Are you into some girl or guy who is into vitamin and supplements? Uses these funny vitamin pick up lines for the various common vitamins and minerals.
| Vitamin Supplement Pick Up Line | |
|---|---|
| All I want is Vitamin B with you. | |
| Are you multivitamin? Because you have everything that I need. | |
| Are you omega-3? Because you support my healthy heart. | |
| Are you stressed? I heard Magnesium and Vitamin D vitamin helps, and ...sex helps too. | |
| Are you vitamin C? I am getting sick missing you. | |
| Are you vitamin deficient? I know a way to pump some into you. | |
| Babe are you calcium pill, because you made my bone hard. | |
| Did you get some magnesium supplement? Because you are totally magnetic. | |
| Do you need Vitamin Me? | |
| Girl are you an iron supplement? Because you got my blood flowing. | |
| I am down for anything, including that sweet Vitamin A(ss) of yours. | |
| I don't need no vitamin complex, all I want is just simply You. | |
| I got some Vitamin D for you. | |
| I know that you want me bad, but do not chew before swallowing. | |
| My doctor said that I'm deficient in vitamin U. The only cure is if you vitamin C me. | |
| My doctor says I'm lacking Vitamin U. | |
| What vitamin are you looking for? I heard semen is made out plenty of proteins, vitamin, and mineral, and I happen to have some with me right now. Want some? | |
| You do not need anymore Chili Pepper Extracts, because babe you are already HOT. | |
| You must be a vitamin, because I cannot function without you. | |
| You must be regulated by the FDA because you treat, cure, and prevent my broken heart. | |
| Baby are you an antioxidant? Because you keep this free radical in check. | |
| If you ask me what kind of vitamin are you, I want you to be VitaMIN E. |
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