33 Egg Pick Up Lines

Eating eggs and using funny egg pick up lines at the same time. How do you like your eggs, tinder chicken or the egg pick up line, and what came first. These dirty pick up lines using eggs are perfect. Different pickuplines involve eggs like egg roll, egg puns, scrambled eggs, and more. Easy Copy & Paste.

Our Easter pick up lines or Dr. Seuss pick up lines may also work for you.

Eggs Pick Up Lines
Are you a fried egg? Because you are sizzling hot and I want to turn you over.	Copy This.
Are you an egg? Because I wanna scramble your insides.	Copy This.
Are you an egg? Because the moment I see you, my smile turns sunny side up.	Copy This.
Are you the chicken or the egg? Either way, I’ll make sure you come first.	Copy This.
Babe I feel like I am an egg tonight. Because I am about to get laid.	Copy This.
Baby, your bacon my eggs!	Copy This.
Girl, you're the Egg McMuffin of one night stands.	Copy This.
Green eggs and damn!	Copy This.
Hey baby, I got 2 eggs on me, wanna find them?	Copy This.
Hey baby, let me put an egg in you.	Copy This.
Hope you like scrambled eggs. Because I will be scrambling them tonight.	Copy This.
How do you feel about breakfast? I'd like to serve your eggs with my sausage.	Copy This.
How do you like your eggs in the morning? Because I like mine fertilized.	Copy This.
How do you like your eggs in the morning? Scrambled or fertilized.	Copy This.
How do you like your eggs? Because you are staying for breakfast.	Copy This.
How do you like your eggs? Scrambled, over-easy, or fertilized?	Copy This.
How do you like your sausage in the morning. Scrambled or blown?	Copy This.
I don't put all my eggs in one basket. But for you, you are my basket.	Copy This.
I get fresh eggs daily.	Copy This.
I got an eggstra meal for you tonight.	Copy This.
I got the chorizo, you bring the eggs.	Copy This.
I may be a ham, but girl I’d treat you egg-cellent.	Copy This.
I’ll let you play with my eggs and you let me fertilize yours.	Copy This.
I’ll take a half dozen organic eggs and one of you.	Copy This.
I’m going to call you omelette. Because you look like you’ve got milk and fresh eggs.	Copy This.
I'll bring the bacon if you bring the eggs.	Copy This.
Is that an egg in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?	Copy This.
Is your dad chef. Because he created masterpiece from two eggs	Copy This.
Will you be the sauce to my egg roll?	Copy This.
You are the hollandaise to my poached egg.	Copy This.
You can scramble my egg.	Copy This.
You might be just be an egg to others. But you are the hottest chick in my world.	Copy This.
You must be an egg. But your body is cracking.	Copy This.