49 Banana Pick Up Lines

Do you love banana or see a girl or guy eating banana, or even dressed up as a banana at a Halloween party? Use these funny banana pick up lines about banana bread, banana cream pie, banana cake, and more. Flirt and Impress. Are you a banana? Easy Copy & Paste!

Banana Pick Up Lines
Are you a banana peel? Because I've accidentally slipped into your dms.	Copy This.
Are you a banana? Because I'd like to split you, dress you with some whip cream and eat you up.	Copy This.
Are you a monkey? I wanna feed you my banana.	Copy This.
Are you natural sunlight? Because you’ve ripened my banana.	Copy This.
Are you ripe? I should go for you tonight.	Copy This.
Aye girl are u a banana? Because you make me go OOH OOH AH AH.	Copy This.
Babe are you a banana, because I want to peel you and eat you out.	Copy This.
Babe, are you a doctor. My banana isn't peeling well.	Copy This.
Babe, do you know how to spell banana? Because once I start you will not know when to stop.	Copy This.
Babe, I got a banana dressed up as a cucumber in my pants. Ready for action.	Copy This.
Babe, I got a banana that will make you go Ooh Ooh Ah Ah tonight.	Copy This.
Babe, if you are a banana you would never get lonely. Because we will hang out in bunches.	Copy This.
Babe, you are making me go bananas.	Copy This.
Babe, you need to be extra nice to my bananas, you know why? You don’t want to hurt my peelings.	Copy This.
Care for a feel of my banana? It has great curves in all the right places.	Copy This.
Do you bake? I'd like to fill your pie with my banana cream.	Copy This.
Do you have some bananas? Because you give me all the peels.	Copy This.
Do you know that you are a banana? Because I find you a peeling.	Copy This.
Do you know the different between me and a banana? Banana slips out of its peels, mine will slip right in yours.	Copy This.
Do you want to play fruits tonight? I will pop your cherry with my banana.	Copy This.
Girl did you just eat a banana and throw it? Because you made me fall for you.	Copy This.
Girl I hope you like bananas, because you just made my carrot grew in my pants.	Copy This.
Girl, grab the banana before it gets soft.	Copy This.
Girl, I am the ripe one for you.	Copy This.
Girl, you will never eat another banana. Because I will never split on you.	Copy This.
Hey girl, are you a carpenter? Because you just made a banana stand.	Copy This.
Hey girl, I don’t know much about baking pies...But you make my banana cream.	Copy This.
Hun, you put the “ass” in potassium, I could eat you all day.	Copy This.
I am a banana, I might look large and fruity, but I am a demon in bed.	Copy This.
I like you a whole bunch (hold up a bunch of bananas).	Copy This.
I look at you and wham! I'm head over heels I guess that love is a banana peel.	Copy This.
I may look tough, but I promise I’m all mushy on the inside.	Copy This.
I’m bananas for you!	Copy This.
I’m like a banana, fancy getting under my skin?	Copy This.
Is that a banana in my pocket or am I just a hermaphrodite?	Copy This.
Nice bananas you have there, come to my place and let's make some banana cream pie with it.	Copy This.
Peel me baby.	Copy This.
Peel me open for good time?	Copy This.
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice fellow?	Copy This.
Want some bananas? Because girl I got some very good peelings about you.	Copy This.
Well that’s bananas! I most definitely saw you in my dreams!	Copy This.
What do you say we go back to my place and get you to eat a banana?	Copy This.
What do you think my banana will say to you? Nothing, my banana can't talk!	Copy This.
What’s the best thing to put in a banana cream pie? Your teeth!	Copy This.
Would you like a banana to go with those splits?	Copy This.
You are like a banana to me, because I peel you in my heart.	Copy This.
You must be the one for me because you make me peel good.	Copy This.
You must be the top banana here.	Copy This.
You’re amazing, let’s never split!	Copy This.