Gotta catch them all? Are the guys or gals that you like into these cute little pokemon creatures? Flirt and open the conversation with them using Pokemon pick up lines. Please note that some of these are clean and some of these may be on the dirty side. Enjoy and hope that you can “catch” the guy or girls heart with these cheesy pokemon theme pick up sayings.
| Pokemon Pick Up Lines | |
|---|---|
| Aipom's pretty good with his hands, and so am I. | |
| Are you a Hitmonlee? Because your body is kickin'. | |
| Are you a Pikachu? Because you are shockingly beautiful. | |
| Are you a RARE CANDY? Because I feel a level-up. | |
| Are you from the Hoenn Region? Because you're the only HO I see. | |
| Baby, I'm a Mismagius. I'll make all of your wildest dreams come true. | |
| Can I fertilize you with my sunkern? | |
| Can I get into YOUR Secret Base? | |
| Care to take a Rhydon my Lapras til you Squirtle over me? | |
| Damn girl, I think I need a Parlyz Heal, Because you're stunning. | |
| Did you just FLASH(HM 05) me? | |
| Did you use CONFUSE RAY?, cuz your making me dizzy. | |
| Do you have a Ditto in your pocket because I can see myself in your pants. | |
| Do you like Pokeballs because you're about to get really close to one of mine. | |
| Do you wanna battle? Because my balls are at the ready! | |
| Do you wanna LICKILICKY my icky sticky. | |
| Do you wanna play my Poke Flute? | |
| Do you wanna play with my Poke Balls? | |
| Do you wanna see my BELL-SPROUT? | |
| Do you wanna see my NUGGETS? | |
| Do you wanna see my POLI-WAG? | |
| Do you wanna see what's in my ball bag? | |
| Do you want to help my ekans learn intercourse? | |
| Don't make me use Water Gun all over you! | |
| Have you been taking lessons from a Lickitung? | |
| Hey baby, wanna SPOINK? | |
| Hey girl! Are you a Pokemon? Because I wan tot have a peek-at-chu. | |
| Hey, baby, my squirtle knows water gun. | |
| Hey, I've got some legendary pokemon, do you want to touch my pokeballs to see just how legendary they are? | |
| How about you come and see my safari zone. | |
| How about you use REST, so i can sleep with you. | |
| How would you like me to use my Onix to BIND you to my bed? | |
| How would you like to see my viridian forest, well it's not really viridian. | |
| I bought you an everstone, because I love you just the way you are. | |
| I can make your Jigglypuffs sing. | |
| I can make your Milktanks moo. | |
| I heard Meowth's not the only mischievious pussy in town. | |
| I just want to stick it in your wooper. | |
| I like to compare myself with Smeargle...I'm pretty handy with a paintbrush. | |
| I made you some MOO-MOO MILK, but I forgot to use my Milktank. | |
| I think I need a Paralyze Heal, because you're stunning. | |
| I think I'm going to need a Burn Heal because you're hot. | |
| I think I'm going to need a Burn Heal because you're hot. | |
| I think we're going to need Defog (HM05) before the night is done. | |
| I wanna Munchlax your Cloyster. | |
| I wanna see your Squirtle squirt. | |
| I wanna spread HONEY on your Forretress. | |
| I want to Squirtle all over your Jigglypuffs. | |
| I will be your Pokemon if you let me Pikachu. | |
| I wish I was a Magikarp, so I could use SPLASH on you! | |
| I wish I was a Seaking, so I could HORN DRILL you. | |
| I wish I was an Abra, so I could TELEPORT to your bedroom. | |
| I wish you and I were Weedles, so you and I could make a Kakuna and evolve together. | |
| I wish you were the ground and I was a Diglett so I could be inside of you. | |
| I'd like to get in your rock tunnel. | |
| I'd like to Leech my Seeds into you. | |
| I'd like to ride you like a HORSEA. | |
| I'd like to Slowpoke your Cloyster. | |
| I'd POUND you with my Piplup. | |
| I'll use ROCK CLIMB in your Fortress. | |
| I'm a real Machamp, if you know what I mean. | |
| I'm going to Hoppip into your pants. | |
| I've got an Onyx, and if you come over to my place I'll show you his move Earthquake (TM 27). | |
| I've got Masterballs baby. | |
| If I was a Pokemon right now, I'd be an Erectabuzz | |
| If I were a Clefairy, I"d DOUBLE-SLAP dat ass. | |
| If I were a Ghastly, I'd seep right through your pants. | |
| If I were a Hitmonchan, I'd Thunderpunch dat ass. | |
| If I were a Milktank, I'd use ATTRACT on you. | |
| If I were a Nidoking, you would be my Nidoqueen. | |
| If I were a Pidgeotto, I'd GUST your pants off. | |
| If you were a Pokemon, I'D CHOOSE YOU! | |
| If you were a pokemon, you'd be a Squirtle, cause you make me wet! | |
| If you were in a Pokemon Contest, you'd win first place in the Beauty/Cuteness category. | |
| Is that a Sudowoodo in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? | |
| Is that a TANGELA down there? | |
| It's a good thing that I'm a pokemon trainer and can handle your Jigglypuffs! | |
| Let's go make a Mewtwo of our own. | |
| Let's have a Togepi of our own! | |
| Let's make like a Super Rod and hook up. | |
| Let's make RegiLove! | |
| Lets make like the pages of this guide book and get under the covers. | |
| Like an Umbreon, I also evolve at night. | |
| Looking at your ass makes my bulba soar. | |
| My Bulbasaur knows TICKLE. | |
| My Diglett's attracted to your SWEET SCENT. | |
| My Donphan won't ROLLOUT for you much longer. | |
| My Exeggcute are pretty weak. Let's battle so they can get some experience. | |
| My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night. | |
| My Kadabra just used Future Sight, and it looks like we've got a future together. | |
| My Lickitung can reach deeper than you can imagine! | |
| My love for you burns like a Charizard's tail. | |
| My Magikarp knows a little more than SPLASH if you know what I mean. | |
| My Pokeballs are SWIFT in your mouth. | |
| My Shellder wants to clamp onto your Slowpoke's tail! | |
| My Typhlosion knows Eruption. | |
| My Typhlosion knows EXPLOSION!! | |
| Squirtle isn't the ONLY one that can use water gun. - wink - | |
| starMiE and starYU belong together do you get the message? | |
| STD’s are like Pokemon baby, gotta catch ‘em all! Wanna help me out? | |
| The name's cock..i mean brock..wait, i said that right. | |
| Those are some nice HOOTHOOTS you got there. | |
| Wanna watch my EKANS evolve? | |
| Want my Caterpie to use String Shot on you? | |
| Want to Link your cable onto me? | |
| Want to register your number in my PokeNav? | |
| Want to ride my emPOLEon? | |
| What's your favorite move? Mine is LICK. | |
| When I look at you, my Metapod can't get any harder. | |
| When I'm around you, I am like a Geodude, as hard as a rock! | |
| Why don't you and me go back to my gym and have a naked battle. | |
| Will you use ROCK POLISH on my Pokeballs? | |
| You give my Gengar that smile. | |
| You just gave me a Cubone. | |
| You make me errupt like the Cinnabar Island volcano. | |
| You make me feel like an Electrode, you give me an EXPLOSION in my pants. | |
| You make me RY-HORNY! | |
| You make my bulba sore. | |
| You make my Darkrai rise. | |
| You make my Gyrados HYDROPUMP! | |
| You might need to catch them all, but all I need to catch is you. | |
| You must be a Charmander because you're getting me hot. | |
| You put the "BONE" in Cubone. | |
| You put the "cool" in Tentacool. | |
| You put the "Double-D" in Dodou. | |
| You put the "Wiggle" in Wigglytuff. | |
| You remind me of Deoxys, you're out of this world. | |
| You remind me of Pokemon, I just want to Pikachu. | |
| You set my Chimchar on fire. | |
| You'll be WEEZING after I'm done with you. | |
| You're such a good catch, i think i'll use my only MASTER BALL on you. | |
| You've got the lips of a Jynx! | |
| Your gonna need a HYPERPOTION by the time i'm done with you. | |
| Your more beautiful than a Beautifly. |
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