98 McDonalds Pick Up Lines

Want some fries to go with that? Use these awesome McDonalds pick up lines. Hit on that cute guy or girl that you see at the restaurant. Flirt with your loved one if you are enjoying a simple night out with a quick bite.

McDonalds Pick Up Line
Allow me put my sausage patty on your hotcakes.	Copy This.
Any girls wanna go to mac with me? You could be my happy meal.	Copy This.
Any girls wanna go to mac with me? You could be my happy meal.	Copy This.
Babe, I want to dip my sausage in your buns.	Copy This.
Babe, you are perfectly made for me.	Copy This.
Baby you are the jam in my hot cakes.	Copy This.
Baby you are the jam in my jelly roll.	Copy This.
Baby, you got more legs than a bucket of McDonalds!	Copy This.
Both you and McDonalds make my heard stop.	Copy This.
Can I double stuff your Oreo?	Copy This.
Can I have a junior chicken with a side of your number.	Copy This.
Come on over and I’ll give ya a Happy Meal.	Copy This.
Come over to my house and I’ll give ya a happy meal.	Copy This.
Could you double stuff my Oreo?	Copy This.
Could you let your hotcakes take my sausage patty?	Copy This.
Dating you would make you be the curry to my French fries. So yummy.	Copy This.
Do you work at McDonalds? Cuz I want u to be in my happy-meal!	Copy This.
Do you work at McDonalds? Cuz I want u to be in my happy-meal!	Copy This.
Do you work here? Because I’d like to order some fries with that shake.	Copy This.
Forget about Big Mac, try this Big Dick.	Copy This.
Girl when I am done with you, you won't be looking for no toys in this happy meal.	Copy This.
Girl, this quarter pounder will take you to a whole different level of experience.	Copy This.
Girl, you are my Sweet Tea.	Copy This.
Here let me lick the honey off those buns!!	Copy This.
Hey, baby, wanna dip my nuggets in your sauce?	Copy This.
Hey, baby, wanna taste my Special Sauce?	Copy This.
Hey, you have a lovely bunch of coconuts.	Copy This.
I always long for a chance to lick the honey off those buns.	Copy This.
I first panicked when my wife lying unconscious in the kitchen. I then remembered that breakfast is served at McDonalds, and relaxed.	Copy This.
I just wanted to know if you work here because I’d like to order some fries with that shake.	Copy This.
I love the way you move…like butter on a bald monkey.	Copy This.
I love you. I think your name is Ronald McDonalds.	Copy This.
I love your body. Is it from McDonald?	Copy This.
I love your spicy buffalo sauce.	Copy This.
I thought you wanted to see how my cookie crumbles.	Copy This.
I threw my fries on the ground because I saw a hot mom spank her kid who did so.	Copy This.
I wanna butter your toast and eat you for breakfast.	Copy This.
I want a taste of that delicious butter milk of yours.	Copy This.
I was wondering if you could be in my happy-meal in case you work at McDonalds.	Copy This.
I wish you could rub my salty French fries with some sweet ‘n’ sour sauce.	Copy This.
I would like you to see how my cookies crumble.	Copy This.
I’ll be Burger King and you be McDonalds, I’ll have it my way, and you’ll be lovin’ it!	Copy This.
I’ll have my way and you’ll be loving it; so I’ll be burger king and you’ll be McDonalds.	Copy This.
I’m in love with your body. Did you get it from McDonalds?	Copy This.
If sexy were McDonalds, you would be double stuffed.	Copy This.
If you let me, I’ll not only butter your toast but also eat your breakfast.	Copy This.
If you paid me a visit, I would butter your toast and take you for breakfast.	Copy This.
If you were a burger at McDonald’s you’d be the McGorgeous.	Copy This.
If you were a chicken to be served at McDonalds, you would be McChicken.	Copy This.
If you were a McCafe drink, you would be a mchottie.	Copy This.
If you were in McDonalds menu, you’d be McBeautiful.	Copy This.
If you were mine you would rub some sweet N sour sauce on my salty French fry.	Copy This.
If you were on the menu, you’d be a McBeautiful.	Copy This.
If you worked at McDonalds you would be my happy-meal.	Copy This.
Is your body from McDonald’s? Because I’m lovin’ it.	Copy This.
Is your face from McDonalds, Because I’m lovin’ it.	Copy This.
Let me put my Sausage Patty on your Hotcakes.	Copy This.
Let me rub you down with hot oil, and I’ll give you something special off my Dollar Menu.	Copy This.
Let me rub you down with hot oil, and I’ll give you something special off my Dollar Menu.	Copy This.
Like at McDonalds I LOVE to see you smile.	Copy This.
Like chicken nuggets entrance my taste buds, you captivate my heart.	Copy This.
Like Taco Bell, I eat great regardless of how late I wake up.	Copy This.
Like Taco Bell, I’m up late and I eat great ;).	Copy This.
McDonalds made their M for men’s day.	Copy This.
My combo meal is not complete without you.	Copy This.
Sleepin with me is like quizno’s.. MMM TOASTY	Copy This.
The way chicken nuggets enter my taste buds is the same way you captivate my heart.	Copy This.
The way you are going straight to my thighs you must be McDonalds.	Copy This.
This could be love at first bite.	Copy This.
This Egg White Delight isn’t nearly as delightful as you are.	Copy This.
This is love at first site, which is as spicy as McDonalds’ chili sauce.	Copy This.
Wanna see how my cookie crumbles?	Copy This.
Wanna see how my cookie crumbles?	Copy This.
Wanna see the secret prize in my Happy Meal?	Copy This.
Wanna taste my Spicy Buffalo Sauce?	Copy This.
Want a bite of this McChicken?	Copy This.
Why don’t you try my quarter-pounder?	Copy This.
Would you like a happy ending with your happy meal?	Copy This.
Would you like to go mac with me? You could be my happy meal.	Copy This.
You are almost as delightful as this Egg White Delight.	Copy This.
You are as spicy as chili sauce at McDonalds.	Copy This.
You are Ronald McDonald, right? Know what? I’m loving you.	Copy This.
You are spicy as chilli sauce at McDonalds. Love at first bite.	Copy This.
You captivate my heart like chicken nuggets entrance my taste buds.	Copy This.
You could be the curry sauce to my French fries. Yum girl.	Copy This.
You must be craving to taste my spicy buffalo sauce.	Copy This.
You must be the hamburglar who stole my heart.	Copy This.
You should let me lick the honey off those buns.	Copy This.
You should rub some Sweet ‘N’ Sour Sauce on my salty French fry.	Copy This.
You should rub some Sweet ‘N’ Sour Sauce on my salty French fry.	Copy This.
You stole my heart. You must be the Hamburglar.	Copy This.
You wanna dip my fry in your milkshake?	Copy This.
You would be the McGorgeous if you were a burger at McDonalds.	Copy This.
You’re like McDonald's baby, I’m lovin it!	Copy This.
You’re like McDonald's baby, I’m lovin it!	Copy This.
You’re lucky I haven’t eaten yet, because you can be my Happy Meal.	Copy This.
Your body must be from McDonalds, coz I love it.	Copy This.
Your nickname must be Ronald McDonald, because I’m loving you.	Copy This.