| All extra lives are meaningless if they are not with you. | |
| Are you a brick block? Because I can Ground Pound you all night long. | |
| Are you a green mushroom, because you just gave me an 1-up in my pants. | |
| Are you a Mario level? Because I will get you off in 300 seconds. | |
| Are you a Mystery Box? Because I want to give you head and find out what secret you hold. | |
| Are you a pipe? Because I would like to come inside you. | |
| Are you Boo? Because I cannot stop looking at you. | |
| Are you ready for a new world? | |
| Are you ready to party? Mario Party. | |
| Are you yoshi? Because I could mount you any time of the day. | |
| Babe, are you a feather? Because my heart just grew a tail, and flew away. | |
| Babe, are you a fire flower? Because you are too hot to handle. | |
| Babe, are you a mushroom? Because girl you make me big. | |
| Babe, no Bros are going to stop me from you. | |
| Babe, once you turn the switch on, there is no turning back. | |
| Babe, ready to get pierced with this Bullet Bill? | |
| Blow this whistle and we could travel to a whole new world. | |
| Clean out my tube good girl. | |
| Come ride my yoshi, he is very friendly and got strong tongue action. | |
| Did you just lose your P-wing? Because you fell out of the sky. | |
| Do you prefer thrust dashing or just stumping? | |
| Do you wonder what a naked Princess Peach would look like? Let's give you a tiara and find out. | |
| Don't be afraid, the world is amazing if I could just pop your bubble. | |
| Feel free to touch my flagpole anytime, and I will shoot sweet white fireworks at you. | |
| Forget about that Luigi, go for this stud Mario. | |
| Girl a night with me is like the Rainbow Road straight to your Star World. | |
| Girl are you Nabbit? Because you have stolen my heart and run away. | |
| Girl are you Princess Peach? Because I want to be your Mario. | |
| Girl are you really Princess Peach? Because I want to find out what you really taste like. | |
| Girl being with you is not just a journey, it's an Odyssey, I am in for the long haul. | |
| Girl I heard you like to explore? How about tonight we explore some of those secret exits that are hard to find? | |
| Girl I'll get you to orgasm Bob-omb style, you will feel the suspense of massive explosion coming. | |
| Girl you just gave me a 1-up in my pants. | |
| Girl, I can Thwomp you all night long. | |
| Girl, like Mario, I would topple empires to get to you. | |
| Girl, my tongue is like a piranha flower, ready to eat you out any time. | |
| Girl, you got the keys to my heart. | |
| Girl, you have given my Lil Bro wings, are you ready to see it fly? | |
| Girl, you make my balls on fire like some Mario fireballs. | |
| Girl, you turn this little wiggler in my pants into bad Pokey. | |
| Girl, your beauty had turned me into a Shy Guy. | |
| I am as high as Super Mario, and I can show you a great time. | |
| I am going to put all of me in you girl. | |
| I am good at fitting into tight spots, would you want a test? | |
| I am Super Horny for you. | |
| I could Boo you from behind all night long. | |
| I could enter so many pipes in the room, but I am choosing you girl. | |
| I could play Princess Peach for hours. | |
| I don't care what color you are, I could hop on you all the same just like Yoshi. | |
| I don't just got a Koopa Troopa in my pants, girl it's straight out bowser in there. | |
| I have traveled worlds, lived many lives, and collected many gold coins. Will you be with me? | |
| I just popped a Super Star, I am gonna make you have a good time in the last 60 seconds. | |
| I save woman all the time, and tonight I will save you. | |
| I want to lower the flag on your pole. | |
| I would love to make some Koopalings with you. | |
| I would travel everywhere and find all secrets to be with you. | |
| I'd rather ride you than Yoshi babe. | |
| I'd run all over the map to catch a star like you. | |
| I'd spend my 100 coins on you instead of on an extra life. | |
| I'll enter into your pipe in a heartbeat. | |
| It's me Mario! Are you my Peach? | |
| Let's get to the next level girl, I am ready for the challenge. How about the level with the bed? | |
| Let's hop on that rainbow road and enjoy the amazing ride. | |
| Like Mario, I get super powers from ordinary items, want to see how I could make you feel amazing? | |
| My passion for you is like the Lava in Bowser's Castle. | |
| My princess is in this castle. And I am here to conquer it. | |
| No matter what castle you are in, I will destroy all my enemies for you. | |
| No matter what Mario levels you make, I will always complete them. | |
| People call me the Doctor, Doctor Mario. | |
| Press start to join and be my player 2 at Mushroom Kingdom. | |
| So, how many coins will it take for you to sleep with me? | |
| That's some nice pipe you got there. Mind if I go deep and see where that leads us? | |
| Wanna come back to my castle and eat some mushrooms? | |
| Want to know when people call me Super? Let me show you in bed girl. | |
| Why do they call you Princess Peach? When all you got are melons. | |
| You are more than my Galaxy, you are my Universe. | |
| You are the hat to my Mario, I cannot live without you. | |
| You are the powerup to me being Super Mario, you have made everything possible. | |
| You can play Mario all night long and I could play you instead. | |
| You have opened the doors to my heart. | |
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