Allow me put my sausage patty on your hotcakes. | |
Any girls wanna go to mac with me? You could be my happy meal. | |
Any girls wanna go to mac with me? You could be my happy meal. | |
Babe, I want to dip my sausage in your buns. | |
Babe, you are perfectly made for me. | |
Baby you are the jam in my hot cakes. | |
Baby you are the jam in my jelly roll. | |
Baby, you got more legs than a bucket of McDonalds! | |
Both you and McDonalds make my heard stop. | |
Can I double stuff your Oreo? | |
Can I have a junior chicken with a side of your number. | |
Come on over and I’ll give ya a Happy Meal. | |
Come over to my house and I’ll give ya a happy meal. | |
Could you double stuff my Oreo? | |
Could you let your hotcakes take my sausage patty? | |
Dating you would make you be the curry to my French fries. So yummy. | |
Do you work at McDonalds? Cuz I want u to be in my happy-meal! | |
Do you work at McDonalds? Cuz I want u to be in my happy-meal! | |
Do you work here? Because I’d like to order some fries with that shake. | |
Forget about Big Mac, try this Big Dick. | |
Girl when I am done with you, you won't be looking for no toys in this happy meal. | |
Girl, this quarter pounder will take you to a whole different level of experience. | |
Girl, you are my Sweet Tea. | |
Here let me lick the honey off those buns!! | |
Hey, baby, wanna dip my nuggets in your sauce? | |
Hey, baby, wanna taste my Special Sauce? | |
Hey, you have a lovely bunch of coconuts. | |
I always long for a chance to lick the honey off those buns. | |
I first panicked when my wife lying unconscious in the kitchen. I then remembered that breakfast is served at McDonalds, and relaxed. | |
I just wanted to know if you work here because I’d like to order some fries with that shake. | |
I love the way you move…like butter on a bald monkey. | |
I love you. I think your name is Ronald McDonalds. | |
I love your body. Is it from McDonald? | |
I love your spicy buffalo sauce. | |
I thought you wanted to see how my cookie crumbles. | |
I threw my fries on the ground because I saw a hot mom spank her kid who did so. | |
I wanna butter your toast and eat you for breakfast. | |
I want a taste of that delicious butter milk of yours. | |
I was wondering if you could be in my happy-meal in case you work at McDonalds. | |
I wish you could rub my salty French fries with some sweet ‘n’ sour sauce. | |
I would like you to see how my cookies crumble. | |
I’ll be Burger King and you be McDonalds, I’ll have it my way, and you’ll be lovin’ it! | |
I’ll have my way and you’ll be loving it; so I’ll be burger king and you’ll be McDonalds. | |
I’m in love with your body. Did you get it from McDonalds? | |
If sexy were McDonalds, you would be double stuffed. | |
If you let me, I’ll not only butter your toast but also eat your breakfast. | |
If you paid me a visit, I would butter your toast and take you for breakfast. | |
If you were a burger at McDonald’s you’d be the McGorgeous. | |
If you were a chicken to be served at McDonalds, you would be McChicken. | |
If you were a McCafe drink, you would be a mchottie. | |
If you were in McDonalds menu, you’d be McBeautiful. | |
If you were mine you would rub some sweet N sour sauce on my salty French fry. | |
If you were on the menu, you’d be a McBeautiful. | |
If you worked at McDonalds you would be my happy-meal. | |
Is your body from McDonald’s? Because I’m lovin’ it. | |
Is your face from McDonalds, Because I’m lovin’ it. | |
Let me put my Sausage Patty on your Hotcakes. | |
Let me rub you down with hot oil, and I’ll give you something special off my Dollar Menu. | |
Let me rub you down with hot oil, and I’ll give you something special off my Dollar Menu. | |
Like at McDonalds I LOVE to see you smile. | |
Like chicken nuggets entrance my taste buds, you captivate my heart. | |
Like Taco Bell, I eat great regardless of how late I wake up. | |
Like Taco Bell, I’m up late and I eat great ;). | |
McDonalds made their M for men’s day. | |
My combo meal is not complete without you. | |
Sleepin with me is like quizno’s.. MMM TOASTY | |
The way chicken nuggets enter my taste buds is the same way you captivate my heart. | |
The way you are going straight to my thighs you must be McDonalds. | |
This could be love at first bite. | |
This Egg White Delight isn’t nearly as delightful as you are. | |
This is love at first site, which is as spicy as McDonalds’ chili sauce. | |
Wanna see how my cookie crumbles? | |
Wanna see how my cookie crumbles? | |
Wanna see the secret prize in my Happy Meal? | |
Wanna taste my Spicy Buffalo Sauce? | |
Want a bite of this McChicken? | |
Why don’t you try my quarter-pounder? | |
Would you like a happy ending with your happy meal? | |
Would you like to go mac with me? You could be my happy meal. | |
You are almost as delightful as this Egg White Delight. | |
You are as spicy as chili sauce at McDonalds. | |
You are Ronald McDonald, right? Know what? I’m loving you. | |
You are spicy as chilli sauce at McDonalds. Love at first bite. | |
You captivate my heart like chicken nuggets entrance my taste buds. | |
You could be the curry sauce to my French fries. Yum girl. | |
You must be craving to taste my spicy buffalo sauce. | |
You must be the hamburglar who stole my heart. | |
You should let me lick the honey off those buns. | |
You should rub some Sweet ‘N’ Sour Sauce on my salty French fry. | |
You should rub some Sweet ‘N’ Sour Sauce on my salty French fry. | |
You stole my heart. You must be the Hamburglar. | |
You wanna dip my fry in your milkshake? | |
You would be the McGorgeous if you were a burger at McDonalds. | |
You’re like McDonald's baby, I’m lovin it! | |
You’re like McDonald's baby, I’m lovin it! | |
You’re lucky I haven’t eaten yet, because you can be my Happy Meal. | |
Your body must be from McDonalds, coz I love it. | |
Your nickname must be Ronald McDonald, because I’m loving you. | |