33 Father’s Day and Older Man Pick Up Lines

Are you into older guys or sugar daddy? Or you are an older gentleman who would like to pick up much younger girls? These Father’s day related pick up lines may work for you if you are an old guy. These flirty pick up lines may work too if you are a wife. Simply give a funny Father’s day message to your husband (if he’s a father).

Father's Day and Older Man Pick Up Lines
All I want in life is a man with clean underwear and a dirty mind.	Copy This.
Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?	Copy This.
Care for some afternoon delight?	Copy This.
Did I tell you I'm filthy rich and my mother's dead?	Copy This.
Do you still work or are you retired?	Copy This.
Happy Father's Day from someone who wants to have your babies.	Copy This.
Happy Father's Day to a genuine mother fucker.	Copy This.
Happy Father's Day to a wonderful husband who no matter what having kids has done to my body still seems to nail me.	Copy This.
Happy Father's Day. Can I call you "Daddy"?	Copy This.
Happy You-Knocked-Up-Mom Day	Copy This.
Hey baby, you better call life alert, because I've fallen for you and can't get up.	Copy This.
Hi, do you want to have my children? [No] OK, can we just practice then?	Copy This.
Hope your Father’s Day is about you. I’ll keep the kids away to make sure that happens!	Copy This.
I have a small penis, but a big bank account.	Copy This.
I hope I haven't given you the wrong impression. I'm actually taller and richer than I look.	Copy This.
I want to bear all your children.	Copy This.
I want to spend the rest of your money with you.	Copy This.
I won't preach to ya, but I will be your daddy.	Copy This.
I would like to pay with cash upfront and take our relationship further and faster.	Copy This.
I'm looking for Mrs. Right.	Copy This.
If you see a woman walking up the road with a child or a baby stroller tell her you’ll go halves on another one.	Copy This.
It’s been wonderful making children with you. I wanted to be sure to let you know how much I appreciate the making part and the fact that we will enjoy it even more without worrying about more kids…THANKS!! Happy Father’s Day!	Copy This.
Mommy, why does Daddy want a time machine and a condom for Father's Day?	Copy This.
My heart still skips a beat when I see you, hear you, or even think about you. I can barely focus on the message that’s supposed to be in this card… By the way…Happy Father’s Day! That was it!!	Copy This.
Should I tell my babysitter I'm going to be home late?	Copy This.
Want to win my heart? Talk YARN to me big daddy...	Copy This.
When I'm older, I'll look back at all of my crowning memories, and I'll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you.	Copy This.
Who's your daddy?	Copy This.
Would you rather have "As good as it gets!" for a few more years or "Is that all there is?" for the rest of your life?	Copy This.
You always say that there’s a tool for everything. You’re right. The stud-finder worked miracles when it came to getting the perfect hubby! Happy Father’s Day!	Copy This.
You are my daddy.	Copy This.
Your kid is beautiful. I see he/she takes after his/her dad.	Copy This.
Your pick-up lines are almost as old as you are.	Copy This.