Hitting up with some curvy, plus size or dare I say “fat” woman? Use these pick up lines that compliments a woman’s big and chubby curves. Plus sized women needs some love too. Be careful when you use these pick up lines. When you are working these chat up phrases that compliment a woman’s thick curves; the girl or guy should at least feel pretty confident about their weight. You do not want to actually offend them. These pick up lines may fail when used with the wrong timing or situation.
| Curvy, FAT and Plus Size Pick Up Lines | |
|---|---|
| All those curves, and me with no brakes. | |
| Am I smashed? Or are you really that curvy? | |
| Are you a cigarette? Because you got a hot butt. | |
| Are you butt dialing? Because I swear that ass is calling. | |
| Are you from the ghetto? Because I'm about to ghetto hold of that ass. | |
| Aww, girl, I'm gonna have to put you on my "To Do" List! | |
| AYE girl lemme beat it like some cake mix | |
| Baby, you are FATulous! | |
| Curvy is beauty. | |
| Damn sexy thick! | |
| Damn sexy! Hips and curves. | |
| Damn you got a big A S S !! | |
| Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged! | |
| Did you sit on donuts? Because you got a fat ass. | |
| Do you have a shovel? Because I'm digging that ass! | |
| Do you have an inhaler? Because you've got ass ma. | |
| Do you like cake? Do you like fat asses? Do you want to eat cake off my fat ass? | |
| Do you like Pizza? because I want a pizza dat ass | |
| Excuse me, mind if I stare at you for a minute? I want to remember that curves. | |
| Girl don't stop. Keep flaunting your curves! | |
| Girl, your body is a wonderland, and I want to be Alice so that I can run around all over you. | |
| Girl, yuh look like a bottle a maple syrup....THICK. | |
| Guy: Fat Penguin. Girl: What? Guy: I thought I'd just say something that would break the ice. | |
| Hatchling, you put the "ass" in Jurassic. | |
| Heat makes things expand... so I don't have a weight problem... I am just hot! | |
| Hey baby, as long as I have a face, you'll have a place to sit. | |
| Hey baby, need a mechanic for that finely tuned body? | |
| Hey do you have an inhaler? Because you got that ass ma! | |
| Hey gorgeous, don't be selfish and hide your curves. | |
| Hey sexy and ripped. | |
| Honey just by seeing you from behind I know you're a well-rounded person | |
| I am loving your body, because good things don't come in small packages. | |
| I don't care that you used to be fat, just come here and let me eat that cake! | |
| I got arrested the other day. [For what?] For being sexy. | |
| I have the stamina of a jolly, fat man — I can go all night long. | |
| I hope your day is as exciting as your curves. | |
| I like my girls curvy and dirty. | |
| I like my women, like I like my ice cream plus size and dripping down my fingers | |
| I love curvy women – you are big, sexy, thick, wide and beautiful. | |
| I love how your curves fit into my arm. | |
| I love your body confidence. | |
| I love your jean and how it brings out your curves. | |
| I make good babies. | |
| I may look tubby, but I got an ass like a jackhammer. | |
| I think it's time I tell you what people are saying behind your back... "Nice ass!" | |
| I will do anything to get my hand on curve like yours. | |
| I'm 3 percent muscle, 50 percent fat, and 100 percent sex machine. | |
| I'm a 400 pound hunk of burning love. | |
| I'm bigger than you and higher up the food chain. Get in my belly. | |
| If I told you that you had a great curves, would you hold it against me? | |
| If mother nature didn't like curves, she would've made the world flat. | |
| Is it hot in here, or are your boobs just huge? | |
| Keep calm and cuddle up to a chubby girl. | |
| Let's bypass all the bullshit and just get naked. | |
| Love your curves and all your edges, I love your perfect imperfections. | |
| My head is under water, but I'm breathing fine. You are thick and I'm out of my mind. | |
| Nice curves. Can I run through it with my hands? | |
| Once you go fat you never go back. | |
| Real men love big women. | |
| Sexy comes in all sizes, but I love your size the most. | |
| Studies suggest, 9 out of 10 men prefer a woman with curves. The 10th man prefers the other 9 men. | |
| The best curve on a girl is her smile. Just kidding... look at that ass. | |
| The most heavenly body was sitting right next to me. | |
| Too big? The only thing I'm too big for is your narrow mind! | |
| Wanna sit on my face and let me guess your weight? | |
| Was your father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body? | |
| What is on your curves? My eyes! | |
| With a curves like yours, you've got to refer me to your plastic surgeon. | |
| You are a perfect piece of steak. I can't stop drooling over you. | |
| You know anybody can drive in a straight line, it takes a real diver to handle the curves. | |
| You know, I would die happy if I saw your curves in your birthday suit just once! | |
| You know, you've got the best curves I've ever dreamed of coming across. | |
| Your body is amazing with curves in all the right places, but your smile is the curve that I appreciate the most. | |
| Your body is curvy, your face is beautiful and your attitude is fierce, I think we are a perfect match. | |
| Your sexy figure sure would make an awesome sculpture. |
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