| Are you a bull? Because I want to ride you. | |
| Are you hay fever? Because you made me love sick. | |
| Can I cover you with butter and grill you all night? | |
| Did you just take a milk bath? Your skin are so soft and smooth. | |
| Do you know a cow can lick its nose? I can't lick mine, but I can lick yours. | |
| Do you like men who take herding seriously? | |
| Do you live on a cow farm? Because you sure know how to milk a cow. | |
| Don't have a cow... but I love your utters! | |
| Ducks go quack, cows go moo, let me stick it in and you'll go "Oooooh". | |
| Have you been to my farm? I make the best milkshakes. | |
| Have you ever milked a cow before? Because your gonna need a bucket for this too. | |
| Hello cowboy/cowgirl, love your boots. | |
| Hello sexy, moove your body! | |
| Hi. I'm horny. | |
| Holy Cow! You look exactly like the woman in my dream | |
| I bet we would raise good cows together. | |
| I have a fevah. I think I need some more cowbell... | |
| I love making cheese, do you? | |
| I will worship you like how they worship a cow in India? | |
| I would love to graze your field. | |
| I'm great at hitting the bull's eye. | |
| I’d like to raise your barn. | |
| I’ll trade you a juicy cantaloupe for some of your cow's horn. | |
| I’ve never seen a cow horn so big. Impressive. | |
| If you were a grassland, I would graze you. | |
| Moo with me. | |
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,
And they're like
It's better than yours,
Damn right it's better than yours,
I can teach you,
But I have to charge
I know you want it,
The thing that makes me,
What the guys go crazy for. | |
| So what CAN you feed your cows and better yet, what can you hand feed me? | |
| This may seem cheesy, but you make me really horny. | |
| To me you're more special than Octavia the 8-legged cow. | |
| You are so "herd" (hot+nerd). | |
| You can milk my cow anytime. | |
| You know cow's horn are not the only thing that is pointy. | |
| You must be the Happy Cow from California, because I want to say CHEESE. | |
| You will look great naked on that cow hide carpet. | |
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