| Ah. So your Kulve Tarroth. Everyone loves grinding you. | |
| And on the 15th day, Shah Dalamadur created dat ass. | |
| And the best one I saw elsewhere | |
| Are you a Great Jagras? Cause I’d let you eat me. | |
| Are you a Greatsword main? 'Cause you time your hits just right. | |
| Are you a Rathian? Because I would love to hammer pound your face! | |
| Are you a Silver Rathalos, cause you're harder than ever! | |
| Are you a wing? Because my insect glaive just got some white essence from you. | |
| Are you an Uraagan? Because Uraagan scute. | |
| Are you flash bomb? Because your beauty is blinding | |
| Are you Kulve Taroth because you look pretty horny and I wanna knock your clothes off | |
| Are you lost with the lump of meat quest? I know where to get em. | |
| Are you new to Monster Hunter? Let me teach you how to mount in person. | |
| Aye baby gurrl you sure you only got evade extender? Cuz thats not the only thing you extending right now. | |
| Babe I'll let you farm my horn all night long. | |
| Babe I'm no Brachydios, but I'll still pound you for 50 minutes straight | |
| Babe you are so hot you auto upgrade my weapons. | |
| Babe, I believe I have strong affinity against your pussy. Let's test it out. | |
| Babe, I'm no Brachydios, but after I pound you, you'll be coated in my slime. | |
| Boy, are you a Deviljho? 'Cause that's one big pickle. | |
| Call me Steve, baby- slick, sharp, and covered in gold. | |
| Call me the Tigrex, cause I'm not slowing down till you finish me off. | |
| Can you be the Seltas to my Seltas Queen? Because I'll pound you then eat you out. | |
| Dalama-don't want none unless you got buns, hun. | |
| Damn girl, I'll need High Grade Earplugs if we keep that up. | |
| Damn, the way you swing that sword really knocks me back | |
| Do it like Baruragaru, baby- suck me dry. | |
| Do it like Nerscylla, baby- tie me up and keep on stingin'. | |
| Do me like a Tigrex, baby, and I'll be screamin' all night long. | |
| Do me like the Dunes, baby- hot and heavy by day, calm and cool by night. | |
| Do you know how to imitate Diablos? Good, I’ll have you screaming like one | |
| Do you prefer Great Sword or Long Sword? Mine is both Great and Long. | |
| Do you prefer magjestic horn, twisted horn, or spiral horn? | |
| Does your felyne have stamina fortitude? | |
| Don’t worry, I won’t blythe. | |
| Don't sharpen, i like the way you bounce. | |
| Ever wonder what a baby dalamdur looks like? | |
| Ey girl, are you a Brachydios? Because you got me blasting all night. | |
| Girl are you into Monster Hunter? Let's grind together all night long. | |
| Girl, are you a Fatalis? 'Cause only legend spoke of a rack so fine. | |
| Girl, are you a Gypceros? 'Cause you got me seein' stars. | |
| Girl, are you a Melynx? 'Cause I want my shit back. | |
| Girl, are you a Najarala? 'Cause those lips made my heart skip a beat! | |
| Girl, are you a Plesioth? Cause those hips are unreal. | |
| Girl, are you a Rangurotura? 'Cause very time I slide out, you pull me right back in. | |
| Got a paintball? I don’t wanna lose you | |
| Got any extra slots in that armor of yours? | |
| Hey babe, want to see how far we could get being naked without gears? | |
| Hey baby, do you main the hammer? Then let's go back to my place, I promise I'll let you smash the head. | |
| Hey girl, you are the sparkling gem that I have been farming for. | |
| Hey girl, you charge my blade. | |
| Hey, you free tonight? Wanna come to my place and check out my hard bone horn? | |
| How many honeys you got? | |
| I am falling in deep into your pitfall traps. | |
| I could kiss you uragaan and again | |
| I do it like 140 Garuga, baby- you won't last 5 minutes. | |
| I do it like Chameleos, baby- you'll never know what's gonna happen next. | |
| I do it like Ukanlos, baby- once I go down on ya, I don't ever come out. | |
| I guess I've equipped the Insect Glaive, 'cos I wanna mount you! | |
| I heard you had a Skyscraper, boy- how 'bout I stroke it with my W[h]etstone, hmm? | |
| I hope you like diablos, cause I’ll be coming at you from the land down under | |
| I hope you like hermitaur, I’ll make you squirt like one. | |
| I hope you like Rajang, cause I’ll be swootin fo dat booty | |
| I hope you slotted tenderizer for my raw meat | |
| I kept my weapon sharp for tonight? Want to test the damage? | |
| I love Monster Hunter, and tonight I am on a hunt for your lady parts. | |
| I may just have one weapon type, but I know how to use it. | |
| I must have worn a +20 fate set when I met you | |
| I never thought id be lucky enough tomeet a Kirin. Graceful. Stunning. And i think i sense some sparks between us. | |
| I think my longsword just went demon mode | |
| I think something's wrong with my targetted camera, cause I can't take my eyes of you | |
| I think you have a -10 guard talisman, cause you let your guard down around me | |
| I think you just charged up my phial | |
| I use my dick like a dual blade. | |
| I want to mount you like a Frenchman with an insect glaive. | |
| i'd like to get savage with jho | |
| If I was a Seltas, you'd be my Queen <3> | |
| I'll be your Rathalos if you'll be my Rathian | |
Ill let you go Glaive any day if you'll mount me  | |
| I'm a Charge Axe main, baby. I might be new at this, but I'll make you burst all over. | |
| I'm a Hammer main, baby- nobody pounds it better than me. | |
| I'm a Hunting Horn main- you're about to get buffs you'll never forget. | |
| I'm a Lance main, baby- I'll hit all your weak spots, no matter how deep. | |
| I'm an HBG main, baby- I'll do it faster than everybody else. | |
| I'm an SnS main- cause it ain't the size of the ship in the sea, baby, but the motion of the ocean behind it. | |
| I'm 'bout to go Apex on dat ass, baby. | |
| I'm feeling kinda hornetaur, want to get jaggi with it? | |
| I'm going to vigorously thrust you until explode climatically. | |
| I'm gonna need some Steadfast Jewels, because you're stunning. | |
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