Are you a DIY recipe? Because I would rather do you myself in the comfort of my personal island. | |
Are you a hacker for Animal Crossing? Because you just made this softwood into hardwood. | |
Are you a Turnip? Because I am checking you out every day and spoil you on Sunday. | |
Are you free? My island's turnip price is 624 now. | |
Are you ready for a long adventure? My golden tools last longer than anyone. | |
Are you Tom Nook? Because I want to go into crippling debt with you. | |
Are you using the island design app? Because you just got the permit to transform my heart. | |
Are you Wisp? Offer me something that I don't have yet, and I will say I want you. | |
Babe, did you just make a wish? My Star Wand is here to make your clothes fall off. | |
Babe, I want to plant my seeds in you. | |
Babe, no House is A-Ok, we can do it in the tent. | |
Did you plant pitfall seeds? Because you made me fall for you. | |
Do you fly often to other islands? My gate is always open for you. | |
Feel free to shake my tree anytime, but can I pick your flowers? | |
Girl I got bells. | |
Girl, I am no Crazy Redd, the only love I have for you is real. | |
Girl, I could use my vaulting pole across your rivers all night long. | |
Girl, I want to craft some sweet loving with you on my workbench. | |
Girl, I want to hammer you and craft you all night long. | |
Girl, shake my wood for some tasty rewards. | |
Girl, the only villager I want on my island is you. | |
Girl, you are adorable five stars. | |
Girl, you could have these iron nuggets anytime you want. | |
Hey babe, want to reach for my hard to get tarantula? | |
Hey babe, why don't you open up those gates and let me come in. | |
How do I unlock you as a villager? | |
I am tired of online play, let's take our relationship to the next level with party play. | |
I can visit your island all day long. | |
I don't need any special events, because every day spent with you is special. | |
Is it too soon too invite you to live on my island? | |
It's time to take our relationship to the next level, let's be Best Friends. | |
Let's be Best Friends so I could dig up your island and deflower you. | |
My island is missing an important villager, you. | |
Nice island you got there. | |
Out of everyone's island, I love yours the most because it is the only one with you in it. | |
There is always space on my island for this sexy lady. | |
Want to see how I could make your Manilla clams squirt? | |
What bait do I need to catch this rare beauty of yours? | |
You are the New Horizon that I have been looking for all my life. | |
You are the perfect piece of art. Every time I see you my face gets Crazy Redd. | |
Your heart is my mystery island, I long for it every night. | |