Anyone can sit here and buy your drinks. I will buy you a full course meal instead. | |
Are you Santa? Because I would love to sit on your lap and tell you exactly what I want. | |
Are you sitting on the F5 key? Because your backside is refreshing. | |
Are your legs tired? Sit on my laps and take a rest. | |
Babe you got a sweet ass, and you need to sit on my lap because I got sweet candy cane to match. | |
Babe, if you get tired from dancing, you could always sit on my lap. | |
Babe, looking for a ride? You could sit on my lap all night. | |
Babe, sit on my lap and see what I have under wraps. | |
Come sit on my lap. I've got a candy cane just for you. | |
Come sit on my lap. I've got a special gift just for you. | |
Come sit on Santa's lap. And turn this lump of coal into a diamond. | |
Have you been sitting on a grindstone because your ass is superior. | |
Hey are you Santa. Because I want to sit on your lap and tell you what I want from you | |
Hey baby, as long as I have a face, you’ll have a place to sit. | |
I like breakfast in bed, so why don't you just come sit on my face? | |
I may not be Santa but you can sit on my lap any day other than Christmas. | |
If I dress up as Santa, will you sit on my lap? | |
If you sit on my lap, I'll fill you up. | |
Mind if I sit down because your beauty is making me dizzy. | |
My d** is so polite. It stands up so you can sit down. | |
Roses are red, I haven't ate. So please sit on my face, it's not up for debate. | |
Roses are red, Violets are violets. My name ain't Santa, but enjoy sitting on my lap. | |
Roses are red, your underwear is lace, take them off and sit on my face. | |
Santa’s busy. You can sit on my lap! | |
Sit on my lap and I will take you to a whole new level. | |
Sit on my lap and you will straight out things real fast. | |
Sit on my lap while I use the rowing machine? | |
Sit on my lap, and babe that hard thing is not my wallet. | |
Someone suck my lap, I think this girl needs a clean place to sit. | |
The tree isn't the only thing that's going to have an angel sitting on top of it tonight. | |
Wanna play carnival? You sit on me and I guess how much you weigh. | |
Wanna sit on my lap and take a ride on my magical wand? | |
What’s the difference between me and your couch? I feel better to sit on. | |
Why don't you sit on my lap. And we'll talk about the first thing that pops up. | |
You could sit on my face any time, and I will let you eat all the way to your heart. | |