99 Jurassic Dinosaur and Prehistoric Caveman Pick Up Lines

Are you looking for some dino friendly pick up lines? Flirt with your loved one, or pick up that new hot girl or guy! We have prepared some cheesy and funny dinosaur and prehistoric caveman style pick up phrases for you.

Prehistoric, Dinosaur and Caveman Pick Up Lines
Are you an angel? Because I’m a dinosaur.	Copy This.
Are you an archaeologist? Because I have a bone you can exam.	Copy This.
Are you an excavation site? Because I dig you.	Copy This.
Are you checking out my fangs or should I walk by again? (sabretooth tiger)	Copy This.
Baby, I’m no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!	Copy This.
Boy you as yummy as yellowcake, i ought to date you like Uranium-Series	Copy This.
C'mon Baby Light My Fire.	Copy This.
Can I hiber-mate with you through Ice Age?	Copy This.
Did I make you horny? (Triceratops)	Copy This.
Did you eat that tree without chewing or are you just happy to see me?	Copy This.
Dimetro-damn!	Copy This.
Do you want to read my body language?	Copy This.
Don’t let my tiny arms fool you.	Copy This.
Don’t like to beat around the bush? These are sure to do the trick:	Copy This.
Funny, you don't look Jurassic.	Copy This.
Girl, you must be a fossil sample and I must be an impatient paleontologist, because I want to date you badly.	Copy This.
Have you ever been dinosaur kissed? Allow me to demonstrate.	Copy This.
Hello caveman, you are tall, dark and strong. Would you like to mate?	Copy This.
Hey baby, do you wanna know why they call me erectus?	Copy This.
Hey baby, how about you keep me at arm's length? (T-rex)	Copy This.
Hey Baby, I wanna see your bedrock!	Copy This.
Hey baby, I’m a diplodocus—want to see my diplocockus?	Copy This.
Hey wanna come over for some bbq whole mammoth?	Copy This.
Hey, I’ve just discovered a bone in my pants, and I was wondering if you could date it.	Copy This.
Hey, wanna come over and examine my collection of Folsom points?	Copy This.
How about we take this to dance floor and I'll show you the Intertubercular Groove?	Copy This.
I always think BC stand for Before You Came Into My Life;	Copy This.
I can't help but notice your beautiful hair. Mind if I club you and drag you home with me?	Copy This.
I couldn’t help but notice that you’re not a b-rachiosaurus, but a DD-rachiosaurus.	Copy This.
I know how to plesiosaur a lady/man.	Copy This.
I know there extra letters, but only idiot expects a caveman to spell.	Copy This.
I like your hotspot.	Copy This.
I pray to the Great Spirit that not make him die.	Copy This.
I'm going to cast a spell on you like Azande witch doctors	Copy This.
I’d like to excavate your site.	Copy This.
I’d wish you’d stegosaurus the night.	Copy This.
I’m hornier than a styracosaurus.	Copy This.
I’m hung like an Apatosaurus.	Copy This.
I’m not a megalodon, but I’ve got a mega-long-dong.	Copy This.
is that a club under your felt or are you just happy to see me?	Copy This.
Jurrassic-ing me back to your place? Okay!	Copy This.
Kiss me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist right?	Copy This.
Let's go make a cave baby of our own.	Copy This.
Let’s forget the carbon and move straight to the dating!	Copy This.
Let’s have some tyrannosaurus sex.	Copy This.
Let’s pretend you’re full of C14 so I can date you.	Copy This.
Looking to overcompensate? Check these out:	Copy This.
Me Homo Erectus! Stop laughing, that not mean me gay!	Copy This.
Me Makey Your Bed Go BOOM BOOM! U Go Home With Me!	Copy This.
Me Tarzan, you Jane.	Copy This.
Me teach you a new dance, the Bedrock and roll. It save Fred Flintstone's marriage after Barney did the Bamm-Bamm with Wilma in the gravel pit	Copy This.
My love for you shines brighter than the meteor that’s heading right for us.	Copy This.
My, my you are a special find.	Copy This.
One ankylosaurus says to another, "Hey, you wanna go clubbin’".	Copy This.
Rub my wool? (Mammoth)	Copy This.
So, wanna get dirty?	Copy This.
StegosaurME and StegosaurYou belong together do you get the message? (Stegosaurus)	Copy This.
That a new club in your loincloth or you happy to see me?	Copy This.
This bone may not date to the Jurassic Period, but it’s still rock hard.	Copy This.
Ugg	Copy This.
Wanna extract some minerals from my bone?	Copy This.
Wanna see my woolly mammoth?	Copy This.
Wanna share a trench?	Copy This.
Wanna watch my dinosaur evolve?	Copy This.
Wanna yabba dabba do it?	Copy This.
Watch Out For That Thagomizer!	Copy This.
We no have wheels yet? You make my head spin round.	Copy This.
We should carbon date because our half-life would approach eternity.	Copy This.
What a nice pair of platform mounds you got there!	Copy This.
What's your favorite move? Mine is LICK.	Copy This.
When I'm around you, I am in ice age. I am hoping this will break the ice...	Copy This.
Why did you have to end the Ice Age by being so hot?	Copy This.
Why don’t we mosey-osaur over to my place?	Copy This.
Why don’t you Triassic a little tenderness?	Copy This.
Why go for the b-rachiosaurus, when you could go for the D-rachiosaurus.	Copy This.
Would you like to examine my bone?	Copy This.
Would you like to see my totem ?	Copy This.
You are dino-mite!	Copy This.
You as hairy as a mammoth; and it really turning me on!	Copy This.
You bring out the caveman in me.	Copy This.
You can dig up my bone any day./It wouldn’t take much digging to get to my bone.	Copy This.
You could melt an iceman's heart.	Copy This.
You know what they say about a dinosaur with long neck... (Apatosaurus)	Copy This.
You know what they say about a man with a large crest.	Copy This.
You know what they say about brachiosaurs: the neck’s not the only thing that’s disproportionately long.	Copy This.
You light me on fire; Stop it! Fire bad!	Copy This.
You like clubbing? Really? Hey, look over there!	Copy This.
You make me horny. (Triceratops)	Copy This.
You make my head spin round and round like a wheel.	Copy This.
You make my heart fly like a Pterodactyl.	Copy This.
You must be the La Brea tar pits, cuz I want to get my bone stuck in that.	Copy This.
You put the "ass" in Jurassic!	Copy This.
You should come home with me, because I’ll make you dino-sore.	Copy This.
You smell good. Want some a these fresh crunchy green grasshoppers i just caught?	Copy This.
You're like my Sacrum. Without you I would probably fall apart.	Copy This.
You’re at the triceratops of my food chain.	Copy This.
You’re the tricera-tops	Copy This.
Your beauty is more striking than the preservation of Ötzi the Iceman!	Copy This.
Your cave or mine?	Copy This.