Find the best pick up lines to use on a plumber. Use the best plumber pickuplines to help you flirt with the men or women working on pipes & fixtures. Is your dad a plumber & are you a plumber pick up lines. Dirty, funny, and cheesy plumber pick up lines to help you capture the heart of handyman or handywoman. Easy Copy & Paste!
| Plumber Pick Up Lines | |
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| Are you a plumber? Because I am getting wet for you. | |
| Are you a plumber? Because I need you to come fix this leak. | |
| Are you a plumber? Because I need you to pump and clean my pipes. | |
| Are you crying? Babe, I am a plumber, and I will fix your tears from your beautiful eye fixtures. | |
| Are you dripping wet? Because I will plug your itch tonight. | |
| Are you happy to see me or are those pipes in your pants. | |
| Babe, by the time I am done with you. You will have a jump in your water meter. | |
| Babe, don't leave me out by the curb stop, I want to connect my supply line into you. | |
| Babe, how about some real head instead of a shower head. | |
| Babe, I see our point of connection. | |
| Call me a plumber. Because I never fail at laying some pipe. | |
| Can I screw and tighten you ? You seem to be at a high potential. | |
| Can I tinker with your pipes? | |
| Do you know why women call me the plumber. Because of how well I lay the pipe down. | |
| Do you need a handyman? I am a plumber who could use my pipes & wrenches. | |
| Forget about your ex, it's time for some serious repiping. | |
| Girl you wet? I will fix your drips tonight. | |
| Girl, feel free to get down to access my pipes. | |
| Girl, I got the wrenches. And I want to connect my pipes to your leaks tonight. | |
| Girl, I would tap your water line any day. | |
| Girl, this pipe doesn't fix itself. It's time for you to give it a hand job. | |
| Girl, you got a clogged line? I know the perfect way to snake your drain. | |
| Girl, you so hot, you extend my pipes. | |
| Girl, you turn me into a spray hose. | |
| Girl, your fixtures need my caulking. | |
| How about I fully extended my snakes and see how far we could go down tonight. | |
| How about we do my pipe cleaning & your drain cleaning at the same time. | |
| I am a plumber, and I want to tap into your existing water line. | |
| I am a plumber, because babe you are gonna get piped. | |
| I am a plumber, I know how to deal with all kinds of liquids. | |
| I do all my plumbing, I know how to pump and flush some pipes. | |
| I don't normally plunge into a relationship, but tonight I'll make an exception. | |
| I hope you’re a plumber. Because you’ve got my pipe leaking. | |
| I know plumbing babe, want to see how my water can move inside you. | |
| I lay pipes the right way. | |
| I may not look it, but I got the pipe to connect the water main into your life. | |
| I see our futures in some quick connect fittings. | |
| I suck at plumbing, I always make woman's small leak into big squirt. | |
| I wanna flush your pipes, baby. | |
| I want my pipes through your O-ring. | |
| I’m a plumber. I can get down and dirty with you fast, and I will fix all of your leaks. | |
| If my pipes don't fit, we could always add more lubricant. | |
| I'm a plumber, and I can clean your pipes all day. | |
| I'm not an expert in plumbing, but I know that you'd be able to tighten my nuts. | |
| Nice fixtures. | |
| Ready? The water is cumming. | |
| Repiping is easy, I will have to run through my pipes inside your walls. | |
| Tonight was almost down the drain… until you walked in. | |
| Wanna see my plunger? | |
| You are the perfect handle. Babe I will turn your squirt on tonight. | |
| You have just the joint I need. | |
| You make me flushed. | |
| Your nipples are the perfect fit for my nuts and pipes. |
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