Talking about a common interest is a great way to start a conversation. Get good impression and attention from the person you have just met. Is the girl or guy that you like loves cats? These cat related pick up lines will surely work for you. These funny and cheesy kitty cat pick up lines can help break the ice. Open up the conversation with any cat lady and gentleman.
| Cat Pick Up Lines | |
|---|---|
| Are we in the litter box? Because I'm diggin' you. | |
| Are you a bag of treats? Because I wanna sample you. | |
| Are you a cat because you're purrrrrrfect. | |
| Are you feline the connection between us? | |
| Are you one of them hot cougars that pick up young willing men? | |
| Are you part beaver? Because daaaaam. | |
| Baby, we only got 9 lives. | |
| Baby, you put the T in tuna | |
| Be mine it's meow or never | |
| Can i spend all my 9 lives with you? | |
| Can you take me to the vet, because you just took my breath away. | |
| Cat call me. | |
| Dinner and a mewvie? | |
| Do you live in a corn field? Because I'm stalking you. | |
| Don't be a player hating | |
| Don't purrcrastnate just be mine | |
| Girl you must be the back of my paw cuz i want to lick you constantly. | |
| Hey, look what the cat dragged in | |
| How you feline? Cause you purrfect, I’m not kitten! | |
| I am feline (feeling)fine now i have seen you. | |
| I have a cat, she would like to meet you. | |
| I hope you have pet insurance, because I’m about to destroy your pussy. | |
| I like cats more than dogs. | |
| I like you furry much | |
| I love cats. I heard you have a nice pussy. Can i play with her? | |
| I will make you purrrrr! | |
| I will pawlways love you | |
| I'd give up one of my 9 lives for you | |
| I'd like to get your tongue. | |
| I'm feline fine now I have seen you. | |
| I'm not high on nip, I'm just intoxicated with you. | |
| I’ll make you purrrrrrrrr. | |
| If i said you have nice fur, would you hold it against me? | |
| If I were a cat, I'd spend all 8 lives with you | |
| Just call me Puss in Boots | |
| Let me take meowt on a date | |
| Let's litter. | |
| Let's make hisstory. | |
| Let's make like fabric softener and snuggle. | |
| Meet me at kitty corner. | |
| Meet me by the dead bird. | |
| Meet me by the mangled mouse. | |
| Mind if I sniff your butt? | |
| My cat's dead, can I play with your pussy instead? | |
| My dick is like catnip, it'll make a cougar like you go wild. | |
| My love for you is like a hairball -- I can't hold it in. | |
| My vet says I'm lacking in vitamin U. | |
| Now that's a stray cat strut | |
| Psst.. Hey babe, I got some nip | |
| Show me some catnip. | |
| Since i met you i feel like the cat who got the cream. | |
| Tail me you love me | |
| Tell me what makes you meow | |
| There are a lot of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd like to catch and mount back home | |
| They call me the cat whisperer, cause I know exactly what the pussy needs. | |
| They say the early bird catches the worm, but girl you can show up at any time and still get a bite. | |
| Want to see some hairballs? | |
| We'd make the purrfect couple | |
| What's a babe like you doing in a dump like this? | |
| Where have you been all my lives? | |
| Will you be my meow? | |
| You "complete meow me" | |
| You amewse me | |
| You must have been sleeping in the sun, because you are HOT. | |
| You remind me off a leopard... or a tiger. Either way, I don't mind the claws | |
| You're my pajamas. | |
| Your the cats whiskers. |
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These pickup lines are a cat-tastrophe!
My cat died, can I have your pussy?
Yes please daddy
I used a couple of these the other day on a girl in my class and they worked like a charm. Pretty sure I took three of her lives
luv me
It’s meow or never babe~
I’m not the only pussy you’ll be playing with tonight
wanna see my hairy balls