77 Emo Pick Up Lines

Do you love your emo girl or emo chicks? Use these emo pick up lines to help you get over your meaningless and hopeless life. Find the best emo pick up lines for different themes like emo bands, emo songs, goth chick, and more. Cheesy and funny emo pick up lines to help you score any emo kid that you want to be with. Easy Copy & Paste!

Emo Pick Up Lines
All your black is matching my black today.	Copy This.
Are you death because im so EMO?	Copy This.
Are you life's meaning? Because I have visions about meeting you one day.	Copy This.
Are you nasty?	Copy This.
Are you waiting impatiently for the reaper to come harvest your soul? Your soul is mine.	Copy This.
Can you do my eyeliner for me?	Copy This.
Come back to my place and I'll show you my eyeliner collection.	Copy This.
Come with me baby it'll be a day to remember.	Copy This.
Do you believe in love at first sight or do you believe life is pointless?	Copy This.
Do you come here often and sit hopelessly under the dim lights of the bar? I might just make your life even more meaningless.	Copy This.
Do you have a mirror in your pocket? I just want to make sure my eyeliner is on thick enough.	Copy This.
Do you love breaking stuff? Perhaps we should smash to demolish your pussy tonight.	Copy This.
Do you wanna come over later, to my house, and watch American beauty in the dark?	Copy This.
Girl, I want to live in the trashcan of your hearts.	Copy This.
Girl, would you kill me with your love?	Copy This.
Girl, you are a mess and I am a mess, so why not?	Copy This.
Have you listened to famous last words? cause id like to see you lying next to me in the morning.	Copy This.
Heavy metal broke my heart, will you mend it?	Copy This.
Hey baby are you death? Cause I'm just waiting for you to cum.	Copy This.
Hey baby are you goth because I think your gorgeous.	Copy This.
Hey girl, let's date for three months so I can write songs about you for the next 15 years.	Copy This.
How about you and I get together and we'll make our own rebel love emo song.	Copy This.
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to put me out of this endless torment if it fell on top of me.	Copy This.
I am not afraid to keep on living, but I am afraid to continue my life without you.	Copy This.
I convinced MCR to get back together.	Copy This.
I hate my world, but only because my world doesn't have you in it.	Copy This.
I just wrote about you in my emotional journal. Wanna read?	Copy This.
I like that shade of black you're wearing.	Copy This.
I like the way your bangs cover your eyes.	Copy This.
I love your existence.	Copy This.
I love your eyeliner, may i smudge it?	Copy This.
I may not go down in history but I'll go down on you.	Copy This.
I will love you from the first to the last.	Copy This.
I wrote your name on my wrist as a sign of our love.	Copy This.
I’m an emotionless bastard who served as a replacement for an emo bastard.	Copy This.
I'd stop wearing black for you.	Copy This.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would probably leave it how it is because none of this matters and life is meaningless.	Copy This.
If I said you had a beautiful body, would you consider getting a lip ring and gauges in your ears so I can actually find you attractive?	Copy This.
If my hair wasn't covering my eyes right now, I'd be staring at you.	Copy This.
If the end is inevitable, I want you to be my inevitable.	Copy This.
If you show me your slit, I'll show you all of mine.	Copy This.
I'll be your best kept secret and your biggest mistake.	Copy This.
I'll give you black eyeliner if you have sex with me.	Copy This.
I'm emo. Are you an emo chick?	Copy This.
I'm wishing to be the friction in your jeans.	Copy This.
It looks like your jeans need me to fill you up with some friction.	Copy This.
Let’s go make some emo kids!	Copy This.
Let's go on a date, I'll make sure it's A Day To Remember!	Copy This.
Let's run under the stars through cemetery backyards.	Copy This.
My heart isn't the only thing I want you to be feeling tonight.	Copy This.
My love for you is as deep as the cuts I made on my wrist.	Copy This.
My soul may be black, but my snapchat heart is red for you baby.	Copy This.
Nice band shirt I bet it would look better on my bedroom floor.	Copy This.
Perfection is defined only when your heart is next to mine.	Copy This.
Scared you'll get hurt like you did last time? darling you'll be okay, you're not alone you're with me.	Copy This.
So if tomorrow is the day I die, I would have wished I asked you out on a date.	Copy This.
So it’s true, when all is said and done, grief what you make me pay for love.	Copy This.
Tell your lawn that you wish it was emo so it would cut itself.	Copy This.
That black shirt really matches your soul babe.	Copy This.
That’s a nice dress. It’ll look even better when it’s slowly decaying beneath the earth since each moment brings everything one step closer to death.	Copy This.
The chemistry between us will bring destruction to this place.	Copy This.
The only despair I feel now is your possible rejection, don’t break my heart.	Copy This.
The only thing I like darker than you is coffee.	Copy This.
Wanna come back to my place and listen to Devil and God on vinyl?	Copy This.
Wanna Come Back to My Room and Listen to Some Belle and Sebastian?	Copy This.
You are just not any emo girl, you are the answer to my life.	Copy This.
You can borrow my eyeliner.	Copy This.
You know what would look great on you? This My Chemical Romance hoodie.	Copy This.
You like screaming at emo concerts? Let's make your bedroom into a screaming concert tonight.	Copy This.
You make my soul a little less black.	Copy This.
You taught me the meaning of life, maybe it is not so hopeless anymore.	Copy This.
You’re emo kid too?! Let’s hold each other and sob.	Copy This.
Your eyes are the portal to purgatory.	Copy This.
Your forever is all that I need.	Copy This.
Your forever is all that I need. Do you want to share a pointless life with me.	Copy This.
Your hair is everywhere, mind if I brush it out of your face?	Copy This.
Your legs must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all day.	Copy This.