54 Paleo Pick Up Lines

Paleo living is a lifestyle choice. Are you into hot guys or sexy woman who’s into the Paleo diet themes and living style. Use these Paleo diet themed pick up lines. They feature some of the common recipes, themes, and well known paleo advocates. Break the ice with simple common grounds to help you meet new people. Flirt with loved one with these Paleo pick up lines.

Paleo Pick Up Lines
Anybody ever tell you that you look a lot like Denise Minger?	Copy This.
Are you kidding me? My omega 6 to 3 ratio is fricking Okinawan.	Copy This.
Baby, I can turn your world 180 degrees, Matt Stone style.	Copy This.
Baby, I have the best grassfed butter in town.	Copy This.
Clearly your LDL is of the large, fluffy kind. Very impressive indeed.	Copy This.
Come on over to my place, I've got a free trial of a very expensive protein shake.	Copy This.
Come over to my place and you can milk my cow.	Copy This.
Come over tonight and I'll show you what the posterior kinetic chain is really good for.	Copy This.
Did you hear the one about Dr. Davis and the butter churn?	Copy This.
Don't worry, my Room is pitch black and sound insulated.	Copy This.
Got any paleo in ya? Want about 7 inches?	Copy This.
Have you seen the latest studies linking Sex to improved insulin sensitivity?	Copy This.
Hey baby, I usually go full paleo, but even I can 't resist those buns.	Copy This.
Hey girl, breakfast was delicious. No one could have guessed you'd hidden raw liver in my smoothie.	Copy This.
Hey girl, I know how you feel about refined carbohydrates. So instead of buying you chocolates. I got you 50 lbs of raw, organic grassfed butter.	Copy This.
Hey girl, this local, raw, unfiltered honey is twice as sweet as white sugar, but it’s still not as sweet as you.	Copy This.
Hey girl. Let’s do it tonight. Let’s finally set up that kombucha continuous brew system.	Copy This.
Hey girl. You were right. Beet kvass is a better pairing for duck liver pâté than red wine.	Copy This.
Hey girl. You’ve filled all the GAPS in my heart and soul with your bone broth, ghee, sauerkraut juice, and nut bread.	Copy This.
Hey, baby, how about some primal reenactment?	Copy This.
I believe in getting in touch with my primal side as often as possible	Copy This.
I can dead lift twice your bodyweight - so come over to my cave so I can workout	Copy This.
I couldn't help but notice that you don't use deodorant.	Copy This.
I eat only the finest of free-range meats	Copy This.
I like my meat raw, of course	Copy This.
I like to go as bare as possible...when running...	Copy This.
I love your primal body.	Copy This.
I make incredible Paleo Chili. Ill show you the "secret ingredient".	Copy This.
I make sure to use every part of the animal	Copy This.
I put coconut oil on everything	Copy This.
I'll show you mine if you show me yours - vitamin D levels that is.	Copy This.
I'm not afraid of commitment – my fridge is stuffed with Kerrygold.	Copy This.
I'm not just Paleo, I'm Paleo 2.0.	Copy This.
I'm totally Paleo. Nothing but water and Flintstones Vitamins.	Copy This.
I've got bacon.	Copy This.
I've got some ideas for High Intensity Exercise....	Copy This.
If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.	Copy This.
It's getting late, we'd better get you to bed quick before your Melatonin becomes disrupted.	Copy This.
Let's limbo--how low (carb) can you go?	Copy This.
Lets go back to your place and grind some organ meat. Or we can go to mine. I'll give you the best brain you've ever had.	Copy This.
Listen. I don't like to talk bad about anybody behind their back, but you don't want to get with that dude. He's not your type. He eats margarine.	Copy This.
Monogamy is for agrarians	Copy This.
Pardon me, are you bio-available?	Copy This.
Speaking of Free the Animal, I have an amazing collection of food porn back at my place.	Copy This.
This is the best steakhouse in town...according to Peter at Hyperlipid.	Copy This.
Want me to slip some organ meat into your chili?	Copy This.
Why don't you come over to my place tonight and show me how you make beef jerky?	Copy This.
Would you like Steak or Eggs with your Bacon?	Copy This.
Would you like to come up and see my etchings of Chesterton?	Copy This.
Yeah, I read Jimmy Moore's menus.	Copy This.
You are as pretty as the cover of Chronicles.	Copy This.
You are like honey on my bacon.	Copy This.
You are looking fine in those Vibrams.	Copy This.
You can butter my bacon, baby!	Copy This.