Are you a lifeguard or do you see a hot girl as a lifeguard? Make the best use of funny & cheesy lifeguard pick up lines. Are you a life guard, or you could say these pick up lines to use on lifeguards? Dirty & good. Use them online, at a swimming pool, at the beach, or tinder. Easy Copy & Paste!
| Lifeguard Pick Up Lines | |
|---|---|
| All those curves, and me with no brakes. | |
| Are you a lifeguard because you look like you can save me from falling into this pool of love? | |
| Are you a lifeguard, you be Wendy and I be Squints. | |
| Are you a lifeguard? Will you pee on me because I just got stinged by a jellyfish. | |
| Are you CPR? Because I'm not going to stop doing you until EMS arrives. | |
| Are you my life jacket or my lifeguard because you saved me from this vicious current of life? | |
| Are you my lifeguard who will rescue me from the strong currents in life? | |
| Are you the shallow end? Because I want to put my kids in you. | |
| Are you the splash-and-dash because you’ve got my heart beating. | |
| Babe, I know how to blow life into you. | |
| Can I see your tan lines? | |
| Can you please call the lifeguards! Because I m drowning in your eyes! | |
| Can you save me, my dear lifeguard, from drowning further into your beauty and grace? | |
| Coast Guard regulations, Miss - I have to inspect you. | |
| Do you believe in love at first CPR, or should I drown myself again? | |
| Do you know the #1 skill of lifeguard, the ability to pull out to save a life. | |
| Don’t worry, I know mouth to mouth. | |
| Don't worry baby I know the rear rescue approach. | |
| Girl do you want to see this lifeguard in action? I can last 20 minutes in any position. | |
| Girl, I am a lifeguard, being unconscious is implied consent. | |
| Hear that? The beach wants you to join me for a drink. | |
| Hey babe, wanna see my rescue tube? | |
| Hey girl am I gonna need a swim test for that pussy? | |
| Hey girl, are you a swimming pool? Because I legally can't take my eyes off you and I can dive into you anytime. | |
| Hey girl, wanna play lifeguard? I'll be your whistle and you can blow me all day. | |
| Hey girl, wanna play lifeguard? I'll be your whistle and you can blow me all day. | |
| Hey girl, you need a private lifeguard for your bathtub? Dont worry, I'm always ready to jump in and do mouth to mouth if you need me to. | |
| Hey Lifeguard....swim over here and ride my wave. | |
| Hi Im a lifeguard. | |
| I am a lifeguard and the Red Cross has certified me as a fully trained love machine. Would you like any lessons? | |
| I am thinking of skinny dipping in the pool with the most beautiful lifeguard in the world. | |
| I got something that could use a little resuscitation. | |
| I keep people safe everyday in the water, but I can protect you for the rest of my life. | |
| I sized up the scene and let me tell you.... The bottom check was good. | |
| I want to be practice CPR on you tonight - even though you are not a plastic CPR dummy. | |
| I want to be the lifeguard that will save your gorgeous smile from drowning in the sea of pain. | |
| I want to watch the stunning golden sunsets with the most beautiful lifeguard like you forever. | |
| I’ll front drive you all night baby. | |
| I’ll show you my tan lines if you show me yours. | |
| I’m not a CPR dummy, but I’d let you practice some mouth-to-mouth. | |
| I’m not a very good swimmer, do you have any lifeguard experience? | |
| If I can't have you, life isn't worth guarding. | |
| If thick thighs save lives then you must be the lifeguard at swim lessons. | |
| I'm not a very good swimmer, do you have any lifeguard experience? | |
| Is it hot out here, or is it just you? | |
| It's a good thing I'm certified for emergency oxygen because you take my breath away. | |
| Just call, I will go wherever you and save you from the forbidding waves of sorrow. | |
| Keep calm and kiss a lifeguard. | |
| Let me show you my action in large groups while being half naked. | |
| Lifeguard: don't stop, can't stop, save lives. | |
| Nice beach balls, can I play? | |
| Save a whistle, blow a lifeguard. | |
| The piers isn't the only thing that's hard. | |
| Will you help anchor my lifeguard tower by sitting on my lap? | |
| You are going to be fired if the manager found out that you are drowning me in your love. | |
| You are my guardian angel with a pair of gorgeous eyes and pretty sun-kissed skin. | |
| You are the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard. | |
| You make me feel like I want a personal emergency! | |
| You must be a lifeguard, because you could do CPR after you take my breath away. | |
| You must have received Red Cross lifeguarding training because I was drowning until you arrived. |
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bruh take the implied consent one out, that’s messed up