| After making my tongue stiff all day, I am ready to go hard for you. | |
| Are you a fitness trainer? Let's find out a way to work out my tongue. | |
| Are you a mom? Because I got the mother tongue for you. | |
| Are you a Snapchat filter? Because you're making me wanna stick my tongue out. | |
| Babe, are you ready to experience my tongue ABC? | |
| Baby, I don't speak in tongues, but I kiss that way. | |
| Did you know that your tongue touches the top of your mouth when you smile? Just kidding but I like your smile. | |
| Did you know the tongue is the strongest muscle in the body? Maybe you have to work it out. | |
| Do you have room for an extra tongue in your mouth? | |
| Do you like wine? Because I'd roll you around on my tongue for hours. | |
| Do you realize that we never stop tasting our tongues? Can I taste yours for a change? | |
| Do you want to play a game of tongue twister? | |
| Girl are you a metal pole in the winter? Because I wanna stick my tongue down on you. | |
| Hey, fewer teeth just means more room for tongue. | |
| Hey, I have a 9 inch tongue and can breath through my ears. | |
| How it was to kiss a girl with a tongue piercing like that. | |
| I am a man of many tongues, and babe I bet we share one together. | |
| I bet I can stick my tongue out farther than you! | |
| I can tie cherry stems into dreads with my tongue. | |
| I can't resist to use my tongue in eating this ice cream just like I can’t when I’m eating you. | |
| I have a black belt in tongue play. I am a Tongue Fu Master. | |
| I lost my tongue when I saw you. Can you help me find it? | |
| I lost my vibratory. Can I use your tongue instead. | |
| I’m newly single and my pick up lines are lame. But come over tonight and I’ll show you my tongue game. | |
| If your tongue was a popsicle, it would be my favorite flavor. | |
| I'm jealous of your tongue. Because it gets to stay inside you. | |
| In France, they don't call kissing with tongue "French kissing", they call it galocher which translates literally to you and me tonight. | |
| Is tongue a muscle? Maybe we should work it out. | |
| I've been working on my tonguing. Want to check it out? | |
| Just like this pizza, my tongue will also go straight to your thighs. | |
| Let’s get blue and red slushies! And walk around having people ask us why our tongues are purple. | |
| My mom taught me never to hit a woman. But she never said I couldn't muscle my way in with my tongue. | |
| My tongue could do a better job of teasing you than my words can. | |
| My tongue goes places you've only dreamed about. | |
| My tongue is good for more than just lying. Care to find out? | |
| Normally I could say pick up lines, but how about we go straight to getting tongue-tied. | |
| People say that you are clever with words, how about we play some tongue twister game. | |
| Roses are red, you're more beautiful than the sunset's hue. Let's go back to my place so I can stick my tongue deep inside you. | |
| Roses are red. Violets are blue, with a tongue like that I’ll pay for the room. | |
| Scientists say it’s physically impossible to stick your tongue out and close your eyes. | |
| They say the tongue is the strongest muscle. Wanna wrestle? | |
| They say tongue is the strongest muscle in your body. Let's fight it out. | |
| This level 3 Wizard has only one spell in his book - Tongue. | |
| Wanna come to the gym with me? Tonight's tongue day. | |
| Want me to teach you how to tie knots with your tongue? | |
| Will you teach my tongue how to surf? | |
| Wow are you a lifesavers candy. Because I just wanna stick my tongue in your hole. | |
| You might be surprised to find that I am multilingual. I'm fluent in using my tongue. | |
| You must be made of sour patch kids. Because I could eat you until you become a woman. | |
| You think you are tough? I bet my tongue can beat up your tongue. | |
| You're so beautiful, almost make me start using my native tongue! | |
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