49 Shark Pick Up Lines

Flirt with man or woman at an aquarium or shark viewing. Use the best dirty shark pick up lines to help you impress and break the ice. Shark week, shark tank, shark attack, and cheesy shark pick up lines. Are you a shark, baby shark, and cute shark. All the shark related pick up lines to help you devour your date. Easy Copy & Paste!

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Shark Pick Up Lines
A shark just ate my girlfriend. Will you be my new one?	Copy This.
Are you a Baby Shark? Because I want to do do do do do do you.	Copy This.
Are you a card shark? Well babe you can have my credit card any day.	Copy This.
Are you a great white shark, cause you look like you wanna swallow me whole.	Copy This.
Are you a shark, because I wanna you to eat me out on your shark week.	Copy This.
Are you a shark? Because I've got swimmers for you to swallow.	Copy This.
Are you a shark? Because my harpoon is throbbing for you.	Copy This.
Are you a shark? Then great you need some strong jaws to handle me.	Copy This.
Are you a tiger shark? Because you are wild and hot.	Copy This.
Are you interested in one night swim of a life time?	Copy This.
Babe, you don't need to enter my shark tank to get money from me.	Copy This.
Do you know sharks eat cats? Well this shark is about to swallow your pussy.	Copy This.
Do you like sharks? Because I got a megalodon.	Copy This.
Don’t eat me, I am not like the otters.	Copy This.
Girl are you a shark? Because I want to hook you for life.	Copy This.
Girl you must be a shark, because I want see my flesh between your jaws.	Copy This.
Girl, are you a cat sharks? Because I got some perfect human balls for you.	Copy This.
Girl, I am a shark and I wanna eat you tonight.	Copy This.
Girl, I want to get between a rock and your shark place.	Copy This.
Hey girl, are you a royal shark? Because I can't stop fin-king about you.	Copy This.
How you chewing?	Copy This.
I am a hammerhead shark, and I am about to nail you tonight.	Copy This.
I can smell your blood from far away. I want to have you for dinner.	Copy This.
I don’t know whether to mount you or eat you. You are like a prize winning shark.	Copy This.
I have been a lone shark all my life. Meeting you tonight makes me want to become your fish in the sea.	Copy This.
I want to use my pick up line on you, but you may get of-fin-ded.	Copy This.
I would like to take you home to see my catfish.	Copy This.
If baby shark can doo doo, then why can't we?	Copy This.
If I am a shark, I would never take my eyes off you.	Copy This.
If someone throws sharks in the water, I'll save you first.	Copy This.
I'm a shark.	Copy This.
Is that a shark in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?	Copy This.
My shark is worse than my bite.	Copy This.
Shark you be mine?	Copy This.
Sharks don’t typically mate for life, but for you I’d consider.	Copy This.
Someone call a lifeguard, because this shark is about to devour you.	Copy This.
Stay jaw-some.	Copy This.
There are a lot of sharks in the sea, but you are the only one I’d like to catch and mount back home.	Copy This.
There's plenty of fish in the sea, but you are the true shark for me.	Copy This.
They don’t call me a sperm-shark for nothing.	Copy This.
This may come off as a surprise, but I don’t bite. I swallow.	Copy This.
Tonight I want to swim in your tank.	Copy This.
Want to play the shark attack game? I eat you and you scream.	Copy This.
What would happen if I dropped a shark on thin ice? It would break the ice.	Copy This.
What’s a gal like you in an ocean like this!	Copy This.
You are making me dizzy from swimming in circles.	Copy This.
You got some-fin special about you.	Copy This.
Your pussy is in more danger than a seal during Shark Week.	Copy This.
You're welcome in my shark tank.	Copy This.