Elf pick up lines are exactly what you would expect coming from elves. Please note that the elf themed pick up lines here vary. Some of these lines relate the Christmas, some of them relate to movies like Lord of the Rings. Most of them are simply funny and humorous so don’t expect them to work in a real life setting!
| Elf Pick Up Lines | |
|---|---|
| 2500 years is not *that* much of an age difference! | |
| Baby, I'd be a cotton-headed ninny muggins to let you go. | |
| Banging Banging's my favorite | |
| Did I miss any?? | |
| Do you have Elf in you? Would you like to? | |
| Do you prefer it with the Light of Earendil on, or off? | |
| Dobby will always protect you from STI's. | |
| Even Santa doesn't make candy as sweet as you. | |
| Girl, you just gave me Mirkwood. | |
| Has anyone ever told you you have beautiful knees? | |
| He's gay. | |
| Hey babe, I'm free on Christmas Eve. | |
| I can eat my weight in cocktail wieners | |
| I can get you off the naughty list | |
| I don’t wiggle my ears for just anyone, you know. | |
| I get a thimbleful of tequila in me and I turn into a wild man. | |
| I have certain needs that can't be satisfied by working on toys | |
| I hear we're both into dwarves. | |
| I invented the Naughty List… | |
| I may be claymation, but I'm stiff where it counts. | |
| I taught Santa everything he knows. | |
| I think I just got struck by Cupid’s antler… And yes, I mean "antler". | |
| I used to be a lawn ornament for Brad Pitt. | |
| I was once a lawn ornament for ‘NSync. Want to meet them? | |
| I was once a lawn ornament for John Bon Jovi | |
| I'm a magical being. Take off your bra. | |
| I'm an excellent shot. I *always* hit what I aim for. | |
| I'm down here | |
| I'm not Elmo, but don't stop tickling. | |
| I've got the keys to the sleigh tonight. | |
| I've mastered the "Elvish Tongue"... Want a demonstration? | |
| I’m a magical being. Can I try to make your top and bra disappear? | |
| If you're lucky, I'll put you on the naughty list. | |
| Is it chilly in here? 'Cuz you give me snow flurries! | |
| Is that Lembas bread or are you just happy to see me? | |
| Just because a guy wears tights and pointy slippers doesn't mean | |
| Just because I’ve got bells on my shoes, doesn’t mean I’m a sissy. | |
| Let's go back to my sweet pad. I've got a waterbed. Wink. | |
| Mistress provides Dobby with clothes? Naughty. | |
| My candy canes are ribbed for your pleasure. | |
| My nose may be cold, but my heart is warm. | |
| My treehouse or yours? | |
| Nice tunic! It would look great on the floor by my bed. | |
| Nice view from down here! | |
| No, no. I don’t bake cookies. You’re thinking of those dorks over at Keebler. | |
| Not everything about me is tiny! | |
| People tell me I look like Cupid. | |
| Santa’s busy... You can sit on my lap! | |
| That's quite a set of ornaments you've got there. | |
| The best way to spread Christmas cheer is to orgasm loud for all to hear. | |
| There're plenty more arrows where that came from. | |
| There's a reason why they stopped calling us "The Little People". | |
| There’s no height limit on love! | |
| Tiny hands give better backrubs. | |
| Trust me; I'm a good stocking stuffer. | |
| We don't see many happenin' ladies north of the Arctic Circle. | |
| Why, yes, I AM George Stephanopoulos. | |
| Yeah it's pointy too. | |
| You bring out the Yeti in me! | |
| You know what they say about guys with big ears. | |
| You, me, Santa, and the Mrs. whaddya say? | |
| You'd look great in a Raggedy Ann wig. | |
| You're so sweet I'd put you on my spaghetti. | |
| Your eyes are as green as the moss that grows on rotting trees. |
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