85 Mushroom Pick Up Lines

Spawn your love life with the best mushroom pick up lines. Use dirty mushroom pick up lines and have some fun growing some fungi. Are you a mushroom? These funny mushrooms pickuplines will get your love to mush for you. Culture, injection, greenhouse, fungus, and more. Take advantage of best pick up lines about mushrooms. Easy Copy & Paste!

Mushroom Pick Up Lines
Are you a magic mushroom? Because you are making me grow.	Copy This.
Are you into mushroom? Let's tun fungi into fungus.	Copy This.
Babe, are you a mushroom? Because girl you make me big.	Copy This.
Babe, I want to bounce on top of you like the Trampoline Mushroom.	Copy This.
Babe, you are not a mushroom are you, because you are growing on me after our wet encounter.	Copy This.
Babe, you turn this fungi into a mushgroom.	Copy This.
Baby, I will put the mush in your room.	Copy This.
Baby, it's just dry. Once you get it wet and it'll plump right up!	Copy This.
Call me mushroom, because I am a fungi who will give you a good time.	Copy This.
Can I noc you up? I sterilized my needle with a lighter,	Copy This.
Can I see you TiT's?"	Copy This.
Did a nuke just go off in my pants? Because it looks like there's a big mushroom cloud forming down there.	Copy This.
Did you feed me a super mushroom, because I feel something growing for you.	Copy This.
Did you just use a Mega Mushroom or are you happy to see me?	Copy This.
Do you like mushrooms because I could mush you in a room.	Copy This.
Do you like mushrooms? Because I got a magical one in my pants.	Copy This.
Do you mind if I colonize your sterile cakes, or do you have morels.	Copy This.
Drop your morel standards and go for the fungi.	Copy This.
Get your cubies out.	Copy This.
Girl, are you my phenotype.	Copy This.
Girl, I could colonize your substrate tonight.	Copy This.
Girl, I want to sporulate your face tonight.	Copy This.
Girl, I want to squirt some liquid culture in your mouth?	Copy This.
Girl, if you are with me, you will never be spored.	Copy This.
Girl, you gotta put a cap on it with your mouth.	Copy This.
Girl, you make me so big, you won't have mushroom for my fungi.	Copy This.
Girl, you make the Solid Snake in my pants grow bigger than Ridley eating a Super Mushroom.	Copy This.
Hey are you a mushroom? Because you are growing on me.	Copy This.
Hey baby, it's time for us to make some clamp connections.	Copy This.
Hey baby, mind if I inoculate your jar?	Copy This.
Hey baby, mushrooms make me bigger if you know what I mean.	Copy This.
Hey baby, want me to show you where to find the magic mushroom?	Copy This.
Hey baby, you ever see a 4 foot long flowhood?	Copy This.
Hey, baby... How would you like to find out if my smoking gun is a mushroom cloud?	Copy This.
How about a liquid culture injection?	Copy This.
I am all stalk and no cap.	Copy This.
I am ready to use my Golden Mushroom, are you?	Copy This.
I am the fun in fungus.	Copy This.
I don't need a mushroom for my love for you to grow.	Copy This.
I have a huge mushroom in my bush.	Copy This.
I have so mushroom in my heart for you.	Copy This.
I know you're not fully colonized, but I want to birth you anyway.	Copy This.
I swear, I have no contams.	Copy This.
I want to sprinkle casing layer all over you tonight.	Copy This.
I want you very mush.	Copy This.
I'd like to put my mushroom in your bush.	Copy This.
I'll trade you some mushrooms for some extras.	Copy This.
I'm having a party in my greenhouse, wanna come?	Copy This.
Interested in sectoring to my plate?	Copy This.
Is that your mycelium running, or are you just happy to see me?	Copy This.
Is that your spore syringe, or are you just happy to see me?	Copy This.
It looks like a syringe, only bigger.	Copy This.
It's called The Golden Teacher, be my student and I will show you a big one.	Copy This.
It's not only a nice thick meaty stem. Babe wait till you taste the cap.	Copy This.
Let my Teemo put mushrooms in your jungle.	Copy This.
Let's get some spores of magic moments inside you and see what grows.	Copy This.
Let's go to my place and take a look at my latest flush.	Copy This.
Mushroom, flower, star, or special? The only cup I want is your cup.	Copy This.
My record in one night is 7 flushes.	Copy This.
Nice cakes.	Copy This.
No, that's not semen in those jars.	Copy This.
Once I am in your life, you won't have mushroom for anyone else.	Copy This.
Plug you with spawn or knock you up and birth you - take your pick!	Copy This.
Press start to join and be my player 2 at Mushroom Kingdom.	Copy This.
See my 9 inch, 50 gram mushroom.	Copy This.
Shiitake happens, our love doesn't.	Copy This.
Suck my stink horn.	Copy This.
Take my new pressure cooker for a test run.	Copy This.
That's not mean green on my stalk, that's just a little bluing.	Copy This.
There's no mushroom for debate. I want you.	Copy This.
Time to get spored on baby.	Copy This.
Touch my Stipe.	Copy This.
Wanna come back to my castle and eat some mushrooms?	Copy This.
Want to see how I can play with your clitocybe?	Copy This.
Want to sit on my mushroom?	Copy This.
We would never get in a truffle.	Copy This.
What's a nice grain like you doing in a cake like this?	Copy This.
What's for dinner tonight? How about some stuffed mushroom.	Copy This.
Would you be my Golden Teacher of Love?	Copy This.
Would you like a good squirt of my dark syringe?	Copy This.
You and me can be dikaryon on all night long.	Copy This.
You don't just need a mushroom guy, you need a stroganoff.	Copy This.
You must be a Mushroom because you're making me grow!	Copy This.
You must be a sustainably farmed mushroom because you’re really growing on me.	Copy This.
You want me to spawn in your damp wet spot?	Copy This.