 140 characters to tell you how beautiful you are.	Copy This.
I need some answers for my math homework. Quick. What's your number?	Copy This.
I never need to see the sun again because your eyes light up my world.	Copy This.
I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you.	Copy This.
I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?	Copy This.
I sneezed because God blessed me with you.	Copy This.
I think I can die happy now, cause I've just seen a piece of heaven.	Copy This.
I think it is time I tell you what people are saying behind your back. Nice Ass!	Copy This.
I think there's something wrong with my eyes because I can't take them off you.	Copy This.
I think you just stole something. [What?] My heart.	Copy This.
I think you're suffering from a lack on vitamin me.	Copy This.
I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?	Copy This.
I tried my best to not feel anything for you. Guess what? I failed.	Copy This.
I tried to send you something sexy last night but the mail man told me to get out of the mailbox	Copy This.
I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way	Copy This.
I want our love to be like pi, irrational and never ending.	Copy This.
I want to be your tear drop, so I could be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.	Copy This.
I want to tell you your fortune. [Take her hand and write your phone number on it.] Your future is clear.	Copy This.
I want you almost as much as I want world peace.	Copy This.
I was feeling a little off today, but you definitely turned me on.	Copy This.
I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I'm going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.	Copy This.
I was wondering if you had an extra heart mine seems to have been stolen	Copy This.
I was wondering if you have a moment to spare for me to hit on you?	Copy This.
I wasnt sure if you were a beautiful angel or a sexy devil, but now that I'm close I see heaven in your eyes.	Copy This.
I will stop loving you when an apple grows from a mango tree on the 30th of February.	Copy This.
I wish I was cross eyed, so I could see you twice.	Copy This.
I won't give you a pick-up line, if you let me buy you a drink.	Copy This.
I would die a million deaths if it meant I could be with you!	Copy This.
I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.	Copy This.
I'd offer you a cigarette, but you're already smoking hot.	Copy This.
I'd say God Bless you, but it looks like he already did.	Copy This.
I'd suck a fart out of your ass and hold it like a bong hit.	Copy This.
I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it.	Copy This.
I'll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast.	Copy This.
I'll show you my tan lines if you show me yours.	Copy This.
I'm drowning in the sun and need mouth to mouth now!	Copy This.
I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.	Copy This.
I'm going outside to make out... care to join me?	Copy This.
I'm going to need a tall glass of cold water, because baby your making me HOT!	Copy This.
I'm lactose intolerant so please keep your cheesy pick up lines away from me.	Copy This.
I'm learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?	Copy This.
I'm Mr. Right, someone said you were looking for me?	Copy This.
I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?	Copy This.
I'm no mathematician, but I'm pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, Give me yours and watch what I can do with it.	Copy This.
I'm no organ donor but I'd be happy to give you my heart.	Copy This.
I'm not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together	Copy This.
I'm not actually this tall. I'm sitting on my wallet.	Copy This.
I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.	Copy This.
I'm not staring at your boobs. I'm staring at your heart.	Copy This.
I'm not trying to impress you or anything, but... I'm Batman!	Copy This.
I'm sorry, I don't think we've met. I wouldn't forget a pretty face like that.	Copy This.
I'm sorry, were you talking to me? [No] Well then, would you like to?	Copy This.
I'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you.	Copy This.
I've been wondering, do your lips taste as good as they look?	Copy This.
I've got skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?	Copy This.
I've gotta thirst, baby, and you smell like my Gatorade.	Copy This.
I've had a really bad day but it always makes me feel better when I see a pretty girl smile. Would smile for me and make my day?	Copy This.
I've had such an off week but seeing you just turns me on.	Copy This.
I've heard it's bad luck not to kiss someone at midnight. (New Year's Eve)	Copy This.
I've noticed you noticing me and I'm just giving you notice that I've noticed you!	Copy This.
I’m single and desolate. Can you help me?	Copy This.
I’ve only got three months to live.	Copy This.
If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.	Copy This.
If a thousand painters worked for a thousand years, they could not create a work of art as beautiful as you	Copy This.
If beauty were time, you'd be eternity	Copy This.
If God made anything more beautiful than you, I'm sure he'd keep it for himself.	Copy This.
If I could reach out and hold a star for every time you've made me smile, I'd hold the sky in the palm of my hand.	Copy This.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put 'U' and 'I' together.	Copy This.
If I followed you home, would you keep me?	Copy This.
If I freeze, it's not a computer virus. I was just stunned by your beauty.	Copy This.
If I get hooked on you, will you hook up with me?	Copy This.
If I had a garden I'd put your two lips and my two lips together.	Copy This.
If I had a penny for every time I thought of you, I'd have exactly one cent, because you never leave my mind.	Copy This.
If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.	Copy This.
If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand.	Copy This.
if I had to choose between breathing or loving you, I would say "I love you" with my last breath!	Copy This.
If I had to choose between one night with you or winning the lottery...I would chose winning the lottery...but it would be close...real close...	Copy This.
If I had to rate you out of 10 I'd rate you a 9... because I am the one that you are missing!	Copy This.
If I received a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.	Copy This.
If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?	Copy This.
If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?	Copy This.
If i was cosin squared and you were sin squared we would be one.	Copy This.
If I were a cat I'd spend all 9 lives with you.	Copy This.
If I were a stop light, I'd turn red every time you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.	Copy This.
If I were a transplant surgeon, I'd give you my heart.	Copy This.
If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?	Copy This.
If I were writing an essay on your beauty, I wouldn't need to double-space or increase the margin sizes to satisfy the minimum page requirement.	Copy This.
If it weren't for that DAMNED sun, you'd be the hottest thing ever created.	Copy This.
If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard	Copy This.
If LOVE was written on every grain of sand in the Sahara Desert that still doesn't equal my love for you.	Copy This.
If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?	Copy This.
If stars would fall every time I would think of you, the sky would soon be empty.	Copy This.
If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.	Copy This.
if we shared a garden, I'd put my tulips and your tulips together. (tulips = two lips)	Copy This.
If we’re going to have sex later, you probably should be there.	Copy This.
If women were trophies, you'd be first place!	Copy This.
If you could put a price tag on beauty you'd be worth more than Fort Knox.	Copy This.
If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.	Copy This.
If you were a booger I would pick you first.	Copy This.
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.	Copy This.
If you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable.	Copy This.
If you were a laser you would be set on stunning.	Copy This.
If you were a library book, I would check you out.	Copy This.
If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be a McGorgeous.	Copy This.
If you were a potato, you'd be a sweet one.	Copy This.
If you were a steak you would be well done.	Copy This.
If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.	Copy This.
If you were a transformer, you'd be a HOT-obot, and your name would be Optimus Fine	Copy This.
If you were a tropical fruit, you'd be a Fine-apple!	Copy This.
If you were a vegetable you'd be a cute-cumber.	Copy This.
If you were ground coffee, you'd be Espresso cause you're so fine.	Copy This.
If you weren't here I'd be the hottest person in this place.	Copy This.
If you're advertising, I'm buying!	Copy This.
If your heart was a prison, I would like to be sentenced for life.	Copy This.
If your left leg is Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?	Copy This.
Inheriting 10 million dollars doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart	Copy This.
Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart.	Copy This.
Is it bright out here, or is that just your halo?	Copy This.
Is it hot in here or is it just you?	Copy This.
Is there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I've been searching for!	Copy This.
Is there a science room nearby, or am I just sensing the chemistry between us?	Copy This.
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?	Copy This.
Is your body from McDonald's? Because I'm lovin' it!	Copy This.
Is your father a Baker? Because you've got some nice buns!	Copy This.
Is your father a drug dealer? Because you're so Dope!	Copy This.
Is your father a jewel thief? because you're a real gem.	Copy This.
Is your father a terrorist? Because you are the bomb.	Copy This.
Is your father an art thief? Because you're a masterpiece.	Copy This.
Is your father Little Caesar? Because you look Hot 'n Ready.	Copy This.
Is your last name Campbell? Because you're "mmmm... good!"	Copy This.
Is your last name Campbell? Because you're mm mm good!	Copy This.
Is your last name Gillette? Because you are the best a man can get.	Copy This.
Is your last name Whitman, because I want to sample you.	Copy This.
Is your name 'Swiffer'? 'Because you just swept me off my feet.	Copy This.
Is your name Katrina? [No, why?] 'Cuz baby, you rock me like a hurricane!	Copy This.
Is your name mickey? because your so FINE!	Copy This.
Is your name Summer? 'Because you are as hot as hell.	Copy This.
It's a good thing I wore my gloves today; otherwise, you'd be too hot to handle.	Copy This.
It's a good thing that I have my library card. Why? Because I am totally checking you out!!	Copy This.
It's dark in here. Wait! It's because all of the light is shining on you.	Copy This.
It's not my fault that I fell for you, you tripped me!	Copy This.
Kiss me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?	Copy This.
Kissing burns 5 calories a minute. How about a workout?	Copy This.
Kissing is a language of love, so how about a conversation?	Copy This.
Know what's on the menu? Me-n-u.	Copy This.
Lemme borrow that number gurl.	Copy This.
Let me tie your shoes, cause I dont want you falling for anyone else.	Copy This.
Let's commit the perfect crime: I'll steal your heart, and you'll steal mine.	Copy This.
Let's have breakfast together tomorrow; shall I call you or nudge you?	Copy This.
Let's make like a fabric softener and snuggle!	Copy This.
Let's play Winnie the Pooh and get my nose stuck in your honey jar.	Copy This.
Lets play carpenter. First we get hammered, then I'll nail you!	Copy This.
Life without you would be like a broken pencil... pointless.	Copy This.
Looks like you dropped something , My jaw!	Copy This.
Me without you is like a nerd without braces, A shoe without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces	Copy This.
Most guys need 3 meals a day to keep going... I just need eye contact from you.	Copy This.
Most people like to watch the Olympics, because they only happen once every 4 years, but I'd rather talk to you cause the chance of meeting someone so special only happens once in a lifetime.	Copy This.
My buddies bet me that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with their money?	Copy This.
My doctor says I'm lacking Vitamin U.	Copy This.
My friend thinks you're kinda cute, but I don't... I think you're absolutely gorgeous!	Copy This.
My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love.	Copy This.
My lips are like skittles. Wanna taste the rainbow?	Copy This.
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.	Copy This.
My name is [your here] but you can call me tonight!	Copy This.
My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to!	Copy This.
Nice to meet you, I'm (your name) and you are...gorgeous!	Copy This.
No wonder the sky is grey today, all the blue is in your eyes	Copy This.
Of all the beautiful curves on your body, your smile is my favorite.	Copy This.
Oh no, I'm choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick!	Copy This.
On a scale of 1 to 10, you're a 9. I'm the 1 you need.	Copy This.
On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight?	Copy This.
Ouch! My tooth hurts! [Why?] Because you are soooo sweet!	Copy This.
Our break-up is worse than traffic in NY. I cant move-on!	Copy This.
People call me John, but you can call me Tonight!	Copy This.
Pinch me. [Why?] You're so fine I must be dreaming.	Copy This.
Pointing at a spot on a girls face and say; You got a little beautiful on your face.	Copy This.
Put down that cupcake... you're sweet enough already.	Copy This.
Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved and emotional stress can lead to physical complications such as headaches, ulcers, cancerous tumors, and even death! So for my health and yours, JUST SAY YES!	Copy This.
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?	Copy This.
Santa's lap isn't the only place wishes come true.	Copy This.
Say "I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you." and kiss her, then tell her you lost the bet.	Copy This.
See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute.	Copy This.
See these keys? I wish I had the one to your heart.	Copy This.
Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?	Copy This.
She/He says: "Hold on"	Copy This.
Should I smile because we are friends, or cry because I know that is what we will ever be?	Copy This.
Smile if you want to sleep with me.	Copy This.
Smoking is hazardous to your health... and baby, you're killing me!	Copy This.
So there you are! I've been looking all over for you, the woman of my dreams	Copy This.
So, do you have a new years resolution, I'm looking at mine right now.	Copy This.
So, what do you do for a living besides always making all the men excited and warm all over?	Copy This.
Somebody better call God, cause heaven's missing an angel	Copy This.
Somebody call the cops, because it's got to be illegal to look that good!	Copy This.
Somebody needs to call the bomb squad, because you're the bomb!	Copy This.
Someone should call the police, because you just stole my heart!	Copy This.
Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.	Copy This.
Stand still so I can pick you up!	Copy This.
Stare at girl . ("What're you staring at?")	Copy This.
Stop, drop, and roll, baby. You are on fire.	Copy This.
Summer's over, because you're about to fall for me.	Copy This.
That dress would look great on my bedroom floor!	Copy This.
The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.	Copy This.
There are 20 angels in the world 11 are playing, 8 are sleeping and 1 of them is standing in front of me.	Copy This.
There are 206 bones in the human body... do you want another one?	Copy This.
There are people who say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Apparently, none of them have ever been in your arms.	Copy This.
There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it	Copy This.
There isn't a word in the dictionary for how good you look.	Copy This.
There isn't a word in the dictionary to describe how beautiful you are.	Copy This.
There must be a light switch on my forehead because every time I see you, you turn me on!	Copy This.
There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.	Copy This.
There's a big sale in my bedroom right now. Clothes are now 100% off!	Copy This.
There's only one thing I want to change about you, and that's your last name.	Copy This.
There's a party in my pants and your invited.	Copy This.
They say dating is a numbers game... so can I get your number?	Copy This.
They say milk does a body good, but you're living proof!	Copy This.
They say not to judge a book by it's cover but I don't even know you and I'm checking you out.	Copy This.
This isn't a beer belly, It's a fuel tank for a love machine.	Copy This.
This time next year let’s be laughing together.	Copy This.
Too cheesy for you? Try these dirty lines	Copy This.
Vogue just called, they want to put you on the cover.	Copy This.
Wanna get some coffee, Because I like you a Latte	Copy This.
Wanna play Words With Friends With Benefits?	Copy This.
Wanna ring in the new year with a bang?	Copy This.
Want to be different? Say yes.	Copy This.
Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.	Copy This.
Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?	Copy This.
Was you father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on Earth!	Copy This.
Was your father a baker? Because you've got a nice set of buns.	Copy This.
Was your father a boxer? Because you're a knockout!	Copy This.
Was your father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?	Copy This.
Was your father a thief? 'Because someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.	Copy This.
Was your father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on earth!	Copy This.
Was your father in the Air Force? Because you're da bomb.	Copy This.
Was your father king? He must have been to make a princess like you.	Copy This.
We're like Little Caesar's, we're Hot and Ready.	Copy This.
Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?	Copy This.
Well, I AM telepathic, and I can tell that you love me. Right? [NO!] Darn, I always get "love" and "lust" mixed up.	Copy This.
Were do you hide your wings?	Copy This.
Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.	Copy This.
Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.	Copy This.
Were your parents Greek Gods, 'cause it takes two gods to make a goddess.	Copy This.
What are you doing for the rest of your life? Because I want to spend it with you.	Copy This.
What do you and the weather have in common? You're both Hot!	Copy This.
What do you want for Christmas? A date with you!	Copy This.
What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?	Copy This.
What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My Zipper!	Copy This.
What is your favorite color? [Color] Mine too!	Copy This.
What size shoe you wear baby girl? I'm gonna guess size sexy!	Copy This.
What time do you have to be back in heaven?	Copy This.
What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?	Copy This.
What's on the menu? Me-n-U	Copy This.
What's that on your face? Oh, must just be beauty. Here, let me get it off. Hey, it's not coming off!	Copy This.
When God made you, he was showing off	Copy This.
When I first saw you I looked for a signature, because every masterpiece has one.	Copy This.
When I first saw you, I knew we could win the Stanley Cup in tonsil hockey.	Copy This.
When I look into your eyes, it is like a gateway into the world of which I want to be a part.	Copy This.
When I'm older, I'll look back at all of my crowning memories, and I'll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you.	Copy This.
Whenever I think of the finer things in life, I think of exotic cars, fine wine and you.	Copy This.
Why don't you surprise your roommate and not come home tonight?	Copy This.
Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?	Copy This.
Would you sleep with a stranger? [No] Then Hi, my name is...	Copy This.
Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?	Copy This.
Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?	Copy This.
Wow! Are those real?	Copy This.
Yes, that's a iPhone in my pocket, but I'm also glad to see you.	Copy This.
You are a 9 - you'd be a perfect 10 if you were with me.	Copy This.
You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.	Copy This.
You are so beautiful that I would marry your brother just to get into your family.	Copy This.
You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.	Copy This.
You are so fine, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you!	Copy This.
You are so sweet you could put Hershey's out of business.	Copy This.
You are the reason men fall in love.	Copy This.
You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list.	Copy This.
You are what I want for Christmas.	Copy This.
You Auto-Complete me.	Copy This.
You be the Dairy Queen and I'll be your Burger King: You treat me right, and I'll do it your way.	Copy This.
You better call Life Alert, because I've fallen for you and I can't get up.	Copy This.
You don't need keys to drive me crazy.	Copy This.
You hear that? The ocean wants you to join me for a drink.	Copy This.
You know how they say skin is the largest organ? Not in my case.	Copy This.
You know I'd like to invite you over, but I'm afraid you're so hot that you'll skyrocket my air-conditioning bill	Copy This.
You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!	Copy This.
You know what material this is? [Grab your shirt] Boyfriend material.	Copy This.
You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.	Copy This.
You know, beautiful is my favorite color. (girl) that's not a color.(boy) its the color of your eyes.	Copy This.
You know, Dr. Phil says I'm afraid of commitment...Want to help prove him wrong?	Copy This.
You know, I would die happy if I saw you naked just once!	Copy This.
You know, it'd be a lot easier for me to sweep you off your feet if you stood up.	Copy This.
You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You are making the other women look bad.	Copy This.
You look beautiful today, just like every other day.	Copy This.
You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?	Copy This.
You look familiar.	Copy This.
You look like a cool glass of refreshing water, and I am the thirstiest man in the world.	Copy This.
You look like my third wife. [how many time have you been married?] Twice.	Copy This.
You look like Pamela Anderson’s sister.	Copy This.
You look so familiar… didn't we take a class together? I could've sworn we had chemistry.	Copy This.
You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.	Copy This.
You make me wish I weren't gay!	Copy This.
You make my software turn to hardware!	Copy This.
You may be asked to leave soon, you're making all the other women look bad.	Copy This.
You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me.	Copy This.
You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.	Copy This.
You must be a high test score, because I want to take you home and show you to my mother.	Copy This.
You must be a ninja, because you snuck into my heart	Copy This.
You must be from Pearl Harbor, because baby, you're the bomb.	Copy This.
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy	Copy This.
You really shouldn't wear makeup. You're messing with perfection!	Copy This.
You remind me of a magnet, because you sure are attracting me over here!	Copy This.
You Say: "Sorry, I can't hold on... I've already fallen for you."	Copy This.
You see my friend over there? [Point to friend] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.	Copy This.
You see my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute	Copy This.
You should be someone's wife.	Copy This.
You should go in the water, because you're so hot you're on fire!	Copy This.
You shouldn't wear makeup. It's messing with perfection	Copy This.
You spend so much time in my mind, I should charge you rent.	Copy This.
You wanna know what's beautiful? Read the first word again.	Copy This.
You, Before I Wake Up From this Dream.	Copy This.
You'd better direct that beauty somewhere else, you'll set the carpet on fire.	Copy This.
You're 'No Parking' right? Just trying to guess your sign.	Copy This.
You're hotter than donut grease.	Copy This.
You're hotter than Papa Bear's porridge.	Copy This.
You're kinda, sorta, basically, pretty much always on my mind.	Copy This.
You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!	Copy This.
You're like a prize winning fish. I dont know whether to eat you or mount you.	Copy This.
You're like pizza. Even when you are bad, you're good	Copy This.
You're single. I'm single. Coincidence? I think not.	Copy This.
You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line	Copy This.
You're so hot you must've started global warming.	Copy This.
You're so hot you would make the devil sweat.	Copy This.
You're so hot you would make the devil sweat.	Copy This.
You're so hot, I bet you could light a candle at 10 paces.	Copy This.
You're so hot, I could bake cookies on you.	Copy This.
You're so hot, that if you ate a piece of bread, you'd poop out toast!	Copy This.
You're so hot, you'd make the devil sweat	Copy This.
You're so hot; you make the sun envious.	Copy This.
You're so sweet, you're giving me a toothache.	Copy This.
You're the only girl I love now... but in ten years, I'll love another girl. She'll call you 'Mommy.'	Copy This.
You’re so beautiful; your birthday should be a national holiday.	Copy This.
Your ass is so nice that it is a shame that you have to sit on it.	Copy This.
Your body is 65% water and I'm thirsty.	Copy This.
Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.	Copy This.
Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. And baby, I'm lost at sea.	Copy This.
Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean, and baby I'm lost at sea!	Copy This.
Your eyes are like a sunset, They're Beautiful, inspiring, and hard to turn away from.	Copy This.
Your father must have been a baker, because you've got a nice set of buns	Copy This.
Your father must have been a thief. Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.	Copy This.
Your hand looks heavy. Let me hold it for you	Copy This.
Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night	Copy This.
Your lips look so lonely.... Would they like to meet mine?	Copy This.
Your name must be Lucky Charms because you’re magically delicious!	Copy This.
Your smile lit up the room, so I just had to come over.	Copy This.